[POLL] YOU DECIDE elements to put in my new song, "Real Teenage Things"

[thecel]

The song is about having missed out on lots of crucial teenage experiences that're required for living happily.

What stuff should the song contain? Select up to 3 poll answers.

 

[Kozner]

Richard solo.

 

[isis_Bleach]

The song is about having missed out on lots of crucial teenage experiences that're required for living happily.

What stuff should the song contain? Select up to 3 poll answers.

Intro is the baby incel being born
Middle is his brutal rejections
Outro is him roping

 

[isis_Bleach]

He ropes at 20 but it’s symbolic
He didn’t really suicide
But his life was over at 20 either way

 

[Deleted member 2403]

a reminder OP is 13 and complains about not being developed enough

 

[thecel]

Intro is the baby incel being born
Middle is his brutal rejections
Outro is him roping

He ropes at 20 but it’s symbolic
He didn’t really suicide
But his life was over at 20 either way

Epic ideas! I'll make a different song(s) that follows this storyline. The current track, which is almost done being produced, is too generic-pop-song-like to do your amazing ideas justice.

 

[thecel]

a reminder OP is 13 and complains about not being developed enough

Chad was more physically developed at 11 than I'll ever be

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh, fine. Here:

I'm lonely like bolonie. What happened to my chalonie? Whaat.

The girls only laugh. I only fap. Where's my bolonie? Whaat.

Another day alone. Stuck at home. Who ate my bolonie? Whaat.

Chaka-chaka boom. Still in my room. I'm hungry for bolonie. Whaat.

Ugh. That's all I got. There! Take it.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

If it's named "real teenage things" you should probably just delete the whole thing

 

[thecel]

Ugh, fine. Here:

I'm lonely like bolonie. What happened to my chalonie? Whaat.

The girls only laugh. I only fap. Where's my bolonie? Whaat.

Another day alone. Stuck at home. Who ate my bolonie? Whaat.

Chaka-chaka boom. Still in my room. I'm hungry for bolonie. Whaat.

Ugh. That's all I got. There! Take it.

Mogs my dog shit chorus lyrics to utter obliv :

Fights, relationships, drugs, sex, and partying​

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Wish I were Chad so I could do real teenage things​

 

[isis_Bleach]

Chad was more physically developed at 11 than I'll ever be

I was 5’10 at 11

 

[thecel]

If it's named "real teenage things" you should probably just delete the whole thing

I want to popularize the term "real teenage things" as an umbrella term that includes a variety of TEENAGE experiences that unattractive and small males can't have:

• having sex (possibly in school buildings)
• kissing
• dating and relationships
• making out under bleachers / in locker room / etc
• sneaking out at night
• disobeying parents and authority
• cheating in school
• cheating in romantic relationships
• stealing other people’s significant others
• spreading rumors among peers
• running from police
• partying
• going to prom and homecoming with significant others
• doing drugs
• selling drugs
• having firearms and weapons
• purchasing alcohol and tobacco with fake ID
• getting drunk
• driving
• speeding
• doing burnouts (with cars)
• street racing
• bullying people
• school fighting
• street fighting
• winning fights
• injuring opponents in fights
• killing opponents in fights
• gang violence

 

[Gonthar]

The song is about having missed out on lots of crucial teenage experiences that're required for living happily.

Sing then about Instagram, TikTok, Fortnite, iPhone, pornhub, etc. - whatever kids are into these days.

 

[thecel]

Sing then about Instagram, TikTok, Fortnite, iPhone, pornhub, etc. - whatever kids are into these days.

Check the post above. The song is about that list of real teenage things.

 

[Gonthar]

Check the post above. The song is about that list of real teenage things.

Hmmm...but they aren't really "real" teenage things, more like "fantasy" teenage things, how many teens are in gangs, kill people, sell drugs, race cars,etc...

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I want to popularize the term "real teenage things" as an umbrella term that includes a variety of TEENAGE experiences that unattractive and small males can't have:

• having sex (possibly in school buildings)
• kissing
• dating and relationships
• making out under bleachers / in locker room / etc
• sneaking out at night
• disobeying parents and authority
• cheating in school
• cheating in romantic relationships
• stealing other people’s significant others
• spreading rumors among peers
• running from police
• partying
• going to prom and homecoming with significant others
• doing drugs
• selling drugs
• having firearms and weapons
• purchasing alcohol and tobacco with fake ID
• getting drunk
• driving
• speeding
• doing burnouts (with cars)
• street racing
• bullying people
• school fighting
• street fighting
• winning fights
• injuring opponents in fights
• killing opponents in fights
• gang violence

I'm a "small unattracrive male" and have done a pretty good amount of these, atleast 25%. Also how the fuck is writing about all of this gonna make incels feel better, they'll just be thinking "yep that sounds fun and I didn't do it... oh that too, oh another thing I wished I did when I was younger... wow this music has me feeling really great glad I listened to it"

 

[thecel]

Also how the fuck is writing about all of this gonna make incels feel better,

Making incels feel better is not my music’s purpose.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Making incels feel better is not my music’s purpose.

whats the purpose? you seem like a really wise ghandi type feller with deeply meaningful music id love to know

 

[thecel]

whats the purpose? you seem like a really wise ghandi type feller with deeply meaningful music id love to know

chorus preview

@BigJimsWornOutTires

 

[Marsiere214]

make sure u include jews

 

[Gerardwayfan]

I want to popularize the term "real teenage things" as an umbrella term that includes a variety of TEENAGE experiences that unattractive and small males can't have:

• having sex (possibly in school buildings)
• kissing
• dating and relationships
• making out under bleachers / in locker room / etc
• sneaking out at night
• disobeying parents and authority
• cheating in school
• cheating in romantic relationships
• stealing other people’s significant others
• spreading rumors among peers
• running from police
• partying
• going to prom and homecoming with significant others
• doing drugs
• selling drugs
• having firearms and weapons
• purchasing alcohol and tobacco with fake ID
• getting drunk
• driving
• speeding
• doing burnouts (with cars)
• street racing
• bullying people
• school fighting
• street fighting
• winning fights
• injuring opponents in fights
• killing opponents in fights
• gang violence

lmao the song is called teenage things cause you aint gonna get charged like an adult for the majority of stuff in this list, not bcs every teen does this stuff

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again

 

[Daqirius]

Send instrumental I want to cover this