(Oneitis) please give me advice

[Volksstaffel]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

 

[Volksstaffel]

Cmon guys

@Xyn
@moggerofhumanity
@Bugmaxxed
@Neucher
@vitaminD

 

[superpsycho]

idk my oneitis dnrs me now

 

[The Homelander]

Propose to her with a ring made out of cow dung

 

[marshadow]

- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?

100%

 

[Volksstaffel]

idk my oneitis dnrs me now

She wants you bro


Who is the best love doctor here?

@REGULUS
@marshadow
@cowboy
@R1PPer

 

[Deleted member 100349]

.

 

[Futura]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

12. FUCKING. YEARS

 

[superpsycho]

She wants you bro

nah she went to go date a neurotypical LTN

 

[Volksstaffel]

12. FUCKING. YEARS

 

[cowboy]

She wants you to follow her home

 

[Volksstaffel]

She wants you to follow her home

I do. Regularly

 

[Futura]

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Ive had a crush for 2 weeks and all life has completely been sucked out of my body i cant imagine that long JFL

 

[Deleted member 100349]

Do u live in India bhai?

 

[Toad]

Ask her out

 

[VV62]

If you don't approach her you will foreveer regret it

 

[moggerofhumanity]

I don’t think wanting to be a teacher alone means she’s a lefty . But if she shows more signs then she might be one.
She looks at you a lot, which might be an ioi, but I don’t really think this is enough as it could just be your bias. Since you’re obsessed with her, you might have noticed every little glance that she makes, or it could really be an ioi. You need to progress further with her to know, unless she shows more obvious signs.

 

[Deleted member 125528]

Tell her what mogging is and what really happened in Auschwitz she will fall in love

 

[R1PPer]

Ask her out bro

 

[Neucher]

What do you wanna hear exactly?

 

[Volksstaffel]

Ask her out bro

Can't, too chopped

What do you wanna hear exactly?

I don't even know

If you don't approach her you will foreveer regret it

Maybe, idk

 

[Neucher]

Can't, too chopped

No bro she wants you, you know it

 

[RecessedBoss]

What about her friends? Are they church going good-doers? Sluts? Leftists?

You are who you hang around with

 

[PARISIEN]

Just talk to her faggit

 

[Volksstaffel]

What about her friends? Are they church going good-doers? Sluts? Leftists?

You are who you hang around with

Mostly smartcels without a personality.
Clean I guess

Just talk to her faggit

Too chopped nigga

 

[Neucher]

Too chopped nigga

It's ovER

 

[PARISIEN]

Mostly smartcels without a personality.
Clean I guess


Too chopped nigga

It’s over

 

[chudltn]

Just be confident bhai innerlight is all you need

 

[R1PPer]

Kys then

 

[imontheloose]

get your cock out at her door to assert dominance

 

[faustianspirit]

2hollis is dropping tonight

 

[faustianspirit]

Wish I could back and tell my high school oneitis how much i liked her… we will never know… just do it. Better to fail than to regret

 

[DR. NICKGA]

She wants you bro


Who is the best love doctor here?

@REGULUS
@marshadow
@cowboy
@R1PPer

Hello

 

[RecessedBoss]

Mostly smartcels without a personality.
Clean I guess


Too chopped nigga

When she looks at you does she smile?

 

[Volksstaffel]

When she looks at you does she smile?

She did today.

Oneitis update guys

Oneitis update guys. So yesterday y'all learned that I'll share PE classes with her on Thursdays. Thread 'Help me guys (seriously) https://looksmax.org/threads/help-me-guys-seriously.1342947/post-19565019 (Brutal no reply pill :feelswah:) So my worst fear came true. WE basically worked in...

looksmax.org

Usually not I think

 

[RecessedBoss]

Mostly smartcels without a personality.
Clean I guess

Smartcels can be whores too.

Stalk her more,often when she's with her friends and eardrop on em.
You gotta know exactly what they're like

 

[RecessedBoss]

She did today.

Oneitis update guys

Oneitis update guys. So yesterday y'all learned that I'll share PE classes with her on Thursdays. Thread 'Help me guys (seriously) https://looksmax.org/threads/help-me-guys-seriously.1342947/post-19565019 (Brutal no reply pill :feelswah:) So my worst fear came true. WE basically worked in...

looksmax.org

Usually not I think

Chad.
Fuck her right her in the pussy

 

[Volksstaffel]

Chad.
Fuck her right her in the pussy

 

[DieVoGel6949]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

She's waiting for Chad boyo she doesn't want your sorry ass. Start focusing on your own life instead of some dumb foid.

 

[Volksstaffel]

@staton

 

[Xyn]

Imagine putting your finger into her asshole and sniffing it

 

[Volksstaffel]

Imagine putting your finger into her asshole and sniffing it

Shut up nigger

 

[Xyn]

Shut up nigger

But every girl poops and have bowel movements right?

 

[Xyn]

You aren't that bad after all @Toad
Girls are same

 

[Toad]

Just go up to her and say something

 

[Toad]

Practice with me, just pretend that I'm her

 

[yoshisand]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

Since your autistic I will give you steps that's easy to understand
1. Excuse me My name is ____
2. 'I wanted to introduce myself I saw you over there I thought you were pretty/gorgeous pick one.
3. Take my phone number
If she looks at you pretty often in a non angry way then she probably likes you I say take that risk before you get cucked
Say this. It's simple
You must know that everything else besides looks is cope so that slightly better grades teacher thing is cope

 

[Toad]

Since your autistic I will give you steps that's easy to understand
1. Excuse me My name is ____
2. 'I wanted to introduce myself I saw you over there I thought you were pretty/gorgeous pick one.
3. Take my phone number
If she looks at you pretty often in a non angry way then she probably likes you I say take that risk before you get cucked

Nah, don't do this. You have to be smooth

 

[yoshisand]

Nah, don't do this. You have to be smooth

Nigga shut the fuck up this is smooth using pick up line and trying to ACT smooth is CORNY AS HELLL. plus how long do you think OP can maintain this smooth act before it all falls down

 

[yoshisand]

Nah, don't do this. You have to be smooth

What are we in middle school bros talking about smooth nigga I should kill you