On a scale of 1 to Rajesh Shah, how unlucky are you?

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Basically, in 2012, this guy opened a store named... yeah, you guessed it. Hitler.

The shop's owner Rajesh Shah, who sells men's clothing, said he was surprised he had upset people.

"I didn't know how much the name would disturb people," he told the AFP news agency.

"It was only when the store opened I learnt that Hitler had killed six million people."

 
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As for me, there aren't enough Rajesh Shahs for me to express how unlucky I am.
 
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"It was only when the store opened I learnt that Hitler had killed six million people." :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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"Mr Shah said he did not know who Adolf Hitler was when he opened the store"
1000000409

Logo having nazi swastika...:forcedsmile:
 
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Basically, in 2012, this guy opened a store named... yeah, you guessed it. Hitler.

The shop's owner Rajesh Shah, who sells men's clothing, said he was surprised he had upset people.

"I didn't know how much the name would disturb people," he told the AFP news agency.

"It was only when the store opened I learnt that Hitler had killed six million people."

Atleast 100:feelswah:
 
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"Mr Shah said he did not know who Adolf Hitler was when he opened the store"
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Logo having nazi swastika...:forcedsmile:
"I just saw his face plastered everywhere, you know? And he seemed like a cool guy. I had no idea he is supposedly responsible for killing 6 million people." :ogre:
 
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2 I'm very lucky
 
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rajesh shah level dawg. Sigma
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Joos can never control themselves when it comes to promoting you know what

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I would throw a jew in a Tantric hindu kali temple full of swasthika symbols where sacrifice happens
 
I would throw a jew in a Tantric hindu kali temple full of swasthika symbols where sacrifice happens
Oy vey goy. This is anti-semitic.
 
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Can't relate. :feelswah::feelswhy:
I feel like boasting so here goes
My dad makes so much that my mum hasn't worked in nearly a decade and we are still millionaires
We live on a estate
I'm high iq
Good frame
Above average height and still growing
Hmtn~lhtn face
NT
 
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I feel like boasting so here goes
My dad makes so much that my mum hasn't worked in nearly a decade and we are still millionaires
We live on a estate
I'm high iq
Good frame
Above average height and still growing
Hmtn~lhtn face
NT
You're millionaires? Holy shet I don't even have 10 rupees in my bank account. :lul: Indeed, I'd say you're a 2 on this scale.
 
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You're millionaires? Holy shet I don't even have 10 rupees in my bank account. :lul: Indeed, I'd say you're a 2 on this scale.
Yes even though sometimes I may be pessimistic I truly am grateful for my family and for where I am today, also for me to be born in the greatest country ever.

@BimaxLaser saar why the ugh react
 
Basically, in 2012, this guy opened a store named... yeah, you guessed it. Hitler.

The shop's owner Rajesh Shah, who sells men's clothing, said he was surprised he had upset people.

"I didn't know how much the name would disturb people," he told the AFP news agency.

"It was only when the store opened I learnt that Hitler had killed six million people."

3 atm. Rajesh shah levels of luck in 10 years when the steroid and drug abuse effects hit me.
 
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3 atm. Rajesh shah levels of luck in 10 years when the steroid and drug abuse effects hit me.
Let's hope they won't hit you at all. Stay on that 3, my friend. Stay on that 3. :ogre:
 
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This thread is fucking hilarious!:ROFLMAO::feelsez:🆒(y)
 
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Basically, in 2012, this guy opened a store named... yeah, you guessed it. Hitler.

The shop's owner Rajesh Shah, who sells men's clothing, said he was surprised he had upset people.

"I didn't know how much the name would disturb people," he told the AFP news agency.

"It was only when the store opened I learnt that Hitler had killed six million people."

If I wasn't 3 years old at the of him opening his store, I would've been his first customer
 
This thread is fucking hilarious!:ROFLMAO::feelsez:🆒(y)
I'm glad you are enjoying this thread. That said, I should probably rub one last out and then go to sleep (it's 10:26 AM here :ogre:).
 
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If I wasn't 3 years old at the of him opening his store, I would've been his first customer
Dang, you were born while I was in high school. I feel old. :feelshehe:
 
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That's actually very good, means you get to spend more time with her than others can.
I meant it's time for you too to settle and have kids
 
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I meant it's time for you too to settle and have kids
I'm actually an anti-natalist, means I don't want to have kids.
 
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You know what they say, any publicity is good publicity :feelsgood:
 
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