dstivvy
May I please have a water
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Introduction
Alright listen up buddy boyos. This thread will be split into two exhibits, Exhibit A and Exhibit B. I will present this point in an extremely validated and informative way, so don’t scroll down just to say “dnr” just yet
Exhibit A: The man who doesn’t watch porn
This man is your average oofy doofy. Doesn’t really have much going for him, low sex appeal, wage slaves for about a yearly salary of $50,000. Doesn’t watch porn because he sees women as normal people and not tools for our manipulation. In this case, he cold approaches a female, not with any sexual intent or desire, but to see if he can actually form a bond with this female, as he views her as attractive.
“Hello there” Oofy Doofy says, not being able to maintain good eye contact
“Hi” She kindly responds, noticing this man’s high inhibition and already losing interest in him
“I.. I was wondering.. if I could uhm.. if I could g-g-get your number” Oofy Doofy responds, his voice trembling with every word. He has no experience with what a vulnerable women looks like; to him, women are incomprehensible, women are scary
“Uhm sorry I have a man” the women quickly responds, noticing the red flags that the Oofy Doofy presents himself with.
The Oofy Doofy ends up coping with drugs and dies after overdosing. This is because to him porn was immoral and a bad way of coping with his bad life.
Exhibit B:The man who does watch Porn
This man is the same Oofy Doofy as before. Except he is a porn addict. He has experience seeing women in vulnerable spots and areas. Before cold approaching the female, he boldly thinks to himself ”what could possibly go wrong?” The porn he has seen shows how women will let’s anything fuck them, and this man has the confidence to boldly ask the female “What’s cooking, good looking?” Says the Oofy Doofy. Upon hearing this, the female blushes, unfamiliar with this guys confidence. “Wow, I love confident men like you!” She squeals. “Oofy Doofy grins, he already knows that he bagged that bitch. He gives her an entrancing wink, before saying “You want to hand me those digits of yours?” The women willingly accepts. Over the course of the next few weeks, you and her actively talk, her already tranced by your confidence halo, the sex drive from watching porn boosting your motivation to make conversation with the girl. Eventually she asks if you want to meet up in person again. You agree. You both meet up at her house. She bites her lips in anticipation. She wants that dick and you know it from watching porn films. Soon you find yourself on top of her, thrusting your dick onto her sweet right pussy fast whilst realising porn brought you here. You can hold an erection for much longer because of constant edging. You know where all of the soft spots are, and she enjoys having sex with you because you bring her great pleasure. This will remain one of the best days of your life!
Conclusion:
Porn watchers, especially addicts, have a lower inhibition and more confidence, a good jester trait, which is essential for the Oofy Doofies reading this thread right now. If you don’t fap to porn after reading this, there’s no saving you. Peace be to all of you, JAI HIND!
dstivvy
Alright listen up buddy boyos. This thread will be split into two exhibits, Exhibit A and Exhibit B. I will present this point in an extremely validated and informative way, so don’t scroll down just to say “dnr” just yet
Exhibit A: The man who doesn’t watch porn
This man is your average oofy doofy. Doesn’t really have much going for him, low sex appeal, wage slaves for about a yearly salary of $50,000. Doesn’t watch porn because he sees women as normal people and not tools for our manipulation. In this case, he cold approaches a female, not with any sexual intent or desire, but to see if he can actually form a bond with this female, as he views her as attractive.
“Hello there” Oofy Doofy says, not being able to maintain good eye contact
“Hi” She kindly responds, noticing this man’s high inhibition and already losing interest in him
“I.. I was wondering.. if I could uhm.. if I could g-g-get your number” Oofy Doofy responds, his voice trembling with every word. He has no experience with what a vulnerable women looks like; to him, women are incomprehensible, women are scary
“Uhm sorry I have a man” the women quickly responds, noticing the red flags that the Oofy Doofy presents himself with.
The Oofy Doofy ends up coping with drugs and dies after overdosing. This is because to him porn was immoral and a bad way of coping with his bad life.
Exhibit B:The man who does watch Porn
This man is the same Oofy Doofy as before. Except he is a porn addict. He has experience seeing women in vulnerable spots and areas. Before cold approaching the female, he boldly thinks to himself ”what could possibly go wrong?” The porn he has seen shows how women will let’s anything fuck them, and this man has the confidence to boldly ask the female “What’s cooking, good looking?” Says the Oofy Doofy. Upon hearing this, the female blushes, unfamiliar with this guys confidence. “Wow, I love confident men like you!” She squeals. “Oofy Doofy grins, he already knows that he bagged that bitch. He gives her an entrancing wink, before saying “You want to hand me those digits of yours?” The women willingly accepts. Over the course of the next few weeks, you and her actively talk, her already tranced by your confidence halo, the sex drive from watching porn boosting your motivation to make conversation with the girl. Eventually she asks if you want to meet up in person again. You agree. You both meet up at her house. She bites her lips in anticipation. She wants that dick and you know it from watching porn films. Soon you find yourself on top of her, thrusting your dick onto her sweet right pussy fast whilst realising porn brought you here. You can hold an erection for much longer because of constant edging. You know where all of the soft spots are, and she enjoys having sex with you because you bring her great pleasure. This will remain one of the best days of your life!
Conclusion:
Porn watchers, especially addicts, have a lower inhibition and more confidence, a good jester trait, which is essential for the Oofy Doofies reading this thread right now. If you don’t fap to porn after reading this, there’s no saving you. Peace be to all of you, JAI HIND!
dstivvy
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