Online video games that last longer than 10 minutes are for incels

MrCucumber

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Call of duty is the Chad game, short rounds cause Chad gets a nuke and ends it early or gets like 30 kills and a few deaths
 
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Agreed. Chad doesn't have enough time for long League games.
If you don't play COD, what the fuck are you doing with your life?
 
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tfw everyone else was playing call of duty and i was playing WoW and zelda games
 
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Cope chad fucks his girlfriend while you play Mario kart
 
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try osrs
 
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Cope chad fucks his girlfriend while you play Mario kart

While he is waiting for his gf to come over he is playing a round of cod and not afraid to leave it early the second the doorbell rings.

Keep coping, CoD was GOAT. MW2 and Blackops2 were 100x better than the CoD today.
 
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MrCucumber
= bro
 
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While he is waiting for his gf to come over he is playing a round of cod and not afraid to leave it early the second the doorbell rings.

Keep coping, CoD was GOAT. MW2 and Blackops2 were 100x better than the CoD today.
Mw2, bo1, mw3, bo2, cod 4 was prime cod I miss those days
 
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Woops meant to say BO1 not 2 lol never played BO2.
 
no one plays cod anymore
 
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I don't play video games
 
Chad plays and fucks
 
plenty of truecels and IIDs playing fast turnover shooters. In fact thats the bulk of them.

I find the more true association is that longer time investment games = significantly higher proportion of NEETs. My friend and I used to really love the original DayZ. Him in particular because it was the closest thing for him the feeling he got from combat in afghanistan. We did marathon sessions, that were only made possible by the fact that he was on holidays and I wasn't working at the time. That only lasted for a summer. Recently trying to find something to fill that hole, we tried to get into Escape From Tarkov. now that is a game I am entirely sure is filled with reddit NEETs. The progression is so slow and constantly busy work that the only way anyone gets anywhere (if you are unaware, EFT is heavily gear based. As a scrub you have almost no chance in a head on fight with high level players, even if you ambush them they will tank your shots turn around and zap you) is if they are grinding that shit out day in day out which you cannot do with a full time job.
 
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Call of duty is the Chad game, short rounds cause Chad gets a nuke and ends it early or gets like 30 kills and a few deaths
jfl whem my dopamine levels so low I dont enjoy games anymore
 
MW2 prime COD. MW3 was shit not sure why it gets praised now today
 
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hahaha chad gets a fucking nuke and ends the game after 3 minutes while the incel goes 3-17
 
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Agreed. Chad doesn't have enough time for long League games.
If you don't play COD, what the fuck are you doing with your life?
I knew many chads that played league.
 
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XD
 
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tfw i spent my childhood playing mmos like WoW, Guildwars and Runescape

>tfw i wasted my early teen years being an autistic gaming neet
 
I knew many chads that played league.
It's a joke bro.
Chad can be a weeb, a gamer, a geek, a feminist, a killer, and foids won't care :feelscry:
 
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Just as stated by @Dope, chads can be everything. But if you really had to chose which game you should play to social max, go for mario kart and just dance 100%. Everyone has atleast a Wii, or know how to play it. Girls will always be down to play just dance and mario kart is the wii game. Sometimes you might want to know how to play properly fifa (in europe, useless in Na) since everyone also has a fifa at his house.
 
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Just as stated by @Dope, chads can be everything. But if you really had to chose which game you should play to social max, go for mario kart and just dance 100%. Everyone has atleast a Wii, or know how to play it. Girls will always be down to play just dance and mario kart is the wii game. Sometimes you might want to know how to play properly fifa (in europe, useless in Na) since everyone also has a fifa at his house.
My friend is a chad and wore a hentai sweatshirt to school (srs)
 
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My friend is a chad and wore a hentai sweatshirt to school (srs)
I mean he could wear everything as long as it fits him no one would give a fuck.
 
edit this is a missclick post
 
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