PARTY NIGHT STORY (GTFIHHHH)

[Psocho]

RECAP OF THE PARTY

THE BEFORE:​

I have to cope not taking pharma diuretics/ pregab so I made my own VERSION

-700mg caffeine
-micro-dosing mushrooms

THE DURING​

pull up with my boys, immediately IGNORE all the jesters and IMMEDIATELY greets all the fine girls (eye contacts is everything)

WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AT A PARTY IF YOUR NOT GONNA PULL?

I recognize the first girl that I see and she gives me a WARM hug for few seconds, backed up complimenting how nice she smelled (JFL I DIDNT SMELL HER)

DIDNT NOTICE HER BF
felt bad for this absolute CUCK moment he had been into AND he was sitting in silence..

Spoiler

should’ve pointed where the cuck chair was ATP

Spoiler: BATHROOM EXPERIENCE

I go to bathroom: NEARLY PISSED myself
when I go there; two lads are hanging there doing shots AND THEY SAID:



“bro holy htn”

replied: dk whats that sorry mate
(fuck whys this shit so mainstream now)
ON EVERYTHING I HAVE, THIS HAPPENED!!
I then go back up (bloody good piss)

I notice the dance floor and IMMEDIATELY go on it, as i’m in the short window of the PEAK effects of the mushrooms!
I dance for a few minutes and people were appreciating my dance moves

I WAS LEGIT THE DANCE FLOOR KING!!

VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW I LEGIT DANCED (THANKS FOR THIS LIL DANCE, PNEUMO)

I will get clips of me dancing next time! promise! (my camera is broken tho..)
BUT IF I SHOULD SAY; MY STYLE OF DANCING IS VERY FLOWY

I was SWARMED with people to dance with, when I did the slightest move, they cheered me over! That was nice!

legit got so many IOIS and eye contacts
One girl after another came to me to compliment me about my eyes!
I weren’t into her or the other ones.

why, you may ask?!

I HAD A TARGET (MY CRUSH):

as soon as the music began to be “bad”, that’s where I strike

“haha, the music is kinda bad don’t you think”
“yeahh I know it kinda sucks right noww”
“yeah we could go chill somewhere else!”
“yeah for sure!!”
*then we talked a lot*

THIS WAS THE LONGEST TIME IVE TALKED TO HER!

MADE HER LAUGH, SMILE, BLUSHED!
WANTED TO KISS HER SO BAD BUT THE EFFECTS WAS ON THE LOW SO I WAS FUCKING SCARED

It was nearly 2 am, FUCK, time passed too quick.

Spoiler

BIGGEST MISTAKE:
MOST GUYS SAY THIS WHEN GOING AT A PARTY: “yeah I go at a party to have a great time with my mate”
that was me without realizing it because i was having too much fun on the dance floor!

DON’T DO THAT! DONT BE ME!
YOU WANNA MAKEOUT WITH GIRLS
THATS WHAT THE SHIT IS!

I tell her i’m heading out soon, I have to, im back at my old autistic self. And I wanna avoid alco-bloat.

Her BEST-FRIEND comes at me:
- “Dude why didn’t you make a move, she was waiting the WHOLE time for you to KISS her, she finds you hot!!”

WELL THINGS CAN’T BE PERFECT
I HAVE MY HOODIE AT HER PLACE
AND THERE’S ANOTHER PARTY THIS FRIDAY

YES, IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH HER

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? I TAKE EVERYTHING!!!

-A desperately in-love Psocho

Spoiler: tags

tags:

@hax @Mogs Me @Tomorrow @BR32

 

[Psocho]

reply DNR if you like cock

 

[hax]

VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW I LEGIT DANCED (THANKS FOR THIS LIL DANCE, PNEUMO)

before i read anything, uncle still got the moves i see

 

[Psocho]

before i read anything, uncle still got the moves i see

I just realize that I use this forum as my personal diary

 

[Rhinomaxed]

Mirin, holy dance moves teach me.

 

[Rhinomaxed]

Bump

 

[Psocho]

Mirin, holy dance moves teach me.

that’s not me! That’s Pneumo!
I was saying that my dance move is similar to his!

I’ll get recordings of my dance moves

 

[Rhinomaxed]

that’s not me! That’s Pneumo!
I was saying that my dance move is similar to his!

I’ll get recordings of my dance moves

Share with us

 

[hax]

I just realize that I use this forum as my personal diary

doesn't take away the fact that you fucking sold the night bro...
that's a sign to quadruple the dose next time you go there.

 

[Psocho]

Share with us

I will, if I get the courage to ask my friend to do so!

 

[Psocho]

doesn't take away the fact that you fucking sold the night bro...
that's a sign to quadruple the dose next time you go there.

bro that’s a macro dose
don’t wanna see any hallucinations when talking to her TBH.

brooooo your not READY for the next thread!!! I DID NOT SOLD!!!

 

[Rhinomaxed]

Why did you not use pregablin

 

[Deleted member 330603]

How I was the whole time reading this:

 

[Former Shortcel]

Mirin

Also agreed the “muh i go to parties/the club to have fun with my mates“ is the single biggest cope ever

All of my friends say this every time we go out, and yet when its past 1am at the club theyre tryna find someone to take home

 

[Psocho]

Why did you not use pregablin

bacause it’s on the way!!
ordered pregab and baclofen for FUTURE social events!

Will tell you how I feel with it compared to shrooms!

 

[Rhinomaxed]

bacause it’s on the way!!
ordered pregab and baclofen for FUTURE social events!

Will tell you how I feel with it compared to shrooms!

Did you order from indiamart? i’m lowkey ND so i’m looking to experiment to be more extroverted.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

chad ramblings

 

[yvesxyves]

reply DNR if you like cock

Dnr
no homo tho

 

[Psocho]

Mirin

thank mate

Also agreed the “muh i go to parties/the club to have fun with my mates“ is the single biggest cope ever

All of my friends say this every time we go out, and yet when its past 1am at the club theyre tryna find someone to take home

REAL SHIT.
At the beginning of the party or club in your experience, you ALWAYS need to get away from them trying to find your TARGET

they just don’t get it..

 

[Psocho]

Did you order from indiamart? i’m lowkey ND so i’m looking to experiment to be more extroverted.

I did yes, beware of getting @Jatt ’s third cousin always texting or calling you, it was kinda annoying

had to turn off notifs

 

[Rhinomaxed]

I did yes, beware of getting @Jatt ’s third cousin always texting or calling you, it was kinda annoying

had to turn off notifs

Do you have links if so Pm please

 

[Psocho]

chad ramblings

i’ve missed you, you sexy bastard

 

[BR32]

I unbanned for this thread

 

[BR32]

She wants you bro

No serious fumbles were made

She’s gonna be thinking about you now

 

[BR32]

@Tomorrow he’s gonna join us someday

 

[Orka]

RECAP OF THE PARTY

THE BEFORE:​

I have to cope not taking pharma diuretics/ pregab so I made my own VERSION

-700mg caffeine
-micro-dosing mushrooms

THE DURING​

pull up with my boys, immediately IGNORE all the jesters and IMMEDIATELY greets all the fine girls (eye contacts is everything)

WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AT A PARTY IF YOUR NOT GONNA PULL?

I recognize the first girl that I see and she gives me a WARM hug for few seconds, backed up complimenting how nice she smelled (JFL I DIDNT SMELL HER)

DIDNT NOTICE HER BF
felt bad for this absolute CUCK moment he had been into AND he was sitting in silence..

Spoiler

should’ve pointed where the cuck chair was ATP

Spoiler: BATHROOM EXPERIENCE

I go to bathroom: NEARLY PISSED myself
when I go there; two lads are hanging there doing shots AND THEY SAID:



“bro holy htn”

replied: dk whats that sorry mate
(fuck whys this shit so mainstream now)
ON EVERYTHING I HAVE, THIS HAPPENED!!
I then go back up (bloody good piss)

I notice the dance floor and IMMEDIATELY go on it, as i’m in the short window of the PEAK effects of the mushrooms!
I dance for a few minutes and people were appreciating my dance moves

I WAS LEGIT THE DANCE FLOOR KING!!

VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW I LEGIT DANCED (THANKS FOR THIS LIL DANCE, PNEUMO)

View attachment 4634814

I will get clips of me dancing next time! promise! (my camera is broken tho..)
BUT IF I SHOULD SAY; MY STYLE OF DANCING IS VERY FLOWY

I was SWARMED with people to dance with, when I did the slightest move, they cheered me over! That was nice!

legit got so many IOIS and eye contacts
One girl after another came to me to compliment me about my eyes!
I weren’t into her or the other ones.

why, you may ask?!

I HAD A TARGET (MY CRUSH):

as soon as the music began to be “bad”, that’s where I strike

“haha, the music is kinda bad don’t you think”
“yeahh I know it kinda sucks right noww”
“yeah we could go chill somewhere else!”
“yeah for sure!!”
*then we talked a lot*

THIS WAS THE LONGEST TIME IVE TALKED TO HER!

MADE HER LAUGH, SMILE, BLUSHED!
WANTED TO KISS HER SO BAD BUT THE EFFECTS WAS ON THE LOW SO I WAS FUCKING SCARED

It was nearly 2 am, FUCK, time passed too quick.

Spoiler

BIGGEST MISTAKE:
MOST GUYS SAY THIS WHEN GOING AT A PARTY: “yeah I go at a party to have a great time with my mate”
that was me without realizing it because i was having too much fun on the dance floor!

DON’T DO THAT! DONT BE ME!
YOU WANNA MAKEOUT WITH GIRLS
THATS WHAT THE SHIT IS!

I tell her i’m heading out soon, I have to, im back at my old autistic self. And I wanna avoid alco-bloat.

Her BEST-FRIEND comes at me:
- “Dude why didn’t you make a move, she was waiting the WHOLE time for you to KISS her, she finds you hot!!”

WELL THINGS CAN’T BE PERFECT
I HAVE MY HOODIE AT HER PLACE
AND THERE’S ANOTHER PARTY THIS FRIDAY

YES, IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH HER

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? I TAKE EVERYTHING!!!

-A desperately in-love Psocho

Spoiler: tags

tags:

@hax @Mogs Me @Tomorrow @BR32

have you shown your face on here before? I'd assume not

Must be crazy good looking

 

[nel9d]

reply DNR if you like cock

Holy premove

 

[nel9d]

Made sure that everyone reads with these flashy texts, this is legit a gem if youre telling the truth

 

[ascension]

That pneumo dance video should gave gotten him a jail sentence. Criminal levels of cringe there.

 

[Psocho]

I unbanned for this thread

bro’s ACTUALLY the goat

She wants you bro

No serious fumbles were made

She’s gonna be thinking about you now

as I were saying to @hax , you guys are not ready for the next thread

lets say…that I had one of the most romantic little date ever

@Tomorrow he’s gonna join us someday

he just told me he were beating his shi atm

 

[hax]

as I were saying to @

@hax , you guys are not ready for the next thread

side note: you guys are not ready for the next thread

 

[Van]

RECAP OF THE PARTY

THE BEFORE:​

I have to cope not taking pharma diuretics/ pregab so I made my own VERSION

-700mg caffeine
-micro-dosing mushrooms

THE DURING​

pull up with my boys, immediately IGNORE all the jesters and IMMEDIATELY greets all the fine girls (eye contacts is everything)

WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AT A PARTY IF YOUR NOT GONNA PULL?

I recognize the first girl that I see and she gives me a WARM hug for few seconds, backed up complimenting how nice she smelled (JFL I DIDNT SMELL HER)

DIDNT NOTICE HER BF
felt bad for this absolute CUCK moment he had been into AND he was sitting in silence..

Spoiler

should’ve pointed where the cuck chair was ATP

Spoiler: BATHROOM EXPERIENCE

I go to bathroom: NEARLY PISSED myself
when I go there; two lads are hanging there doing shots AND THEY SAID:



“bro holy htn”

replied: dk whats that sorry mate
(fuck whys this shit so mainstream now)
ON EVERYTHING I HAVE, THIS HAPPENED!!
I then go back up (bloody good piss)

I notice the dance floor and IMMEDIATELY go on it, as i’m in the short window of the PEAK effects of the mushrooms!
I dance for a few minutes and people were appreciating my dance moves

I WAS LEGIT THE DANCE FLOOR KING!!

VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW I LEGIT DANCED (THANKS FOR THIS LIL DANCE, PNEUMO)

View attachment 4634814

I will get clips of me dancing next time! promise! (my camera is broken tho..)
BUT IF I SHOULD SAY; MY STYLE OF DANCING IS VERY FLOWY

I was SWARMED with people to dance with, when I did the slightest move, they cheered me over! That was nice!

legit got so many IOIS and eye contacts
One girl after another came to me to compliment me about my eyes!
I weren’t into her or the other ones.

why, you may ask?!

I HAD A TARGET (MY CRUSH):

as soon as the music began to be “bad”, that’s where I strike

“haha, the music is kinda bad don’t you think”
“yeahh I know it kinda sucks right noww”
“yeah we could go chill somewhere else!”
“yeah for sure!!”
*then we talked a lot*

THIS WAS THE LONGEST TIME IVE TALKED TO HER!

MADE HER LAUGH, SMILE, BLUSHED!
WANTED TO KISS HER SO BAD BUT THE EFFECTS WAS ON THE LOW SO I WAS FUCKING SCARED

It was nearly 2 am, FUCK, time passed too quick.

Spoiler

BIGGEST MISTAKE:
MOST GUYS SAY THIS WHEN GOING AT A PARTY: “yeah I go at a party to have a great time with my mate”
that was me without realizing it because i was having too much fun on the dance floor!

DON’T DO THAT! DONT BE ME!
YOU WANNA MAKEOUT WITH GIRLS
THATS WHAT THE SHIT IS!

I tell her i’m heading out soon, I have to, im back at my old autistic self. And I wanna avoid alco-bloat.

Her BEST-FRIEND comes at me:
- “Dude why didn’t you make a move, she was waiting the WHOLE time for you to KISS her, she finds you hot!!”

WELL THINGS CAN’T BE PERFECT
I HAVE MY HOODIE AT HER PLACE
AND THERE’S ANOTHER PARTY THIS FRIDAY

YES, IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH HER

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? I TAKE EVERYTHING!!!

-A desperately in-love Psocho

Spoiler: tags

tags:

@hax @Mogs Me @Tomorrow @BR32

I skimmed through the thread so why post this if you didn't even kiss a girl... faggots.org ISTG

 

[Psocho]

have you shown your face on here before? I'd assume not

Must be crazy good looking

I have actually!
Im just not trying to get it “passed around"
My second thread was my face actually asking to rate my prom suit

I just don’t take lots of pics of myself since my phone is pretty broken and I have a potato quality

 

[BR32]

bro’s ACTUALLY the goat

Anytime

as I were saying to @hax , you guys are not ready for the next thread

lets say…that I had one of the most romantic little date ever

Aww that’s cute

he just told me he were beating his shi atm

One day you’ll become an unemployed gooner drug addict like me and @Tomorrow JFL

 

[HundredManSlayer]

i’ve missed you, you sexy bastard

 

[Psocho]

this is legit a gem if youre telling the truth

no lie are being made when you are in Psocho’s thread!

That pneumo dance video should gave gotten him a jail sentence. Criminal levels of cringe there.

your ACTUALLY crazy..
he got moves (maybe not the first part jfl)

 

[Psocho]

I skimmed through the thread so why post this if you didn't even kiss a girl... faggots.org ISTG

for me..

real genuine slow love > quick lustful kind of love.

I like it more passionate.

 

[Psocho]

lets bump this thread, shall we

 

[Van]

for me..

real genuine slow love > quick lustful kind of love.

I like it more passionate.

cope

 

[Psocho]

cope

cope till all of your relationships are built purely on lust..

 

[Van]

cope till all of your relationships are built purely on lust..

stupid conclusion, don't project only because you were too high inhibit to go for the kiss

 

[Former Shortcel]

That pneumo dance video should gave gotten him a jail sentence. Criminal levels of cringe there.

He wasnt lying when he said he couldnt dance

 

[White_Bwoi]

You didn't do shit

 

[Psocho]

You didn't do shit

yes, I know, but it’s begun.
THIS was the starting point.
3 days later? we had a mini-date

 

[Deleted member 131540]

he just told me he were beating his shi atm

I did NOT say that bruh
@BR32

 

[Deleted member 131540]

DIDNT NOTICE HER BF

mirin haha, i cucked a guy just yesterday
its a great feeling fr

 

[Psocho]

I did NOT say that bruh
@BR32

WHY are WE lying

 

[OlympicSizzler]

DNR, you’re not DBDR

 

[Psocho]

DNR, you’re not DBDR

reply DNR if you like cock

JFL.
and I’m Psocho mate, remember my name would you?

 

[Deleted member 131540]

WHY are WE lying

View attachment 4644757

that aint moi
i dont even speak french