one of my favorite things abt waking up early is when u can see ur family's energy gradually building up

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like everybody starts waking up, u hear walking, then talking, then its like fully running

u know?
 
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Not how it was with my family. In the morning, I would hear, "Make another fucking noise and watch how fast you eat the carpet." And that was Granny.

Then my sisters would wake up, who slept in the same bed until they were 30, one would say, "My skin isn't silver like the goblin of pennies." My other sister would agree, "Exactly."

My two moms, who also shared a bed, one would react, "This isn't Earth's morning wallet bonanza." My other mom wouldn't say anything and just nod.

Finally, I would stroll to to kitchen like a gangster with my baggy pants hanging off my ass. However, our robot had a knack for reminding me, "You know you're not a subhuman, human. Stop acting like one, human."
 
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