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THEIR DATING POOL EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY:

Expectation:
  • English-French-Italian
  • English-German-Spanish

Reality:
  • English-Yoruba-Pidgin
  • English-Hindi-Gujurati
  • English-Arabic-French (on a visibly brown or black man)
  • English-French/Spanish-Caribbean Patois
  • English-Pashto-Dari (even though some of those men are turbomoggers with the Med aesthetics they want)
 
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Delusional cunts
 
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i know someone who speaks polish, finnish and english
 
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I want a strong independent feminist woman who can provide for her family
 
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I speak english portuguese and italian girls must love me
 
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Xangsane said:
THEIR DATING POOL EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY:

Expectation: English-French-Italian

Reality: English-Yoruba-Pidgin, English-Hindi-Gujurati, English-Arabic-French (on a visibly brown or black man)
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AHHHHHHH IM LOOSING MY MIND
 
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我需要阴部 said:
No squishy squishy 😞
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pat pat
bourgeoizyzz said:
brutal waste of time pill
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Bars said:
English Chechen Turkish
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ryuken said:
basically all moroccans, algerians, tunisian niggers
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ImVerySorry said:
i know someone who speaks polish, finnish and english
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NoReedemingFeature said:
I want a strong independent feminist woman who can provide for her family
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📖 THE WHITE WOMAN’S “3 LANGUAGES” FANTASY VS YOOKAY REALITY​


Fantasy (Expectation)Reality (YOOKAY-core)
Visual AestheticHandsome Mediterranean guy; slight tan, crisp shirt, hair tousled just right.Brown-skinned Deliveroo driver in a Nike puffer and AirPods, handing you chicken shop chips.
Language ComboEnglish ✚ French ✚ Italian (luxury, cinema, wine bar energy)English ✚ Yoruba ✚ Pidgin (vibrant, but far from Chanel No. 5 commercial vibes)
Where She Meets HimA wine-tasting tour in TuscanyUber Eats drop-off outside a Primark
What She Imagines“Buongiorno, cara. Shall we holiday in Amalfi?”“Wagwan darling, you alright? Where’s the flat innit?”
Romantic DreamSoft-spoken guy quoting Rimbaud or serenading her with Spanish guitarTikTok-famous roadman who codeswitches between Jamaican Patois, Somali slang, and Gen Z memes
Social Media Bio📚 Fluent in French & Italian. Cinephile. Looking for a muse.🚲 Just tryna make p 💷 / 🇳🇬 Naija to da world 🌍 / Allah above all 🙏
Cultural TensionNone (everyone “white-coded European”)Maximal (he’s culturally louder, more masculine, less “Instagram aesthetic”)
Emotional ReactionEnamored, whimsical, “I’m living in a rom-com.”Confused, disoriented, hesitant: “Uhh this isn’t the vibe I thought… but he is multilingual.”




🎯 Why This Happens (Linked to YOOKAY AESTHETICS)​


In a YOOKAY-core world (post-demographic shift Britain, 2020s urban America):

  • The “multilingual man” pool is increasingly not white European.
  • Multilingualism now often means diaspora survival skillsets (English + immigrant mother tongue + colonial lingua franca like French).
  • Aesthetic dissonance kicks in because the fantasy didn’t account for the remix of who’s actually multilingual now.
It’s the same emotional jolt as:
  • Seeing Urdu writing on a Irish pub,
  • Seeing “Hurricane Humberto” smash Louisiana,
  • Walking into a Tesco with Ramadan offers, Afro haircare, Pride flags, and Chinese lanterns all jammed together.

🧠 ​

Summary:​


In her mind: Chalamet x Amalfi Coast x Espresso

In reality: Mandem x Chicken Shop x “trust me g”

And that’s peak YOOKAY AESTHETICS: fantasy vs the new real.
 
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Xangsane said:
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📖 THE WHITE WOMAN’S “3 LANGUAGES” FANTASY VS YOOKAY REALITY​


Fantasy (Expectation)Reality (YOOKAY-core)
Visual AestheticHandsome Mediterranean guy; slight tan, crisp shirt, hair tousled just right.Brown-skinned Deliveroo driver in a Nike puffer and AirPods, handing you chicken shop chips.
Language ComboEnglish ✚ French ✚ Italian (luxury, cinema, wine bar energy)English ✚ Yoruba ✚ Pidgin (vibrant, but far from Chanel No. 5 commercial vibes)
Where She Meets HimA wine-tasting tour in TuscanyUber Eats drop-off outside a Primark
What She Imagines“Buongiorno, cara. Shall we holiday in Amalfi?”“Wagwan darling, you alright? Where’s the flat innit?”
Romantic DreamSoft-spoken guy quoting Rimbaud or serenading her with Spanish guitarTikTok-famous roadman who codeswitches between Jamaican Patois, Somali slang, and Gen Z memes
Social Media Bio📚 Fluent in French & Italian. Cinephile. Looking for a muse.🚲 Just tryna make p 💷 / 🇳🇬 Naija to da world 🌍 / Allah above all 🙏
Cultural TensionNone (everyone “white-coded European”)Maximal (he’s culturally louder, more masculine, less “Instagram aesthetic”)
Emotional ReactionEnamored, whimsical, “I’m living in a rom-com.”Confused, disoriented, hesitant: “Uhh this isn’t the vibe I thought… but he is multilingual.”




🎯 Why This Happens (Linked to YOOKAY AESTHETICS)​


In a YOOKAY-core world (post-demographic shift Britain, 2020s urban America):

  • The “multilingual man” pool is increasingly not white European.
  • Multilingualism now often means diaspora survival skillsets (English + immigrant mother tongue + colonial lingua franca like French).
  • Aesthetic dissonance kicks in because the fantasy didn’t account for the remix of who’s actually multilingual now.
It’s the same emotional jolt as:
  • Seeing Urdu writing on a Irish pub,
  • Seeing “Hurricane Humberto” smash Louisiana,
  • Walking into a Tesco with Ramadan offers, Afro haircare, Pride flags, and Chinese lanterns all jammed together.

🧠​

Summary:​


In her mind: Chalamet x Amalfi Coast x Espresso

In reality: Mandem x Chicken Shop x “trust me g”

And that’s peak YOOKAY AESTHETICS: fantasy vs the new real.
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I NEED A GIRL LIKE KIM CHAEWON
 
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I NEED A GIRL LIKE KIM CHAEWON
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我需要阴部
 
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Xangsane said:
THEIR DATING POOL EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY:

Expectation:
  • English-French-Italian
  • English-German-Spanish

Reality:
  • English-Yoruba-Pidgin
  • English-Hindi-Gujurati
  • English-Arabic-French (on a visibly brown or black man)
  • English-French/Spanish-Caribbean Patois
  • English-Pashto-Dari (even though some of those men are turbomoggers with the Med aesthetics they want)
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I speakjng italian sweidsh and english tho
 
Sonneillon said:
Belgians, dutch and, regional languages in spain france and italy like occitan catalan sicilian etc, its very normal for west europeans to speak three languages espefialy if you count the regional ones aswell
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it doesn't work for brits:forcedsmile:
 
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Soo??? Am not british
 
polyglotpilled
 
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Xangsane said:
THEIR DATING POOL EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY:

Expectation:
  • English-French-Italian
  • English-German-Spanish

Reality:
  • English-Yoruba-Pidgin
  • English-Hindi-Gujurati
  • English-Arabic-French (on a visibly brown or black man)
  • English-French/Spanish-Caribbean Patois
  • English-Pashto-Dari (even though some of those men are turbomoggers with the Med aesthetics they want)
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How does English-Serbian-Russian fare? 5/10, 6/10?
 
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Don’t most Brits take French as a language requirement at school?
 
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Xangsane said:
THEIR DATING POOL EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY:

Expectation:
  • English-French-Italian
  • English-German-Spanish

Reality:
  • English-Yoruba-Pidgin
  • English-Hindi-Gujurati
  • English-Arabic-French (on a visibly brown or black man)
  • English-French/Spanish-Caribbean Patois
  • English-Pashto-Dari (even though some of those men are turbomoggers with the Med aesthetics they want)
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