Once there was this boy who had a oneitis at school and he really really liked her

[romanstock]

But when he finally asked her
She said that she didn't like him
that she only wanted to be friends
It really really hurt him
He went into a depression
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[romanstock]

Once there was this girl who
Talked to me online and told me that she'd sleep with me
But when I finally made her
She flaked and said she had gotten sick that day
She couldn't quite explain it
She'd almost just got there
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

 

[browncurrycel]

But when he finally asked her
She said that she didn't like him
that she only wanted to be friends
It really really hurt him
He went into a depression
mmm mmm mmm mmm
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Sounds like me