Parents are the biggest looksmin ever

[Joshrc]

Theyre so brainwashed by society and rumours, also fucking stucked in 90s-2000s styles.

"Why are you eating beef??!? Its so high in cholesterol. You will not past in your 40s eating meat muh muh"

"You eat too much eggs thats so high in cholesterol your gonna get sick muh muh"

"You go to the gym so frequently your gonna destroy your body!"

"Wtf are these pills your taking?!? Stop taking these your gonna get cancer throw them away"

"Stop eating so little" *proceeds to shove food onto my plate*

Literally when i was around 18-20% body fat: "you look so skinny!" *Proceeds to force me to eat processed shit*

Im barely at medium hair: "make sure to cut your hair"
 Fuck. My hair is the only thing that is saving me from looking subhuman

"Stop dressing like that you look like a thug"
Fucking hell i cant even be in drip

Cant even eat what food theyre cooking because its drowned in seed oils.
And WTF are these head&shoulders shampoo and conditioner? Thats why im the only healthy wavy hair in the family whilst they have shitty asian-like straight hair.


"Hows your skin so perfect? What soap are you using?" Ha ha ha. Literally the most unhealthiest shitskin ever will ask this stupid question.

I just told them that i use whatever soap thats available in the house.

So They will know i have the more superior skin genetics than them skin genetic failures.

they will never know that its the no processed natural diet and natural not processed bodywash only routine.

Im gatekeeping this to nonblackpilled ppl so they keep eating processed shit and keep using those whole essay ingredient and false marketing products and believe that they can achieve my skin. Just jfl.


Dont let parents question what you eat, what pills your taking and keep doing what your doing because all they do is just looksmin you.

ascend or be a truecel like them

 

[4lt.Real]

This is so relatable hahaha

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

"You go to the gym so frequently your gonna destroy your body!"

Thats true

But the rest ur mom told u is kinda BS

 

[MA_ascender]

Tardcel Ramblings dnrd

 

[Onewithmoss]

Thank god my parents arent like this. My mom supports anything I do aslong as I can explain things to her in a way that shows I understand what I'm talking about and will come to her if I feel I seriously fucked up taking something (heightmaxxing cause hobbitcel) along with hating seed oils and shit and preferring to cook beef and whole foods and my stepdad (real ass nigga) looksmaxxed when he was younger aswell (old 4chan advice and shit) so prolly wasnt that good but still hes on the level and genuinely prolly chadlite.

 

[arfac]

l

Theyre so brainwashed by society and rumours, also fucking stucked in 90s-2000s styles.

"Why are you eating beef??!? Its so high in cholesterol. You will not past in your 40s eating meat muh muh"

"You eat too much eggs thats so high in cholesterol your gonna get sick muh muh"

"You go to the gym so frequently your gonna destroy your body!"

"Wtf are these pills your taking?!? Stop taking these your gonna get cancer throw them away"

"Stop eating so little" *proceeds to shove food onto my plate*

Literally when i was around 18-20% body fat: "you look so skinny!" *Proceeds to force me to eat processed shit*

Im barely at medium hair: "make sure to cut your hair"
 Fuck. My hair is the only thing that is saving me from looking subhuman

"Stop dressing like that you look like a thug"
Fucking hell i cant even be in drip

Cant even eat what food theyre cooking because its drowned in seed oils.
And WTF are these head&shoulders shampoo and conditioner? Thats why im the only healthy wavy hair in the family whilst they have shitty asian-like straight hair.


"Hows your skin so perfect? What soap are you using?" Ha ha ha. Literally the most unhealthiest shitskin ever will ask this stupid question.

I just told them that i use whatever soap thats available in the house.

So They will know i have the more superior skin genetics than them skin genetic failures.

they will never know that its the no processed natural diet and natural not processed bodywash only routine.

Im gatekeeping this to nonblackpilled ppl so they keep eating processed shit and keep using those whole essay ingredient and false marketing products and believe that they can achieve my skin. Just jfl.


Dont let parents question what you eat, what pills your taking and keep doing what your doing because all they do is just looksmin you.

ascend or be a truecel like them

I literally try to do some exercise at home "you can't exercise at home"... I try to put a light tape on my mouth when I sleep so I don't breathe through my mouth "oh no, you're going to die!", I try to take cold showers to improve my discipline, to have better skin in general "oh no, you're going to have pneumonia"... holy shit

 

[Joshrc]

Thats true

But the rest ur mom told u is kinda BS

Yeah. When your in the point that you have knowledge in everything; looking good, smelling good, making money, most of the tips your parents give you are bs

 

[Joshrc]

I literally try to do some exercise at home "you can't exercise at home"... I try to put a light tape on my mouth when I sleep so I don't breathe through my mouth "oh no, you're going to die!", I try to take cold showers to improve my discipline, to have better skin in general "oh no, you're going to have pneumonia"... holy shit

My mom always bath in steeming water because she believes that you could get those brain eating amoeba from cold water that she found on facebook. so she heats her bath water well before bathing

 

[SLAY/NTs]

Thank god my parents arent like this. My mom supports anything I do aslong as I can explain things to her in a way that shows I understand what I'm talking about and will come to her if I feel I seriously fucked up taking something (heightmaxxing cause hobbitcel) along with hating seed oils and shit and preferring to cook beef and whole foods and my stepdad (real ass nigga) looksmaxxed when he was younger aswell (old 4chan advice and shit) so prolly wasnt that good but still hes on the level and genuinely prolly chadlite.

are u like 12 LMAO

 

[Deleted member 39145]

are u like 12 LMAO

prolly (short term for the word - probably)

 

[slavicpsycho]

Literally same exact thing for me. They freak out and go crazy over fucking supplements idk what theyre gonna do if they find my steroids

 

[Deleted member 29660]

Theyre so brainwashed by society and rumours, also fucking stucked in 90s-2000s styles.

"Why are you eating beef??!? Its so high in cholesterol. You will not past in your 40s eating meat muh muh"

"You eat too much eggs thats so high in cholesterol your gonna get sick muh muh"

"You go to the gym so frequently your gonna destroy your body!"

"Wtf are these pills your taking?!? Stop taking these your gonna get cancer throw them away"

"Stop eating so little" *proceeds to shove food onto my plate*

Literally when i was around 18-20% body fat: "you look so skinny!" *Proceeds to force me to eat processed shit*

Im barely at medium hair: "make sure to cut your hair"
 Fuck. My hair is the only thing that is saving me from looking subhuman

"Stop dressing like that you look like a thug"
Fucking hell i cant even be in drip

Cant even eat what food theyre cooking because its drowned in seed oils.
And WTF are these head&shoulders shampoo and conditioner? Thats why im the only healthy wavy hair in the family whilst they have shitty asian-like straight hair.


"Hows your skin so perfect? What soap are you using?" Ha ha ha. Literally the most unhealthiest shitskin ever will ask this stupid question.

I just told them that i use whatever soap thats available in the house.

So They will know i have the more superior skin genetics than them skin genetic failures.

they will never know that its the no processed natural diet and natural not processed bodywash only routine.

Im gatekeeping this to nonblackpilled ppl so they keep eating processed shit and keep using those whole essay ingredient and false marketing products and believe that they can achieve my skin. Just jfl.


Dont let parents question what you eat, what pills your taking and keep doing what your doing because all they do is just looksmin you.

ascend or be a truecel like them

My plan is to go to America for boxing, secretly during that 6-12 momth period get orbital decompression. If they ask what had happened, I’ll just say ‘maturation yk yall havent seen me in a year’ my dad would NEVER allow me to do surgery

 

[everydayfun]

I know, I get to fucking 10% body fat and my mom thinks I'm dying of cancer.

 

[retardedcel]

Kill your parents

 

[Joshrc]

My plan is to go to America for boxing, secretly during that 6-12 momth period get orbital decompression. If they ask what had happened, I’ll just say ‘maturation yk yall havent seen me in a year’ my dad would NEVER allow me to do surgery

Plus its your own body and own money you can do whatever you want its none of their business if its not their money

 

[Joshrc]

Kill your parents

Your gonna rot in cells and its a huge descension unless foids find you hot and help you get out of cells

 

[retardedcel]

Your gonna rot in cells and its a huge descension unless foids find you hot and help you get out of cells

You think I'm an oldcel or smth ?

 

[Joshrc]

I know, I get to fucking 10% body fat and my mom thinks I'm dying of cancer.

Parent term:
Healthy low body fat and have visible ogee curve: malnourished
Unhealthy fat cuck: cute and healthy
Literal looksmin. They try to make their kids fat cucks.
fitness guru parents are a looksmax though (lucky if you have)

 

[Joshrc]

What? You killed your parents?

You think I'm an oldcel or smth ?

Prolly a teen rotting here also

 

[TheLooxMaxingKing]

move out then

 

[gigell]

Government used mk ultra technologies in media to brainwash them

 

[Imretarded?]

Theyre so brainwashed by society and rumours, also fucking stucked in 90s-2000s styles.

"Why are you eating beef??!? Its so high in cholesterol. You will not past in your 40s eating meat muh muh"

"You eat too much eggs thats so high in cholesterol your gonna get sick muh muh"

"You go to the gym so frequently your gonna destroy your body!"

"Wtf are these pills your taking?!? Stop taking these your gonna get cancer throw them away"

"Stop eating so little" *proceeds to shove food onto my plate*

Literally when i was around 18-20% body fat: "you look so skinny!" *Proceeds to force me to eat processed shit*

Im barely at medium hair: "make sure to cut your hair"
 Fuck. My hair is the only thing that is saving me from looking subhuman

"Stop dressing like that you look like a thug"
Fucking hell i cant even be in drip

Cant even eat what food theyre cooking because its drowned in seed oils.
And WTF are these head&shoulders shampoo and conditioner? Thats why im the only healthy wavy hair in the family whilst they have shitty asian-like straight hair.


"Hows your skin so perfect? What soap are you using?" Ha ha ha. Literally the most unhealthiest shitskin ever will ask this stupid question.

I just told them that i use whatever soap thats available in the house.

So They will know i have the more superior skin genetics than them skin genetic failures.

they will never know that its the no processed natural diet and natural not processed bodywash only routine.

Im gatekeeping this to nonblackpilled ppl so they keep eating processed shit and keep using those whole essay ingredient and false marketing products and believe that they can achieve my skin. Just jfl.


Dont let parents question what you eat, what pills your taking and keep doing what your doing because all they do is just looksmin you.

ascend or be a truecel like them

listen to your parents when they tell you not to dress like an african.

Rest is them being retarded though.

 

[giga_aspie]

Why are you not eating bread muh muh

 

[bonelessvirgin]

i feel you but youre parents are right about going to the gym i personally want to have a working cns and working knees and stuff when im old

 

[Onewithmoss]

prolly (short term for the word - probably)

If hes saying u instead of you I'm sure he understands though it is objectively more retarded than me saying prolly instead of probably

 

[Onewithmoss]

are u like 12 LMAO

I'm gonna put a fucking curse on you nigga your days are numbered

 

[edodalic29]

Parents always complaining and asking why i eat most of my meals without bread haha

and they question my quantity of eggs everyday @Gengar

 

[giga_aspie]

Parents always complaining and asking why i eat dried meat and cheese with no bread lol

and they question my quantity of eggs everyday @Gengar

you need fiber lol, your parents arent wrong, how do you take a shit ? JFL

 

[edodalic29]

you need fiber lol, your parents arent wrong, how do you take a shit ? JFL

Carnivore cleans out your gut as it lubricates everything inside and your stools become easier to process . Fiber isnt a big issue , i supplement it through magnesium and avacados

 

[Onewithmoss]

you need fiber lol, your parents arent wrong, how do you take a shit ? JFL

Fruit

 

[Gengar]

Parents always complaining and asking why i eat most of my meals without bread haha

and they question my quantity of eggs everyday @Gengar

What kinda meals do you eat? It’s joever for living-at-home-cels, you don’t live with the kind of privacy you should have.

 

[edodalic29]

What kinda meals do you eat? It’s joever for living-at-home-cels, you don’t live with the kind of privacy you should have.

I like it at home tbh
I usually eat a variety of different fishes , meats , cheeses and alot of eggs . I love that my parents still support it , they buy everything in bulk like milk , eggs , & cheese

 

[Gengar]

I like it at home tbh

Good!

I usually eat a variety of different fishes , meats , cheeses and alot of eggs . I love that my parents still support it , they buy everything in bulk like milk , eggs , & cheese

That’s because you’re their chad son. They’re very proud to have you, if you were truecel they would make you get a job and buy everything yourself.

 

[thorns]

Good!

That’s because you’re their chad son. They’re very proud to have you, if you were truecel they would make you get a job and buy everything yourself.

mom buys anything she sees i like too

love my family so much

 

[Deleted member 47180]

Theyre so brainwashed by society and rumours, also fucking stucked in 90s-2000s styles.

"Why are you eating beef??!? Its so high in cholesterol. You will not past in your 40s eating meat muh muh"

"You eat too much eggs thats so high in cholesterol your gonna get sick muh muh"

"You go to the gym so frequently your gonna destroy your body!"

"Wtf are these pills your taking?!? Stop taking these your gonna get cancer throw them away"

"Stop eating so little" *proceeds to shove food onto my plate*

Literally when i was around 18-20% body fat: "you look so skinny!" *Proceeds to force me to eat processed shit*

Im barely at medium hair: "make sure to cut your hair"
 Fuck. My hair is the only thing that is saving me from looking subhuman

"Stop dressing like that you look like a thug"
Fucking hell i cant even be in drip

Cant even eat what food theyre cooking because its drowned in seed oils.
And WTF are these head&shoulders shampoo and conditioner? Thats why im the only healthy wavy hair in the family whilst they have shitty asian-like straight hair.


"Hows your skin so perfect? What soap are you using?" Ha ha ha. Literally the most unhealthiest shitskin ever will ask this stupid question.

I just told them that i use whatever soap thats available in the house.

So They will know i have the more superior skin genetics than them skin genetic failures.

they will never know that its the no processed natural diet and natural not processed bodywash only routine.

Im gatekeeping this to nonblackpilled ppl so they keep eating processed shit and keep using those whole essay ingredient and false marketing products and believe that they can achieve my skin. Just jfl.


Dont let parents question what you eat, what pills your taking and keep doing what your doing because all they do is just looksmin you.

ascend or be a truecel like them

My mom is always asking me looksmaxing tips and i have so much fun trolling that low iq jfl

 

[edodalic29]

if you were truecel they would make you get a job and buy everything yourself.

100% would be homeless rn with american parents as i would likely have been thrown out the house for being a rotting Neet for a few months

 

[Gengar]

100% would be homeless rn with american parents as i would likely have been thrown out the house for being a rotting Neet for a few months

Western parents kick their kids out the moment they turn 18.

 

[acv700]

nah nigga go to teraphy instead of posting shit like this. not all parents in the world are fucking retarded

 

[Onewithmoss]

nah nigga go to teraphy instead of posting shit like this. not all parents in the world are fucking retarded

Behead niggas that tell you to go to therapy, low iq individuals.

 

[acv700]

Behead niggas that tell you to go to therapy, low iq individuals.

jfl if you think therapy is useless. obviously some people need it.

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

prolly (short term for the word - probably)

thx (short term for the word - thanks)

 

[Joshrc]

move out then

One more year boyo and im out

 

[Joshrc]

My mom is always asking me looksmaxing tips and i have so much fun trolling that low iq jfl

You have a chance to blackpill your parents if they listen to you with looksmaxxing advice. Once your parents are fully blackpilled they will support your looksmaxxing journey, eg: supplement stack, roids, whole foods and even getting surgery which is big w ascension

 

[TheLooxMaxingKing]

One more year boyo and im out

awesome

 

[SLAY/NTs]

I'm gonna put a fucking curse on you nigga your days are numbered

sorry :3

 

[Deleted member 46941]

My dad is a subhuman, can't wait for him to lose the court case

 

[Foreverbrad]

They lived in a world where they could take no risks and be below average and still have a decent life.

For our generation only a few percent will make it, either through hardcore effort or having a free ride by inheritances. Everyone else is basically fucked.

 

[Onewithmoss]

My dad is a subhuman, can't wait for him to lose the court case

Lore?

 

[Deleted member 46941]

Lore?

Do you want it?

 

[Deleted member 13710]

>Be a zoomer
>Sperg out about constantly about generation styles and who is supposed to believe what based on how old they are