On the train with Mum to meet up my halal gf to take her to an upmarket ice cream bar

[Xangsane]

See ya around.

 

[Lebgfinal]

i hope the train slowly run over you so you can die painfully like @Schery6

 

[Willmogulater]

See ya around.

Thats kinda fckd up why u going on date with ur gf along with ur mum?

 

[JohnDoe]

I get it's halal but it just sounds like you're a kid having to take your mum everywhere. There's no harm in getting ice cream with your future wife as long as you don't get physically intimate.

 

[Xangsane]

Thats kinda fckd up why u going on date with ur gf along with ur mum?

I'm Muslim. Both of us take a parent each.

 

[Xangsane]

I get it's halal but it just sounds like you're a kid having to take your mum everywhere. There's no harm in getting ice cream with your future wife as long as you don't get physically intimate.

She loves me and my girl lives 2 hours away from me.

 

[Gengar]

“Halal gfs” is a thing only in the slums of Sanaa, Yemen.

 

[Willmogulater]

I'm Muslim. Both of us take a parent each.

But will u kiss infront of them ?

 

[SecularIslamist]

Don't you have a car nigga?

 

[SecularIslamist]

But will u kiss infront of them ?

They'll be doing this

 

[Willmogulater]

They'll be doing this

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Thats his gfs dad? Lmao @Xangsane getting cucked rn

 

[Xangsane]

Don't you have a car nigga?

Yes but she lives near london.

 

[Xangsane]

“Halal gfs” is a thing only in the slums of Sanaa, Yemen.

No.

 

[Xangsane]

But will u kiss infront of them ?

Maybe. We've held hands and hugged before.

 

[Willmogulater]

Maybe. We've held hands and hugged before.

Shi U low inhib asf man

 

[Xangsane]

Shi U low inhib asf man

We may kiss, it's okay as long as no sex or sexy touching is involved.

 

[JohnDoe]

We may kiss, it's okay as long as no sex or sexy touching is involved.

Im front of your parents? Hum......

 

[Xangsane]

Im front of your parents? Hum......

Maybe not in front of parents.

 

[JohnDoe]

She loves me and my girl lives 2 hours away from me.

Your mum loves you? That applies to everyone but doesn't mean you need your mum with you on an ice cream date. Think it's time for you to start acting like a man, you're gonna have to step up since you're getting married anyways. Take the train yourself and spend time with her. Regardless i hope you have a nice time Zhang

 

[Xangsane]

Your mum loves you? That applies to everyone but doesn't mean you need your mum with you on an ice cream date. Think it's time for you to start acting like a man, you're gonna have to step up since you're getting married anyways. Take the train yourself and spend time with her.

I know but she's acting like a chaperone. We're going to have a nice dinner too!

Regardless i hope you have a nice time Zhang

Thank you!