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GorgeousDevil
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Guys I need you're advice,
My parents had an intervention with me, saying that it's not normal for a guy in his thirties to live at home with his parents and just play video-games, watch porn and smoke weed all the time (uhm... JEALOUS MUCH?!?), and they are kicking me out cold turkey without warning if I can't find my own place or job before the end of the year.
My retard dad is all like "A real man gets a job and works hard to provide for his family" JFL! Simping all his money to his whore wife but can't even pre-order a PS5 for his own son!
Of course they didn't even listen to me when I tried explaining about Chad and Tyrone, how basically it's impossible for any guy under 6 feet to get a good job these days because the whores in HR are all busy sucking Chads cock while being banged from behind by Tyrone!
I've had to put up with this shit since I was 25 but the only reason their all PMSing right now is because they walked in on me wanking upside down. Their all like "Why can't you get a girlfriend like your brother?" and I'm like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. what did I JUST TELL YOU!? How the fuck am I supposed to get a girlfriend when CHAD is out there going door to door to see how many lipstick colors he can collect on his massive cock!?"
My parents had an intervention with me, saying that it's not normal for a guy in his thirties to live at home with his parents and just play video-games, watch porn and smoke weed all the time (uhm... JEALOUS MUCH?!?), and they are kicking me out cold turkey without warning if I can't find my own place or job before the end of the year.
My retard dad is all like "A real man gets a job and works hard to provide for his family" JFL! Simping all his money to his whore wife but can't even pre-order a PS5 for his own son!
Of course they didn't even listen to me when I tried explaining about Chad and Tyrone, how basically it's impossible for any guy under 6 feet to get a good job these days because the whores in HR are all busy sucking Chads cock while being banged from behind by Tyrone!
I've had to put up with this shit since I was 25 but the only reason their all PMSing right now is because they walked in on me wanking upside down. Their all like "Why can't you get a girlfriend like your brother?" and I'm like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. what did I JUST TELL YOU!? How the fuck am I supposed to get a girlfriend when CHAD is out there going door to door to see how many lipstick colors he can collect on his massive cock!?"
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