PRE SEX DICK GUIDE

[hiku]

1. Never make yourself cum, unless youre going 15+ days without cumming you should never make yourself cum. The built up of cum and not jerking off will increase the pleasure feeling 10x.
2. Before going out, shave 2 weeks before you go out and shave the day you go out. After shaving apply a moisturizer and exfoliator. Add a LOT of moisturizer everyday for 2 days before you go out and the day youre going out.
3. Drink 4L of water everyday, if you cant do this drink 6-8L of water the day before going out and piss so much. Drink as much as possible. But the 4l everyday to avoid yellow semen from the retention for so long.
4. The day youre going out avoid adding any products, never add deodorant to ur dick itll just make it smell good but if youre getting sucked off itll burn in the other persons mouth.
5. Use a blade razor to completely cut off pubes, an electric razor will still leave tiny hair bumps. Shave ass too and use a double blade razor, replace razor when it stops working.
6. Eat healthy, the taste of your semen is determined by your diet, make sure your avoid foods like garlic before going out. If you eat garlic make sure its far from the day your going out.
7. The day before you go out and the day you're supposed to go out, eat a lot of fruits, sweet fruits, apples, berries, pomegranate, orange juice, pomegranate juice, cranberry juice.
8. Eat 150 calories under your maintenance day before going out
9. Cut nails day youre going out so when youre fingering somebody it doesnt cut them
10. Sleep very good sleep as much as you possible can, it is very important for your semen
11. Dont use a condom, just pull out and get plan b
12. The day youre going out and the 3 days before avoid salt as much as possible and eat as much potassium as possible
13. Dont just avoid jerking off, avoid getting hard too. Trust me, just distract youself as much as possible. Jerking off 10x a day will never compare to the feeling of getting head after not cumming for 10 days
14. Because the pleasure after not cumming for 10 days is so strong itll make you cum quick, to avoid this use a sex enhancer drug like viagra.
15. Dont listen to the how to last longer guides, just go multiple rounds on her theres no point in complettely disabling your dick and making it to go numb just for 20 more minutes of sex. You can always just go more rounds. Get head first so after you cum from the head youll last longer 2nd round

what else do I add, made this in class

 

[Flowix]

1. 
   
2. Dont use a condom, just pull out and get plan b

Bros setting people up

 

[Deleted member 115588]

stfu

 

[nuttheb]

Bros setting people up

some of it is good some of it is utter retardation

 

[killyourselfASAP]

shave the day you go out

trimming is better than shaving tbh

 

[Ishaan Brahmbhatt]

And never use your penis for anything other than pissing outside of marriage

 

[indianprince]

some gems in a pile of shit

 

[LTN Baguette]

bro posted this while not even 10% of the forum is going to experience intimacy

 

[yesimog420]

Yeah if you go 2 weeks or longer without nutting you will last 5 minutes max
But thanks for the guide will be using this

 

[superpsycho]

chad just does whatever and gets pussy

 

[superpsycho]

 

[sub5outsider]

if your shy or unexpirienced or a fast cummer use viagra ,never cum before sex that will ruin your erection quality ,buy condoms that will make you last longer

 

[copercel123]

1. Never make yourself cum, unless youre going 15+ days without cumming you should never make yourself cum. The built up of cum and not jerking off will increase the pleasure feeling 10x.
2. Before going out, shave 2 weeks before you go out and shave the day you go out. After shaving apply a moisturizer and exfoliator. Add a LOT of moisturizer everyday for 2 days before you go out and the day youre going out.
3. Drink 4L of water everyday, if you cant do this drink 6-8L of water the day before going out and piss so much. Drink as much as possible. But the 4l everyday to avoid yellow semen from the retention for so long.
4. The day youre going out avoid adding any products, never add deodorant to ur dick itll just make it smell good but if youre getting sucked off itll burn in the other persons mouth.
5. Use a blade razor to completely cut off pubes, an electric razor will still leave tiny hair bumps. Shave ass too and use a double blade razor, replace razor when it stops working.
6. Eat healthy, the taste of your semen is determined by your diet, make sure your avoid foods like garlic before going out. If you eat garlic make sure its far from the day your going out.
7. The day before you go out and the day you're supposed to go out, eat a lot of fruits, sweet fruits, apples, berries, pomegranate, orange juice, pomegranate juice, cranberry juice.
8. Eat 150 calories under your maintenance day before going out
9. Cut nails day youre going out so when youre fingering somebody it doesnt cut them
10. Sleep very good sleep as much as you possible can, it is very important for your semen
11. Dont use a condom, just pull out and get plan b
12. The day youre going out and the 3 days before avoid salt as much as possible and eat as much potassium as possible
13. Dont just avoid jerking off, avoid getting hard too. Trust me, just distract youself as much as possible. Jerking off 10x a day will never compare to the feeling of getting head after not cumming for 10 days
14. Because the pleasure after not cumming for 10 days is so strong itll make you cum quick, to avoid this use a sex enhancer drug like viagra.
15. Dont listen to the how to last longer guides, just go multiple rounds on her theres no point in complettely disabling your dick and making it to go numb just for 20 more minutes of sex. You can always just go more rounds. Get head first so after you cum from the head youll last longer 2nd round

what else do I add, made this in class

Reading this knowing the most I’ve done is kissing

 

[T50CeI]

trimming is better than shaving tbh

letting ur dick look like James Harden way better tbh

 

[yoshisand]

Bros setting people up

Fr never wear a condom nigga I'm not tryna get trapped with a kid with some random girl

 

[billymidnight]

Thoughts on edging ?

 

[hiku]

Thoughts on edging ?

absolutely not, as i said, jerking off will ruin sensitivity and make your dick numb, just dont touch your dick at all, UNLESS you get absolutely no pussy than do wtv the hell you want

 

[Sonneillon]

1. Use a blade razor to completely cut off pubes,

Nobody is stupid enough to fall for this

 

[whitesubhuman]

hiku nigga ur 14

 

[hiku]

Nobody is stupid enough to fall for this

whats wrong with that?

 

[Sonneillon]

whats wrong with that?

You're going to end up with one less ball

 

[nuttheb]

trimming is better than shaving tbh

people do not believe me when i say women have infinite smv

 

[idkwhattoputhere]

absolutely not, as i said, jerking off will ruin sensitivity and make your dick numb, just dont touch your dick at all, UNLESS you get absolutely no pussy than do wtv the hell you want

yeah if you want to finish in 2 minutes don’t jerk your shit that only works if you fuck at least once a week

 

[hiku]

yeah if you want to finish in 2 minutes don’t jerk your shit that only works if you fuck at least once a week

20 minutes of great sex is better than an hour of sex with a numb dick

 

[idkwhattoputhere]

20 minutes of great sex is better than an hour of sex with a numb dick

yeah maybe for YOU but the girl is not going to like you if you can’t give her an hour of enjoyment before you need to tap out

 

[seven?]

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1. Never make yourself cum, unless youre going 15+ days without cumming you should never make yourself cum. The built up of cum and not jerking off will increase the pleasure feeling 10x.
2. Before going out, shave 2 weeks before you go out and shave the day you go out. After shaving apply a moisturizer and exfoliator. Add a LOT of moisturizer everyday for 2 days before you go out and the day youre going out.
3. Drink 4L of water everyday, if you cant do this drink 6-8L of water the day before going out and piss so much. Drink as much as possible. But the 4l everyday to avoid yellow semen from the retention for so long.
4. The day youre going out avoid adding any products, never add deodorant to ur dick itll just make it smell good but if youre getting sucked off itll burn in the other persons mouth.
5. Use a blade razor to completely cut off pubes, an electric razor will still leave tiny hair bumps. Shave ass too and use a double blade razor, replace razor when it stops working.
6. Eat healthy, the taste of your semen is determined by your diet, make sure your avoid foods like garlic before going out. If you eat garlic make sure its far from the day your going out.
7. The day before you go out and the day you're supposed to go out, eat a lot of fruits, sweet fruits, apples, berries, pomegranate, orange juice, pomegranate juice, cranberry juice.
8. Eat 150 calories under your maintenance day before going out
9. Cut nails day youre going out so when youre fingering somebody it doesnt cut them
10. Sleep very good sleep as much as you possible can, it is very important for your semen
11. Dont use a condom, just pull out and get plan b
12. The day youre going out and the 3 days before avoid salt as much as possible and eat as much potassium as possible
13. Dont just avoid jerking off, avoid getting hard too. Trust me, just distract youself as much as possible. Jerking off 10x a day will never compare to the feeling of getting head after not cumming for 10 days
14. Because the pleasure after not cumming for 10 days is so strong itll make you cum quick, to avoid this use a sex enhancer drug like viagra.
15. Dont listen to the how to last longer guides, just go multiple rounds on her theres no point in complettely disabling your dick and making it to go numb just for 20 more minutes of sex. You can always just go more rounds. Get head first so after you cum from the head youll last longer 2nd round

what else do I add, made this in class

0) find a girl

 

[iabsolvejordan]

1. drink 6-8L of water the day before going out.

dont do this, you'll just feel like shit the following day when you're supposed to lay pipe, in most cases you'd be better off just using a diuretic of some sort and drinking less, maybe 5L on the upper end.

1. Dont use a condom, just pull out and get plan b

 

[ThisCat]

dont do this, you'll just feel like shit the following day when you're supposed to lay pipe, in most cases you'd be better off just using a diuretic of some sort and drinking less, maybe 5L on the upper end.

Yeah how the fuck are you supposed to drink that much ~4 liters is average for an adult man a whole day so 5 is good

 

[Deleted member 139053]

i def cant pull out

 

[Deleted member 139053]

like if im actually at the moment 0 stress aint nun pulling my dick out

 

[ThisCat]

i def cant pull out

Wear a condom don't bring a kid into this world yet