Ozark is so incredibly fucking shit and I fucking hate Jason Bateman

[Deleted member 31457]

The most pretentious insistent thing I've ever seen just as pretentious and insistent as the man himself.

No creativity whatsoever.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

The writing of the show perfectly sums up the modern white "man"

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Ye

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Wanna know how it ends?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Wanna know how it ends?

yes genuinely. i couldnt b botyhered to watch the last half of the last season

 

[Joevereternally]

Arrested development is still a top tier show

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Arrested development is still a top tier show

ive heard its rly good but havent watched it. is there a best season or clip or episode

 

[Joevereternally]

ive heard its rly good but havent watched it. is there a best season or clip or episode

 

[Deleted member 14693]

It was a pretty amazing show tbh one of the most exciting shows to watch.

Ending was dogshit though

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

yes genuinely. i couldnt b botyhered to watch the last half of the last season

The asshole family survives and protects one another even after the son murders a detective in cold blood at the very end.

Jason's a faggot. He should never write again.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

sorry but didnt laugh but not gonna write it off

here are some british comedies i like wonder wat ya think, they arent laugh out loud funny but they make u breathe out ur nose a bit

 

[Deleted member 31457]

The asshole family survives and protects one another even after the son murders a detective in cold blood at the very end.

Jason's a faggot. He should never write again.

its so cringey and predictable. its like a wannabe director 15 year old boys shower thought turned into a series

 

[Deleted member 31457]

sorry but didnt laugh but not gonna write it off

here are some british comedies i like wonder wat ya think, they arent laugh out loud funny but they make u breathe out ur nose a bit

@Joevereternally give me a PEE paragraph review on each one

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

its so cringey and predictable. its like a wannabe director 15 year old boys shower thought turned into a series

If I were the writer of Ozark, I would've had the character Jason played, Marty kidnapped by two drug cartel members. The scene goes black.

He's now lying on a bed face down with a rough Mexican sitting on his back and neck. "Come on, fellers, wha-what are you doing?" he says. The other Mexican, a chubby guy standing near his feet pulls Jason's pants off. The scene goes black.

The wife is sipping alcohol while thinking back about her crazy manic brother running in and out of traffic while making rooster sounds.

The scene switches back to Marty's demise. The Mexican still sitting on his shoulders and neck but the other one is butt raping him. He's having an agonizing and difficult moment as he grunts and screams. The scene goes black.

The daughter is standing by that lake talking to it, "Why did you let me live? Why?"

Back to Marty. Subtitles appear on the screen and print, "Three hours later." The other Mexican that was sitting on his back is now butt-raping him as the chubby one wipes his privates off. Marty's drenched in sweat and his face pale white. The door of the room opens and three Mexicans walk inside. They unzip their pants. The screen goes black.

The son is in the bushes jerking off as the view pans to what he's looking at--it's his sister by the lake still talking to it, "I went underwater and drowned. But I came back up. Like, what happened there? Oh my gad."

Back to Marty's ordeal. The subtitles read, "Five hours later." No one's sitting on his back and neck but a different Mexican is butt raping him now. It appears he passed out as his head rocks back and forth into the bedpost.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

If I were the writer of Ozark, I would've had the character Jason played, Marty kidnapped by two drug cartel members. The scene goes black.

He's now lying on a bed face down with a rough Mexican sitting on his back and neck. "Come on, fellers, wha-what are you doing?" he says. The other Mexican, a chubby guy standing near his feet pulls Jason's pants off. The scene goes black.

The wife is sipping alcohol while thinking back about her crazy manic brother running in and out of traffic while making rooster sounds.

The scene switches back to Marty's demise. The Mexican still sitting on his shoulders and neck but the other one is butt raping him. He's having an agonizing and difficult moment as he grunts and screams. The scene goes black.

The daughter is standing by that lake talking to it, "Why did you let me live? Why?"

Back to Marty. Subtitles appear on the screen and print, "Three hours later." The other Mexican that was sitting on his back is now butt-raping him as the chubby one wipes his privates off. Marty's drenched in sweat and his face pale white. The door of the room opens and three Mexicans walk inside. They unzip their pants. The screen goes black.

The son is in the bushes jerking off as the view pans to what he's looking at--it's his sister by the lake still talking to it, "I went underwater and drowned. But I came back up. Like, what happened there? Oh my gad."

Back to Marty's ordeal. The subtitles read, "Five hours later." No one's sitting on his back and neck but a different Mexican is butt raping him now. It appears he passed out as his head rocks back and forth into the bedpost.

ignored.