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hopecel

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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
 
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@The Grinch @Nectar @NoExit
 
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Tales, as always
 
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?
 
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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
We can trade if you want
 
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And then you woke up for a day shift of selling street food in New Delhi
 
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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
Life with enormous 2 inch dick is so hard for us bro:feelswhy:
 
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still no sex
 
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1772122644832
 
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That's probably makes her even hornier
 
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Dick size is a meme
 
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Life with enormous 2 inch dick is so hard for us bro:feelswhy:
you lifemog me then
Femme qui rit à moitié au lit :feelshehe:
lifefuel for dicklets
still no sex
real
me
That's probably makes her even hornier
yeah but idk I wish I was smaller
jealous
Dick size is a meme
real

micro > average > big > small
 
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you lifemog me then

lifefuel for dicklets

real

me

yeah but idk I wish I was smaller

jealous

real

micro > average > big > small
Not jealous I've been told by the girl I used to talk to that she probably couldn't take it and she'll bleed idk what kind of replies u expected from this thread bro
 
Not jealous I've been told by the girl I used to talk to that she probably couldn't take it and she'll bleed idk what kind of replies u expected from this thread bro
newgen ass reply
 
newgen ass reply

hopecel

nostalgist, oneitiscel, philosemite - ✡︎: 0.2 / 22​

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okay buddy did u expect everyone to glaze u on how big your dick was or smth?
 
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hopecel

nostalgist, oneitiscel, philosemite - ✡︎: 0.2 / 22​

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okay buddy did u expect everyone to glaze u on how big your dick was or smth?
no need to glaze, just to realise "dickpill" is a cope
 
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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
These stories used to be believable
 
this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
tales from the deepest slumbers of mumbai, and either way if that statement was true (depending on your age) i’m pretty sure you would be talking to a minor since the bleeding part happens when something breaks inside it (which is basically the female versions of the glands)
 
no need to glaze, just to realise "dickpill" is a cope
its not the girl hasnt even seen your face howd u assume that everything counts if youre not deformed
 
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These stories used to be believable
ok
tales from the deepest slumbers of mumbai, and either way if that statement was true (depending on your age) i’m pretty sure you would be talking to a minor since the bleeding part happens when something breaks inside it (which is basically the female versions of the glands)
she's 16 I'm 22
 
ok

she's 16 I'm 22
Did you tell her that? It’s probably pedo bait then you’re gonna be on vitalys stream or some shit
 
its not the girl hasnt even seen your face howd u assume that everything counts if youre not deformed
you're retarded

big dick is a disadvantage
 
Did you tell her that? It’s probably pedo bait then you’re gonna be on vitalys stream or some shit
yes

16 is illegal in her country but not in mine :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
its not will u stop w this attention seeking baits
it is and I refuse to talk to you anymore

I have 50 times more life experiences than you, you little newgen idiot
 
it is and I refuse to talk to you anymore

I have 50 times more life experiences than you, you little newgen idiot
wtv makes your willy tickle bro the girl was surprised when i showed it to her it was the biggest shed seen she said:owo:
 
This truly takes the hope from the cel. Brutal
 
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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
When foids say its too big they dont mean they wouldnt fuck it it means the pain turns them on
 
t. bitchless incel
What foids would fuck an elephant cock if they could
Thats why its over if u dont have 8 inches or more
 
What foids would fuck an elephant cock if they could
Thats why its over if u dont have 8 inches or more
delulucel

if you're bigger than 7 inches you're finished
 
Another win for the 4 inch gang
Klopp fist pump speed up klopp fist pump
 
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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
Mirin, 6 inches is too big for her?
 
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have u ever made a non retarded thread?
 
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Ty bhai you give my dicklet self hopeful. Very fitting of your username :feelshmm:
 
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Alright 7 then. :Harambe:
I'm a horsecel, sir
have u ever made a non retarded thread?
says a black Pardo homosexual who simps for white PSL Gods
Ty bhai you give my dicklet self hopeful. Very fitting of your username :feelshmm:
smaller penis is evolutionally superior

it can fit inside every pussy without any pain, finish the job very quick so there's no waste of time by satisfying the superior gender and hell it can even make girls laugh if it's small enough

I wish I had a micropenis tbh
 
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smaller penis is evolutionally superior

it can fit inside every pussy without any pain, finish the job very quick so there's no waste of time by satisfying the superior gender and hell it can even make girls laugh if it's small enough

I wish I had a micropenis tbh
First Half GIF


But fr tho, maybe that's why all the famous ancient paintings usually depicted men with smaller dicks 🤔
 
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this random JB Stacy was horny at my jestermaxxing (she doesn't know what I look like since I refused to send her my face) and she forced me to send her a dick pic and then she said "fuck it's too big for me, I'd bleed" 🥹🥹 she told me she loves me no matter what I look like but I fear I'm too ugly for her

over tbh
Niggas is shit on his life
 
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