PRIME Hydration line debloat cheat code?

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Drank 4 PRIMEs yesterday and found that my face and body were extremely debloated later into the night / into this morning when I woke up. Checked the nutrition label and it turns out each bottle has 80 mg sodium and 700 mg potassium, with only 15 calories and about 5g carbs. People swear by coconut water and bananas but those both have sugars which also bloat you, so its kind of counter intuitive. PRIME is the way to go from now on I guess.

Who the fuck knows what kinds of diseases you might develop from drinking 4 PRIMEs a day though jfl. Figured I would share this anyway take from it what you will.

Potassium debloat still cope though 🙈
 
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Over if you drink prime jfl
 
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Keep drinking 4 buck river water from india ganges river
 
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Drank 4 PRIMEs yesterday and found that my face and body were extremely debloated later into the night / into this morning when I woke up. Checked the nutrition label and it turns out each bottle has 80 mg sodium and 700 mg potassium, with only 15 calories and about 5g carbs. People swear by coconut water and bananas but those both have sugars which also bloat you, so its kind of counter intuitive. PRIME is the way to go from now on I guess.

Who the fuck knows what kinds of diseases you might develop from drinking 4 PRIMEs a day though jfl. Figured I would share this anyway take from it what you will.

Potassium debloat still cope though 🙈
prime propaganda
 
Shut the fuck up logan paul i ain't gonna buy your filthy ass drink
 
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Powdered potassium is piss cheap, why waste money on an overpriced drink that tastes like perfume.
 
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This nigga just found out potassium debloats him…jfl
Powdered potassium is piss cheap, why waste money on an overpriced drink that tastes like perfume.
tbh
 
Powdered potassium is piss cheap, why waste money on an overpriced drink that tastes like perfume.
Exactly prime costs like 25$ for 700mg kys if you actually spend 100$ a day to debloat
 
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I myself have founded my patented stack Called the Muhammad Ibrahim Asif Stack, after shadowing the work of @muhammadibrahimasif This stack includes 500mg of Horny Goat Weed taken after every meal, and including one PRIME HYDRATION STICK mixed with water with these meals. This stack ensures maximal hyper hydration of musculature and coupled with face sculpting technology can also aid in the debloating of ones face.
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Drank 4 PRIMEs yesterday and found that my face and body were extremely debloated later into the night / into this morning when I woke up. Checked the nutrition label and it turns out each bottle has 80 mg sodium and 700 mg potassium, with only 15 calories and about 5g carbs. People swear by coconut water and bananas but those both have sugars which also bloat you, so its kind of counter intuitive. PRIME is the way to go from now on I guess.

Who the fuck knows what kinds of diseases you might develop from drinking 4 PRIMEs a day though jfl. Figured I would share this anyway take from it what you will.

Potassium debloat still cope though 🙈
80% of the times if youre debloated just drink 5 litres of water, no sugar and low salt diet for a week; its only if you're still debloated to take potassium and even then doing regular cardio is much better; over for you if you don't play sports
 
I myself have founded my patented stack Called the Muhammad Ibrahim Asif Stack, after shadowing the work of @muhammadibrahimasif This stack includes 500mg of Horny Goat Weed taken after every meal, and including one PRIME HYDRATION STICK mixed with water with these meals. This stack ensures maximal hyper hydration of musculature and coupled with face sculpting technology can also aid in the debloating of ones face. View attachment 2560825View attachment 2560827
Just swap the hydration sticks with Now Potassium and you are good to go.
 
I myself have founded my patented stack Called the Muhammad Ibrahim Asif Stack, after shadowing the work of @muhammadibrahimasif This stack includes 500mg of Horny Goat Weed taken after every meal, and including one PRIME HYDRATION STICK mixed with water with these meals. This stack ensures maximal hyper hydration of musculature and coupled with face sculpting technology can also aid in the debloating of ones face. View attachment 2560825View attachment 2560827
Horny goat weed is fucking useless you pissface
 
Drank 4 PRIMEs yesterday and found that my face and body were extremely debloated later into the night / into this morning when I woke up. Checked the nutrition label and it turns out each bottle has 80 mg sodium and 700 mg potassium, with only 15 calories and about 5g carbs. People swear by coconut water and bananas but those both have sugars which also bloat you, so its kind of counter intuitive. PRIME is the way to go from now on I guess.

Who the fuck knows what kinds of diseases you might develop from drinking 4 PRIMEs a day though jfl. Figured I would share this anyway take from it what you will.

Potassium debloat still cope though 🙈
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I myself have founded my patented stack Called the Muhammad Ibrahim Asif Stack, after shadowing the work of @muhammadibrahimasif This stack includes 500mg of Horny Goat Weed taken after every meal, and including one PRIME HYDRATION STICK mixed with water with these meals. This stack ensures maximal hyper hydration of musculature and coupled with face sculpting technology can also aid in the debloating of ones face. View attachment 2560825View attachment 2560827
This is cope.
 
Shadow @justinzayn and you should be fine.
 
Horny goat weed is fucking useless you pissface
Hello. It is the infamous MUHAMMAD IBRAHIM ASIF, reporting for duty - member of Lahore's Finest, Pakistan's First Line of Iron Defense. This is my stack and it is cope. I have grown a 16 inch monster penis and gained increased levels of melanin.
 
I find it absolute and utterly dumbdounding that you utter fools do not believe in the American Dream of PRIME HYDRATION AND THEIR HYDRATION DICKS. THEY ARE SO FUCKING YUMMY AND HYDRATE MY BETTER THAN @justinzayn Juice could ever. I BELIEVE SHADOWING @muhammadibrahimasif HAS GRANTED ME ROLE AS TOP MOGGER WITH the patented Muhammad Ibrahim Asif Stack. For questions call me at
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Merci beacoup mes amis ! Avoir tout le monde! Vive le France!
 
Hello. It is the infamous MUHAMMAD IBRAHIM ASIF, reporting for duty - member of Lahore's Finest, Pakistan's First Line of Iron Defense. This is my stack and it is cope. I have grown a 16 inch monster penis and gained increased levels of melanin.
YOU SEE GUYS HERE IS EVIDENCE, IF YOU CALL MUHAMMAD IBRAHIM ASIF HE WILL SHOWOFF HIS COCK TRANSFORMATION VIDEO FOR YOU ALL TO SEE. IT IS MAGNIFICENT, WAY VEINIER AND HUGER THAN @justinzayn 's tiny pajeet cock
 
Powdered potassium is piss cheap, why waste money on an overpriced drink that tastes like perfume.
Can’t buy it in the country I’m living in

Why do you think I’m even drinking this shit in the first place
 
YOU SEE GUYS HERE IS EVIDENCE, IF YOU CALL MUHAMMAD IBRAHIM ASIF HE WILL SHOWOFF HIS COCK TRANSFORMATION VIDEO FOR YOU ALL TO SEE. IT IS MAGNIFICENT, WAY VEINIER AND HUGER THAN @justinzayn 's tiny pajeet cock
Hey, dont insult @justinzayn. He is Alpha Daddy Mogger and best friend of Mr. Anwaar, Minister of Pakistan and owner of the iron fist .
 
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@FunkyFlamingo check this out bhai
 
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80% of the times if youre debloated just drink 5 litres of water, no sugar and low salt diet for a week; its only if you're still debloated to take potassium and even then doing regular cardio is much better; over for you if you don't play sports
yeah good advice, risk over hydration and depleting your self of electrolytes…

Just a normal GrAYcel conversation
 
yeah good advice, risk over hydration and depleting your self of electrolytes…

Just a normal GrAYcel conversation
You literal shartbrain, I'm a fucking med student, water fucking contains minerals, sodium and other electrolytes occur naturally in several fucking foods and more likely than not you consume more salt than you need; unless you're a fucking athlete you will never suffer from an electrolyte deficiency; your biochemistry verbal vomit clearly didn't come from a book
 
You literal shartbrain, I'm a fucking med student, water fucking contains minerals, sodium and other electrolytes occur naturally in several fucking foods and more likely than not you consume more salt than you need; unless you're a fucking athlete you will never suffer from an electrolyte deficiency; your biochemistry verbal vomit clearly didn't come from a book
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Time to call it quits and drop out faggy, or just study more without getting humiliated by a random guy on a forum jfl.
 

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