OMGGGG I WAS A HIDEOUS CHILD I LOOKED LIKE A RAT!!!!!

[Sidewalk_knights]

EWWWWWW!!!! POLIIIICE!

That's what women would say if I never grew out of these strange Un ideal amerindian facial features, now that I'm a little older I look like a completely different person!

Thankfully I mog that hideous abomination, I may be MTN on my best day but at least I'm not subhuman like that jungle rat child! I'm shocked my parents didn't throw me from their balcony when they saw that rat child walking around!

Sometimes you narrowly escape a tragedy, my life is one big narrow escape!

 

[bttb]

I got bad news for you

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

I got bad news for you

 

[lepo2317]

you are still ugly sorry man

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

you are still ugly sorry man

 

[bust]

….

 

[2chevskuy]

idk how to phrase it correctly

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

idk how to phrase it correctly

Is it that I just look soooooo handsome and hot and relevant?

 

[2chevskuy]

Is it that I just look soooooo handsome and hot and relevant?

rather opposite

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

rather opposite

Oh really?

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

Seriously though maybe I should stop 100% candid Maxxing at arms length with a 2019 budget phone.

I should start back camera 2 meters-away-maxxing, lightingmaxxing, anglemaxxing, expressionmaxxing, and cheek suck and squint Maxx.

 

[2chevskuy]

Seriously though maybe I should stop 100% candid Maxxing at arms length with a 2019 budget phone.

I should start back camera 2 meters-away-maxxing, lightingmaxxing, anglemaxxing, expressionmaxxing, and cheek suck and squint Maxx.

you'll have to retardmin first

 

[VV62]

"mtn"

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

you'll have to retardmin first

Perhaps. How many users on here are posting straight candids, poker faced with no hair halo, or lighting or angle halo? I'd love to meet them. If I cheek suck (like chico says to do) my photogenic ability increases significantly, and if I didn't have a galaxy A20 from 2019 with the selfie cam at arms length that would also help.

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

"mtn"

"on a good day" I prefaced that.

 

[VV62]

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[Lxisos]

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EWWWWWW!!!! POLIIIICE!

That's what women would say if I never grew out of these strange Un ideal amerindian facial features, now that I'm a little older I look like a completely different person!
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Thankfully I mog that hideous abomination, I may be MTN on my best day but at least I'm not subhuman like that jungle rat child! I'm shocked my parents didn't throw me from their balcony when they saw that rat child walking around!

Sometimes you narrowly escape a tragedy, my life is one big narrow escape!

You're still hideous LOL fix the acne you freak.

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

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Literally posted that same picture on here awhile ago in "rate me" and got MTN across the board lol.

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

You're still hideous LOL fix the acne you freak.

Had clear skin a few months ago, had a breakout :/. Hideous is a stretch, ive never been treated as such

 

[Lxisos]

Had clear skin a few months ago, had a breakout :/. Hideous is a stretch, ive never been treated as such

Yea no hideous is the correct term to use + acne + fat cheeks + shit hairline + ugly ass nose + those ears +doll ass jaw

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

Yea no hideous is the correct term to use + acne + fat cheeks + shit hairline + ugly ass nose + those ears +doll ass jaw

OK, post a picture of yourself then in direct sunlight, straight candid shot and a poker face. Let's see what we're working with here.

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

Yea no hideous is the correct term to use + acne + fat cheeks + shit hairline + ugly ass nose + those ears +doll ass jaw

Nose is fine, just crooked because I broke it.

 

[Lxisos]

OK, post a picture of yourself then in direct sunlight, straight candid shot and a poker face. Let's see what we're working with here.

i will when im omw home school

 

[Lxisos]

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Nose is fine, just crooked because I broke it.

yea so? still fucked doesn't matter if you broke it its still shit

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

yea so? still fucked doesn't matter if you broke it its still shit

This is hyperbole lol.

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

i will when im omw home school

Make sure to hold the camera straight ahead, no angles, no lifting of the eyebrows, no sucking in of the cheeks or squinting and make sure to use the selfie cam and old the camera at arms length outside, no filtered indoor natural lighting.

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

yea so? still fucked doesn't matter if you broke it its still shit

Reminder that this is what chico looks like under those conditions I've given you, and he's expression maxxing

Here's chico under my lighting circumstances:

 

[2chevskuy]

Reminder that this is what chico looks like under those conditions I've given you, and he's expression maxxing
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Here's chico under my lighting circumstances:
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old chico is literally high mtn with fame halo, why are you using him as an example

 

[Sidewalk_knights]

old chico is literally high mtn with fame halo, why are you using him as an example

I need to use an example of what an actual established gl person can look like in unceremonious conditions outside on a selfie cam up close.

I want to humble the person who is aggressivemaxxing and show them with no flattering conditions in truly candid conditions it is very difficult to look above MTN without actual chad bone structure (I never claimed to be chad).

I'm essentially tying to prove that I am pretty objectively a MTN or low MTN. Only extreme bone mass can save you from these conditions, for example:

If I posted anything short of this guy they're going to say I'm subhuman, but tbf at worst I'm LTN

 

[looks>books]

You got good brow ridge. just lean up

 

[moggedlooksmaxxer]

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EWWWWWW!!!! POLIIIICE!

That's what women would say if I never grew out of these strange Un ideal amerindian facial features, now that I'm a little older I look like a completely different person!
View attachment 3304159

Thankfully I mog that hideous abomination, I may be MTN on my best day but at least I'm not subhuman like that jungle rat child! I'm shocked my parents didn't throw me from their balcony when they saw that rat child walking around!

Sometimes you narrowly escape a tragedy, my life is one big narrow escape!

you’ll understand at some point, you’ll see it

 

[sportsmogger]

u look a lot better