Plants have defeated me, it's over (my dad put plants in my food)

[asdvek]

My dad calls me I'm like what's up and he tells me that he is making hamburgers, so I'm like sounds good I haven't had a hamburger in a long time what could go wrong? Little did I know that the burgers would end me.

I arrive and he's there cooking burger patties and I'm like that's good, then he makes the burger and he put tomatoes, beef pattie in the hamburger. Which is fine.

Guess what else he put? Lettuce, parsley, onions and purple cabbage.

I ate it because he invited me to eat burgers, so I'd be a jerk if I didn't.

Anyways, plants have defeated me, it's over. I can feel my thyroid slowing down, getting fat, bloated and Low T.

Plants won, joever

 

[SchizoidMaxxer]

plants vs zombies

 

[asdvek]

plants vs zombies

i lost the war bro, after weeks of not eating plants, i lost.

 

[pentamogged9000]

fruits are fine, just ask him to cook your burgers different next time
you are eating bun which is from plant

 

[pentamogged9000]

but purple cabbage is disgusting why would he put that

 

[Shinichi]

My dad calls me I'm like what's up and he tells me that he is making hamburgers, so I'm like sounds good I haven't had a hamburger in a long time what could go wrong? Little did I know that the burgers would end me.

I arrive and he's there cooking burger patties and I'm like that's good, then he makes the burger and he put tomatoes, beef pattie in the hamburger. Which is fine.

Guess what else he put? Lettuce, parsley, onions and purple cabbage.

I ate it because he invited me to eat burgers, so I'd be a jerk if I didn't.

Anyways, plants have defeated me, it's over. I can feel my thyroid slowing down, getting fat, bloated and Low T.

Plants won, joever

Just tell him you have severe gut pain from eating plants and u avoid it all together. Also perfection doesnt matter. Its about progress

 

[sigma boii]

I eat with only 1 bun and no vegs
2 patties at a time and raw cheeses (no cooked bacon its carcinogenic)

 

[asdvek]

fruits are fine, just ask him to cook your burgers different next time
you are eating bun which is from plant

Burgers are like once every 3 months usually if i eat

And I'm fine with tomatoes and cucumbers etc

Its the parsley, that purple shit and the green cabbage is the problem for me

 

[Сигма Бой]

My dad calls me I'm like what's up and he tells me that he is making hamburgers, so I'm like sounds good I haven't had a hamburger in a long time what could go wrong? Little did I know that the burgers would end me.

I arrive and he's there cooking burger patties and I'm like that's good, then he makes the burger and he put tomatoes, beef pattie in the hamburger. Which is fine.

Guess what else he put? Lettuce, parsley, onions and purple cabbage.

I ate it because he invited me to eat burgers, so I'd be a jerk if I didn't.

Anyways, plants have defeated me, it's over. I can feel my thyroid slowing down, getting fat, bloated and Low T.

Plants won, joever

L farter.
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[Сигма Бой]

I eat with only 1 bun and no vegs
2 patties at a time and raw cheeses (no cooked bacon its carcinogenic)

W taste.

The truth about borgirs. 🍔

After consooming 3 ___gers 🍔 of Mac Donald's, A's discovered that ___gers 🍔 with Nuthin' but a "bun" & beef patties' ideal. Additionally, additional beef patties are additional amusement. 🍔😾

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[Сигма Бой]

Burgers are like once every 3 months usually if i eat

And I'm fine with tomatoes and cucumbers etc

Its the parsley, that purple shit and the green cabbage is the problem for me

Ketchup ore is death.