genetically fucked
could be worse, i could be black
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explanation
lets just be honest, men are discovering they are fat fucks and need to lose that weight. this is a PROBLEM
"oh but isnt it unhealthy to be obese?" correct! this is why we want it.
do you think girls want to date the landwhale or someone who's gymmaxxed? EXACTLY
the trend
as you would expect, obesity rates have been rising.
from 1999-2010 the obesity rates went from 27.5% > 35.5%. good news is, the women's obesity rate only went up 2.4%
the 2017-2018 cdc report is LIFEFUEL
obesity rates for men? THEY WENT FROM 35.5% > 43%
we will make these rates skyrocket, as we will see in the next cdc report.
the plan
here's where operation plump comes into play. we will mass create propaganda on social media (primarily tiktok & instagram) to spread lies and mask the truth about health. the reason why it is only tiktok & instagram is because facebook is for old people and we don't want dried up pussy anyway
the social media posts will primarily include false health tips & calorie calculations for meals. it has to seem believable, we will have a different teams dedicated to each type of propaganda
the teams
captain crunch: only a select few of you will be named captain crunch, you will be recruiting new members to spread misinformation. you must also keep your teams in check.
seal team snacks: your job is to spread propaganda about how snacking increases metabolic rate and helps burn more calories.
bulk battalion: your job is targeting those who are near the truth, you must take down the gym goers. you will spread propaganda with videos like "here's how to hit your protein goal with only fast food" and completely lie about macros & calories. your other main type of propaganda will be increasing the rates of dirty bulking. YOU MUST RUIN THEIR BODIES!
dad bod division: this arguably the most important team you could be in. humans want to feel comfortable and lets be honest, working out hurts. it feels a lot better to rot at home and eat goyslop. you will hire women (funded by operation plump) to do interviews on the street and lie about picking a dad bod over a fit bod. you will also seek out attractive women and pay them to change their dating app profiles to include something about liking dad bods. THIS WILL MAKE THE MEN DELUSIONAL!!!!! men will trust women WAY more than they'll trust a bunch of dudes telling them which body is best.
comment crew: if we're being real, these retards do 0 research. go on social media and larp as doctors, women, and just trustworthy people in general. you'll go throughout comment sections and absolutely demolish videos about health. make up studies, lie about womens preferences, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! on top of that, you will leave supportive comments under our propaganda videos. if you larped as a woman, pretend it's true.
i wish us all luck, we will need it.
lets just be honest, men are discovering they are fat fucks and need to lose that weight. this is a PROBLEM
"oh but isnt it unhealthy to be obese?" correct! this is why we want it.
do you think girls want to date the landwhale or someone who's gymmaxxed? EXACTLY
the trend
as you would expect, obesity rates have been rising.
from 1999-2010 the obesity rates went from 27.5% > 35.5%. good news is, the women's obesity rate only went up 2.4%
the 2017-2018 cdc report is LIFEFUEL
obesity rates for men? THEY WENT FROM 35.5% > 43%
we will make these rates skyrocket, as we will see in the next cdc report.
the plan
here's where operation plump comes into play. we will mass create propaganda on social media (primarily tiktok & instagram) to spread lies and mask the truth about health. the reason why it is only tiktok & instagram is because facebook is for old people and we don't want dried up pussy anyway
the social media posts will primarily include false health tips & calorie calculations for meals. it has to seem believable, we will have a different teams dedicated to each type of propaganda
the teams
captain crunch: only a select few of you will be named captain crunch, you will be recruiting new members to spread misinformation. you must also keep your teams in check.
seal team snacks: your job is to spread propaganda about how snacking increases metabolic rate and helps burn more calories.
bulk battalion: your job is targeting those who are near the truth, you must take down the gym goers. you will spread propaganda with videos like "here's how to hit your protein goal with only fast food" and completely lie about macros & calories. your other main type of propaganda will be increasing the rates of dirty bulking. YOU MUST RUIN THEIR BODIES!
dad bod division: this arguably the most important team you could be in. humans want to feel comfortable and lets be honest, working out hurts. it feels a lot better to rot at home and eat goyslop. you will hire women (funded by operation plump) to do interviews on the street and lie about picking a dad bod over a fit bod. you will also seek out attractive women and pay them to change their dating app profiles to include something about liking dad bods. THIS WILL MAKE THE MEN DELUSIONAL!!!!! men will trust women WAY more than they'll trust a bunch of dudes telling them which body is best.
comment crew: if we're being real, these retards do 0 research. go on social media and larp as doctors, women, and just trustworthy people in general. you'll go throughout comment sections and absolutely demolish videos about health. make up studies, lie about womens preferences, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! on top of that, you will leave supportive comments under our propaganda videos. if you larped as a woman, pretend it's true.
i wish us all luck, we will need it.
