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You don't look at mirrors nowadays?I thought I saw a ghost once, I got really scared, then I found out it was actually just an ugly 1.5 psl mongrel lurking in the shadows
@ArvidGustavssonThe Arvid
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Clinjo!!hamlossus is nothing and everything all at once an enigma wrapped in a mystory. A nightmare? A dream? A moron? A lazy ass? perhaps all are true about the legend of HAMLOSSUS all i know he likes beer and playing guitar
thong my brother i'm sorry for snitching on you man i was in a bad spot it was me or you man you know i cant handle a cell (banned)The Arvid
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thong my brother i'm sorry for snitching on you man i was in a bad spot it was me or you man you know i cant handle a cell (banned)
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Jfl maxxingwhen i used to lurk r/nosleep in 9rd grade i remember reading a larp about some kid with some form of fybrodisplasia ossificans progressiva.... which is a disorder in which every shock u inflict upon bone makes the bone grow in that area (lifefuel for bonesmashing cels)
alright so this kid went thru his youth with this disorder fine.... until he went to a pool party in college and fell from a height..... his whole body turned into a huge block of bone and his mother had to amputate his limbs.....
then he died...
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that video is too good i've seen it like 10 times but still always watch it
Keep Homosexuality away pleaseI was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I knew it will be about hair when I saw your nameGod secretly plucks out my hair while I’m asleep to fuck with me
