Olympic games sports' when Kali yuga ends

NoHoesinOhio

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Shooting will be based on shooting the nipple off of a tit from a live captured slave women. The most nipples completely detatched from the tit will win the Gold

Womens clitoris will be sewn shut and archery will be based on who manages to throw the arrow right into the " G spot" thereby opening the clitoris and also bonus points if the women dies after

Swimming will be based on endurance, they will be attached to a women underneath them and the one who manages to go the longest time thereby drowning the women will be the winner

fencing freestyle will be about who manages to make the most cuts in 10 seconds and detatch the most body parts from an women, bonus points if you remove the tits thereby being granted the regal title of "@TitSlicer"
 
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I misread this as kaligula
 
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