Places of your body you MUST SHAVE if you want JBs

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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
 
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Cope
 
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Shaving is faggoted
 
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Pajeetas like my hairy asshole
 
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nah alonso doesn't do shit but he still slays
 
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this is bad advice
 
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nah alonso doesn't do shit but he still slays
watching f1 is the most cucked shit u can do
 
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It sounds like OP is writing a guide for twinkmaxing
 
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watching f1 is the most cucked shit u can do
true tbh, but sometimes some interesting things happen + it still mogs other moto sports
 
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true tbh, but sometimes some interesting things happen + it still mogs other moto sports
what about indian wrestling
Jumping Stand Up GIF by U Mumba
 
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Shaving your johnson
Nah. Shave balls, and trim the hair around the johnson so it is neat and squared off. Shaving it all is NOT the play, I have multiple sources on this shit.
 
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Nah. Shave balls, and trim the hair around the johnson so it is neat and squared off. Shaving it all is NOT the play, I have multiple sources on this shit.
Why tf? I shave everything completely with a metal razor
Its over if ur dick is not as hairless as this
1743983274672
 
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Wrong. Just be good looking
 
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What is .org’s weird crusade against body hair, you guys must’ve never had girls rub your leg hair during sex, jfl at shaving.
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
Did Jeffrey Epstein need this advice?
 
Why tf? I shave everything completely with a metal razor
Its over if ur dick is not as hairless as this
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I’ve had girls as young as 14 (when I was that age) tell me that it reminded them of a little kid who hasn’t hit puberty yet. I would send pics of how I do mine for dimorphism yet cleanliness but it’s .org lol
 
This is correct but how do I shave my ass
 
@asdvek do you mean to shave the entire ass? or only like the butthole area/crack

Being serious
 
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What is .org’s weird crusade against body hair, you guys must’ve never had girls rub your leg hair during sex, jfl at shaving.
Don't shave legs anyway
I’ve had girls as young as 14 (when I was that age) tell me that it reminded them of a little kid who hasn’t hit puberty yet. I would send pics of how I do mine for dimorphism yet cleanliness but it’s .org lol
A 14 year old told you that? Elab
 
@asdvek do you mean to shave the entire ass? or only like the butthole area/crack

Being serious
Doesn't matter. Get the crack for sure, entire ass is optional. Fuck this convo so gay
 
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A 14 year old told you that? Elab
Just a β€œgf” I had way back then. She mentioned a preference for closely trimmed pubes lol. No girls like hairy balls though, that much is true.
 
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Don't shave legs anyway

A 14 year old told you that? Elab

Don’t shave anything except for maybe your face if you have a good lower third, it’s a waste of time and money and plenty of girls get turned on by body hair.
 
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Guide: your entire body
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
Just Shave all body hair, makes you look more muscular too
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
I was born w a feminine low-htn face, wide shoulders, a really small waist, long wavy dirty brown hair with blond tips, a strong jawline, and little to no body hair, life on easy mode ngl I just wasn't meant to be an ogre
 
good advice

repped
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
What if you want 55 year old women like @asdvek wants?
 
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Forearm and arm hair too. It doesn't look gay if you have a great body.
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
Dude what..?
Chest hair is goated???
Also foids LOVE a happy trail.
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
All that for a a hairy Chad to slay while I don't
 
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To PULL JBS, you need to shave some certain parts of body. Now,

Shaving your johnson, armpit are the bare minimum. You must do these.

Then, shave your torso hair. Shave belly and chest.

Then we are moving onto arms. No you're not going to fucking shave your arms like a faggot,

your wrist only, the part of your hand connected to the forearm, only very slightly, so there is no hair on your hands or anything,

if you do that's weird and disgusting for a JB. Shave wrist hair slightly and finger hair.

You guys get what I mean right? inb4 fag I'm not telling you to shave your forearms by any means, a fag would do that only, but rather the wrist slightly and the hands.

Then shave the back. And then shave your facial hair, then shave your ass to not be a disgusting creep. Shave unibrow if you have anything, but you shouldnt anyway if ur not ethnic.

You must be hairless. THE ONLY PARTS IN YOUR BODY THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIR IS
-Head hair
-Forearm hair
-Leg hair
-Eyebrows/eyelashes

LITERALLY SHAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. EVERY SINGLE OTHER REMAINING HAIR, SHAVE.

INB4 GAYY GAYY HOW IS IT GAY IF UR DOING IT TO ATTRACT GIRLS RETARD
TLDR just be hygenic. Water thread
 
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I shave my entire torso and dick.
 
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I was born w a feminine low-htn face, wide shoulders, a really small waist, long wavy dirty brown hair with blond tips, a strong jawline, and little to no body hair, life on easy mode ngl I just wasn't meant to be an ogre
I have all the traits you listed lol..
 

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