Only royalty held power in the Middle Ages

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forevergymcelling

It’s so over for the average schmuck
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You needed wealth
You needed an army
You needed influence
















In 2024, you can have one man bring an entire city to its knees with just a single picture


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Vasily moggs that dumb Jock looking
 
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just be chad theory
 
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no you cant lol, they could LITERALLY bring a city to their knees, a chad can get girls easily, not bring crowds of people to their knees, lol.
 
Harald Hardrada is unmoggable
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7 feet tall Nordic Chad, became commander of the army of Kievan Rus and the Varangian guard and conquered 80 castles, composed poems and stories, all before the age of 31 when he became king of Norway.

The world will never see great young men like this anymore. All the average Chad of today has is looks, and will eventually be forgotten. The world is ruled by old farts who will never make worthwhile stories full of glory. It’s over
 
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7 feet tall Nordic Chad, became commander of the army of Kievan Rus and the Varangian guard and conquered 80 castles, composed poems and stories, all before the age of 31 when he became king of Norway.

The world will never see great young men like this anymore. All the average Chad of today has is looks, and will eventually be forgotten. The world is ruled by old farts who will never make worthwhile stories full of glory. It’s over
Portugal has many such warriors
 
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reef skipping + Samoan wave juggling + Polynesian tiki dancing + Antarctic penguin somersaulting + Croatian wine chugging + Slovenian cave racing + Hungarian paprika sniffing + Serbian rakija chugging + Austrian snowball sculpting + German pretzel fencing + Spanish churro jumping + Portuguese azulejo juggling + Greek amphora whispering + Turkish hookah spinning + Cypriot donkey parades + Icelandic puffin wrestling + Greenlandic kayak flipping + Canadian polar bear hockey + Alaskan moose skiing + Japanese ramen surfing + South Korean K-pop dodgeball + Chinese fireworks lassoing + Mongolian yurt speed-building + Russian accordion wrestling + Finnish sauna breath-holding + Swedish ABBA dueling + Danish Lego fortress building + Belgian beer tornadoes + Dutch windmill jousting + Polish vodka curling + Czech marionette skydiving + Romanian vampire debates + Bulgarian yogurt surfing + Slovenian cave swimming + Croatian olive juggling + Bosnian bridge sculpting + Montenegrin cliff hopping + Albanian river rafting + Macedonian flute climbing + Kosovar stone skipping + Kazakh steppe skiing + Uzbek silk kite flying + Turkmen desert cannonballing + Kyrgyz mountain goat racing + Tajik river vaulting + Pakistani chai speed-drinking + Afghan pomegranate juggling + Iranian pistachio fencing + Qatari falcon skywriting + Bahraini pearl cannoning + Yemeni honey surfing + Ethiopian injera pogo-sticking + Kenyan coffee cannoning + Ugandan banana jousting + Tanzanian spice mountain jumping + Somali dhow racing + Nigerian drum bowling + South African vineyard vaulting + Namibian sand dune whispering + Malagasy baobab climbing + Seychelles coral balancing + Antarctic iceberg somersaulting + Brazilian samba tornadoes + Venezuelan hallaca juggling + Cuban cigar surfing + Mexican mole diving + Honduran hammock racing + Dominican mango juggling + Puerto Rican mofongo flipping + those who exist in chaos forever.

Those who know
 
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It was also because the leadrers were willing to risk themselves on the battlefield. The events that lead to the First World War pretty much ended the higher end status of royalty and the shiekhs are a joke.
 
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