People literally think I'm homeless just because I sit on the floor outside

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I have a roof over my head. I mean it's pretty shit but still a "home" technically.

But when I go out to stores and stuff I sit outside if they have no benches or shit.

Fuck standing. I sit and eat and drink wherever the fuck I want if no benches/chairs.

Yet some nigga just now asking if I want some of his KFC fuckin tenders!

I don't eat that goyslop much and appreciate any niggas who give, but still.

Bro thinks I'm fucking homeless cuz I just sit by a restaurant on the floor. JFL

I don't know if this is a compliment or an insult since homeless mogs vs. wageslavery anyways.

Same thing once when I sat by a CVS Jewmacy store to buy with coupons.

This little bitch girl tells her mother as they walk by, "Why is that man sitting on the floor? Is he homeless?"

Goddamn little shit didn't realize I'm a grown man & don't pay rent while her ass will be wageslaving in 6 years!

Ha ha ha ha.

Cunts.
 
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Why do you care about the opinions of strangers
 
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Why do you care about the opinions of strangers

People need to know I'm perfect. Duh.

If they think I'm a homeless turd who begs for shit then they seem better.
 
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buddy got triggered because he was offered tendies 😭
 
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People need to know I'm perfect. Duh.

If they think I'm a homeless turd who begs for shit then they seem better.
No one gives a fucking shit where you sit, stop creating fantasies in your own head
 
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Tales from the slums
 
Why didn't you just tske the free GoySlop?
 
Just get one of those wearable chairs, you can even wear it under your pants...
 
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Why didn't you just tske the free GoySlop?

I hate being given little things out of pity in those situations.

Give me a house and free living but don't give me fucking free tendies.
 
Hobomaxxing
 
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