pissed the bed for the first time since i was a child

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i had this dream,
i walked into my old highschool and i walked through the cafeteria door as i walked near the stairs leading to the 2nd floor i thought about my ex girlfriend and decided to go find her, but all the sudden gravity sorta vanished for me only,

so i go up the steps to the 3rd floor and find a group of my old classmates doing yoga for some reason, theres another line of my old classmates sitting against the wall, im visibly gravity less so they start laughing at my long jumps

i ask then what class my ex is in, “over there at the end of the hall” so i started sprinting to there and i could hear them laugh at my strut

getting there i realized it was a bathroom, they trolled me so i ran back but stopped to drink water, stopping i saw a crack in the wall as i drank so i slid in and inside was a micheal myers style bathroom (this is the part i pissed myself) by micheal myers i mean the bathroom just screamed micheal myers and in the dream i assumed micheal myers would pop out

so i start pissing, i piss myself in the dream as my foreskin is covering the urethra and piss sprays everywhere

at this point i wake up with piss all over my pants and bed with a deep urgency to find her only to remember she has me blocked on everything

i guess i just want closure, i gave her everything and she never reciprocated, i doubt i miss her because im happy with my current girlfriend
 
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TLDR: I DREAMED I WAS PEEING AND PISSED THE BED
 
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@StarvedEpi @axttt_ @Carbine @sportsmogger @ey88
 
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@Suns9999 @Bitchwhipper2 @lifeless @wishIwasSalludon @cromagnon
 
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We did not need to know this
 
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Nice 👍🏻 🙂
 
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piss boy alert
 
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Based pissmaxxer
 
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Brootal, but think its normal.

I also pissed the bed like last year jfl
 
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Thats very cool i wish i was like you
 
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Are you sure it's not sperm
 
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JFL I had a dream like 2 years ago where I was trying to shit but nothing came out.

In my dream, I was pushing hard for the shit to come out but no avail nothing happened, then I woke up, luckily I didn't shit my bed and went to the toilet
 
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