Post your best racist jokes

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

What's the difference between a black person and a piece of shit??

Spoiler

NOTHING

 

[maxmendietta]

mirin grecel

 

[SayNoToRotting]

what is shit?


An arab.

 

[currymax]

A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia with a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troopers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitchhiking. he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of nigger eggs and one had already hatched and stole a bike".

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Laughed because how bad and expected the joke was

 

[SayNoToRotting]

fuck should have read the OP before trying to make the same exact joke differently worded. You beat me to it.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

all women are whores

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia with a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troopers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitchhiking. he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of nigger eggs and one had already hatched and stole a bike".

Actually laughed at that one

 

[currymax]

How do you make a jewish woman sound like a dolphin?

Try to put your dick in her ass

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Spoiler

NOTHING U ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE

 

[HighTGymcel]

how do you call 2 blacks having sex?

 

[BigBiceps]

We have this joke in my country. What is black man's triathlon? He runs to the beach, swims and comes back home with a bicycle.

 

[currymax]

We have this joke in my country. What is black man's triathlon? He runs to the beach, swims and comes back home with a bicycle.

Why doesn't mexico have an Olympics team?

All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are over here.

 

[Deleted member 3526]

what's common between white people and pandas ?

Spoiler

Both are a dying breed

 

[HighIQcel]

all women are whores

All whores are women

 

[Deleted member 4209]

what do you call 500 dead irishmen at the bottom of a lake

a good start

 

[Deleted member 2486]

i bet @KEy21 got some

 

[Chadelite]

What's the difference between a black person and a piece of shit??

Spoiler

NOTHING

 

[currymax]

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black?

There's skid marks in front of the dog

 

[Deleted member 3583]

Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand

 

[AbandonShip]

What do you call a nigger in a three piece suit?

Spoiler

the defendant

 

[NCIJTF]

What's the difference between Jews and pizza?



One of them doesnt scream in the oven

 

[john2]

What's common between Santa Claus and a Jew?

Spoiler

One goes down a chimney and one goes up.

 

[Hades]

Why don’t mexicans play hockey?

Spoiler

THEY’RE ALWAYS RUNNING FROM ICE

 

[john2]

Catholic priests are like amusement park rides.

Spoiler

Kids under 4 get to ride free.

What does Hitler consume everyday?

Spoiler

A cup of Orange Jews.

 

[Deleted member 4310]

What happens if a jew with a boner walks into a wall? He'll break his nose.

*Two jews are talking*
-Nice watch you got there!
-Thanks! My father sold it to me on his deathbed!