Only true “Short King”

[FascisstChad]

The only guy who deserves to be called this is Tom Cruise. Biggest movie star of all time, can still bring in box office hits with his name unlike certain bozos like Pitt, Depp and DiCaprio. Had numerous wives, had hot women who were taller than him. Apart of a big rich cult where he’s basically royalty (based). Barely sees his daughter (based). Mogs Pitt, DiCaprio and Depp facially, the only reason there could be any debate is due to his height, aged the best beside Pitt.




Peak movie

 

[St.TikTokcel]

The only guy who deserves to be called this is Tom Cruise. Biggest movie star of all time, can still bring in box office hits with his name unlike certain bozos like Pitt, Depp and DiCaprio. Had numerous wives, had hot women who were taller than him. Apart of a big rich cult where he’s basically royalty (based). Barely sees his daughter (based). Mogs Pitt, DiCaprio and Depp facially, the only reason there could be any debate is due to his height, aged the best beside Pitt.




Peak movie

Gets mogged by any 6'2 male @FacialStructure404

 

[FascisstChad]

Gets mogged by any 6'2 male @FacialStructure404

Yeah, some 6’2, horse faced curry would totally mog Cruise and not look like a subhuman humanoid shaped rat in his presence.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Pretty ugly

 

[looksmaxxing223]

water, i hate it when people say every short guy has a face card which isn't true, and when women say it, they mean every short guy who isn't atleast htn facially, they don't even know about their existance.
i remember seeing a tiktok of this woman who said "when a short guy makes fun of you for being tall but he doesnt have a face card "

 

[Surfsup]

Gets mogged by any 6'2 male @FacialStructure404

Pretty ugly

cope

 

[FascisstChad]

water, i hate it when people say every short guy has a face card which isn't true, and when women say it, they mean every short guy who isn't atleast htn facially, they don't even know about their existance.
i remember seeing a tiktok of this woman who said "when a short guy makes fun of you for being tall but he doesnt have a face card "

Face card is a cringe term. Most short guys are ugly. The best looking faces are typically 6-6’2 as they have the most normal development and hormonal health for modern times. If they were shorter it means they have lower development and hormones and the taller they’re the harder it is to keeps things in proportion and properly developed, this is why people over 7’ often look like freaks.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Gets mogged by any 6'2 male @FacialStructure404

What happened to face is king ?

 

[St.TikTokcel]

What happened to face is king ?

Youwouldntgetit.jpg

 

[flippasav]

I knew he was gonna come up I also think facially he is chadlite too

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Face card is a cringe term. Most short guys are ugly. The best looking faces are typically 6-6’2 as they have the most normal development and hormonal health for modern times. If they were shorter it means they have lower development and hormones and the taller they’re the harder it is to keeps things in proportion and properly developed, this is why people over 7’ often look like freaks.

i agree with your statement, but the best looking faces i'd have to disagree and say it's usually 5'9-6'3 max. 5'9 being the lower average and it's not that short if you are barefoot 5'9. I'm a 5'7 mtn, and when i was fully lean and i didnt get a single IOI. god cursed me , meanwhile all my cousins in jeetland are also my height so modern diet did nothing to help me

 

[FascisstChad]

I knew he was gonna come up I also think facially he is chadlite too

I’d say Chad, he looked insane in the 90s, great harmony and perfect mix of masculine and feminine features.

 

[flippasav]

I’d say Chad, he looked insane in the 90s, great harmony and perfect mix of masculine and feminine features.

Wtf, that was him?

 

[FacialStructure404]

Gets mogged by any 6'2 male @FacialStructure404

True

 

[FascisstChad]

Wtf, that was him?

Of course, who else? Is it Jonah Hill