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My true enemy is boredom, not death.
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For trade stocks, forex or crypto. Copytrade if you don’t know how too. Start with a 5K deposit and compound it until you

Get an unsecured loan if you’re too poor and if you know you can pay it back.

If you’re a spoiled rich brat just manipulate your parents into buying you stuff.

Buy a 1 bedroom apartment. You will have choose the right location to find good internet speeds. You will have choose the right location to find good internet speeds. Dont pick an area that’s too busy as you don’t have to interact with people when you leave.

Renovated van if you can drive - shit option imo.

Create a shopping list on amazon that contains all your weekly groceries and necessities and have them deliver it too your door every week. Tell them too leave it by the door so the courier doesn’t have too see your truecel face.

Use virtual credit cards to infinitely exploit paid memberships for sites like crunchyroll or netflix.

Keep your home layout minimal so you have less to clean. Also sentimental attachments may remind you off your truecel.

Buy an automated masturbator and set it to jerk you off every too hours. so you can focus more of your time and calories doing other stuff like binge watching anime.

Buy blackout curtainsand LED lights that are calibrated to you circadian rythmen.

Buy all black clothing so you don’t have too focus on style or fashion.

Remove all mirrors in your house. Use a hand mirror for grooming and what not.

Delete all social media. Move too another and start a new life under a new identity if you have to in order to disassociate yourself from your embarrassing truecel moments.

Do 100+ push ups a day so your muscles don’t get too atrophied.
 
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Or.
you can live off welfare
 
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Besides, living off grid in Scandinavia mogs neeting in some tiny city appartment
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@BigBiceps @Yuyevon @Nisse
 
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"yes bro live alone. Being a neet is epic"
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what are your thoughts on drug dealermaxxing
 
Gonna lose virgnity in summer 2020
Did you?
i dont because niggas like you dont share how to make money
if i made at least 500-700 bucks a month i could easly locationmax and do it
<online income ofc>
 
i dont because niggas like you dont share how to make money
if i made at least 500-700 bucks a month i could easly locationmax and do it
<online income ofc>
For trade stocks, forex or crypto. Copytrade if you don’t know how too. Start with a 5K deposit and compound it until you

Get an unsecured loan if you’re too poor and if you know you can pay it back.
Why didn't you read the serious part of the thread? and plus im poor too i'm planning on some serious bank when I next get paid.
 
i dont because niggas like you dont share how to make money
if i made at least 500-700 bucks a month i could easly locationmax and do it
<online income ofc>
haha virgin
 
haha virgin
ALL POSTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. THEY ARE OFTEN COMEDIC IN NATURE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. INFORMATION IS LIKELY TO BE FICTIONAL IN NATURE. MY ‘REACTIONS' ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS.
 

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