POST EMBARASSING STORIES

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Got lost in Germany and accidentally ended up in a porn studio. Literally just walked past the reception and down a hallway with a bunch of rooms. My german is very shit so I didn't know were I was. Saw a sign with the words 'Porno' and immediately dashed out of there. I was so fucking confused

 

[Chad69]

I got doxxed

 

[fras]

Went to clubs as a non chad

 

[ZukoMang]

Used to mistake the piss hole for the clit. Would rub for minutes on end there and the foids wouldnt aware me for shit

 

[ChoSeungHui]

ok

 

[Salludon]

I got doxxed

Does your parents know?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Was born

 

[Deleted member 7863]

some dude won over me in badminton at school so i violated his face with the Gay ass fake tennis racket till he was crying , not embarrasing for me just a cool story

 

[Deleted member 6997]

some dude won over me in badminton at school so i violated his face with the Gay ass fake tennis racket till he was crying , not embarrasing for me just a cool story

 

[Deleted member 7863]

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Fuck off not everyone here has been rotting their whole life

 

[Krezo]

I told a girl i was addicted to heroin because i thought it would give me a bad boy halo but she never talked to me again after that.

 

[wasted]

I met @Ritalincel about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but @Ritalincel himself.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played Among Us on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother @Ritalincel , but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So @Ritalincel put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.