Prime years of ur life?

[Darmstadtium]

0-10? 10-20? 12-21? 15-30? What do you think is the range if u miss out on it's over forever

 

[Deleted member 4562]

17-23

 

[Deleted member 11414]

supposedly its 12-25 but that probably doesn't apply to people like me

 

[Jason Voorhees]

15-25

 

[Deleted member 11748]

5-10

 

[Beetlejuice]

60-65

 

[Deleted member 7580]

13-16

 

[Jason Voorhees]

5-10

Unironically true

 

[Darmstadtium]

Unironically true

My prime so far was when I was 11-12 years old

 

[Growth Plate]

A Blissful Beginning
Age 0-5

On the morning of July 24th, 1991, in a London hospital, I was born. I breathed in the first breath of life as I entered this world, weighing only 5.4 pounds. My parents must have been filled with happiness and pride that day. They had just witnessed the birth of their first child, and they named me Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger. I was born to young parents. My father, Peter Rodger, was only 26 when he impregnated my mother, Chin, who was 30. Peter is of British descent, hailing from the prestigious Rodger family; a family that was once part of the wealthy upper classes before they lost all of their fortune during the Great Depression. My father’s father, George Rodger, was a renowned photojournalist who had taken very famous photographs during the Second World War, though he failed to reacquire the family’s lost fortune. My mother is of Chinese descent. She was born in Malaysia, and moved to England at a young age to work as a nurse on several film sets, where she became friends with very important individuals in the film industry, including George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. She even dated George Lucas for a short time. My mother and father had been married for a couple of years before my mother became pregnant with me. In fact, her pregnancy was an accident. She had been taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but when she visited my father on one of his film sets, she fell ill and the medication she took for that illness thwarted the effect of the anti-pregnancy pills, and so their lovemaking during this period resulted in my life. Only a couple of months after my birth, I went on my first vacation. My parents took me on a boat to France. I was already a traveler! Of course, I have no memories of this trip. My mother said that I cried a lot.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

0-10? 10-20? 12-21? 15-30? What do you think is the range if u miss out on it's over forever

I'd say 27-45. You have the most money (if you aren't a dumbass grasshopper who did nothing all Autumn), you have the most looks, you have the most status halo, you have the most masculine authority, you have the most drive...I honestly look forward to my 30s and 40s a lot since I can already tell I'm going to age really well.

But after 45? That's when it starts to decline in terms of looks and everything (though this generation may be different, since a lot of men are literally aging slower)

 

[Darmstadtium]

I'd say 27-45. You have the most money (if you aren't a dumbass grasshopper who did nothing all Autumn), you have the most looks, you have the most status halo, you have the most masculine authority...I honestly look forward to my 30s and 40s a lot since I can already tell I'm going to age really well

I hope ur not coping since ur already ur mid 20s

 

[Callooh_Calais]

I hope ur not coping since ur already ur mid 20s

Picture any man of power, authority, executive iniative, or at the height of his attractiveness, and unless you're a homosexual who likes twinks, he's probably going to be 27-45. If I tell you the phrase "The Handsome Prince" (every woman's favourite stock fantasy), you're probably imaging a man in the 27-45 range, not a boy who is 16-27. Why? Because men are blank slates, tabulae rasae, and Prince Harry would be far more average, being nothing more than some perverted Britoon's twink lover (like most male models start out) or the object of affection for girls who think they can't get a real chad. There's a gradient ratio, and 27-45 seems the perfect medium between 'too young for me' and 'too old for me' that most women set for themselves: If you take good care of yourself, you will do well.

Henry Cavill, Cillian Murphy, Elon Musk, Ernest Hemingway--all of these men are in the prime of their life well past their teens and 20s (think of anyone from the Enlightenment Era, and it's the same story). Most people who are accomplished either do a lot of shit in their early 20s and fizzle out or do nothing substantial until they are old enough to make an impact that actually is taken seriously.

 

[Deleted member 9217]

Picture any man of power, authority, executive iniative, or at the height of his attractiveness, and unless you're a homosexual who likes twinks, he's probably going to be 27-45. If I tell you the phrase "The Handsome Prince" (every woman's favourite stock fantasy), you're probably imaging a man in the 27-45 range, not a boy who is 16-27. Why? Because men are blank slates, tabulae rasae, and Prince Harry would be far more average, being nothing more than some perverted Britoon's twink lover (like most male models start out) or the object of affection for girls who think they can't get a real chad. There's a gradient ratio, and 27-45 seems the perfect medium between 'too young for me' and 'too old for me' that most women set for themselves: If you take good care of yourself, you will do well.

Henry Cavill, Cillian Murphy, Elon Musk, Ernest Hemingway--all of these men are in the prime of their life well past their teens and 20s (think of anyone from the Enlightenment Era, and it's the same story). Most people who are accomplished either do a lot of shit in their early 20s and fizzle out or do nothing substantial until they are old enough to make an impact that actually is taken seriously.

Nah handsome young Twink hero mogs. Age 18-25. Out there learning from a wise old man, killing monsters and saving a hot jb princess. Life doesn't get any better than that.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Nah handsome young Twink hero mogs. Age 18-25. Out there learning from a wise old man, killing monsters and saving a hot jb princess. Life doesn't get any better than that.

This sounds like the hero of an action movie, almost: Gee, I wonder who *those* are marketed towards? Don't see many girls who'd choose Legolas over Aragorn, let's be honest.

 

[volcelfatcel]

Until 60s-70s if you have hair

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Until 60s-70s if you have hair

Notice they use a picture of Jude Law in his 30s to represent him as an attractive man. They could have got a picture from his early 20s, but he looks too awkward and weird and immature. Girls don't like that look; Only gay men do.

 

[volcelfatcel]

Notice they use a picture of Jude Law in his 30s to represent him as an attractive man.

Jude law descended hard because of norwooding. I think his mental broke or something common to see when men start balding

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Jude law descended hard because of norwooding. I think his mental broke or something common to see when men start balding

He's on his second hair transplant and dips his scalp in minoxidil every morning and yet the Norwood Reaper just won't stop sending out hit squads:

Norwood Reaper was always always his arch-nemesis from a young age though:

I wonder what sort of karma he incurred that made the Gods hate his hair so damn much. Women certainly don't call him 'sexy' anymore and if they do, they don't use recent pictures, that's for sure.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Jfl@this extended cope:

Jude Law couldn't care less about hair loss as he talks ageing

Go Jude.

metro.co.uk

That's why he spent all that money on the first transplant, amirite?

 

[sorrowfulsad]

its over

 

[mogstar]

When u die

 

[owlofathena]

25 to 35 for smv

 

[riceronicel]

0-10? 10-20? 12-21? 15-30? What do you think is the range if u miss out on it's over forever

All of them. There are goals you must hit every decade or so in order to be successful and not need to have a feeling of regret when that era of your life passes.

0-12 - you make friends because you are probably good at gaming or sports. You probably have cool clothes or shoes. If you miss out on this it will affect how you will see yourself in the 10-20/12-21 range.

10-20/12-21 - adolescence and prime teen years. In order to fully maximize your time in this era, you must build upon what you built from 0-10. You need to be on the taller end of your class in junior high/middle school, and you need to be approaching 6' by the time you leave high school minimum, and if you hit that height earlier the better, because it'll give you a chance to lose your virginity to the older upperclass foids at a younger age. Same applies when you go to college. You MUST be good at sports. Preferably football, basketball, baseball, hockey, soccer, track, in that order on average, meaning the best football player will mog the best soccer player. You could debate the top four, but they obviously mog soccer and track ppl. The ideal three is obviously the first three I mentioned, because that gives you the best chance to win 3 state championships, meaning three epic high school house parties to celebrate your achievements, which almost always means threesomes, orgies, alcohol, and weed galore. Then, after you've maximized your time in HS, you will do the same in college, except it's dialed up to 1000. Everything is bigger and better.

If you missed out on this, it's basically over, unless you're willing to cope and play catch-up socially speaking. Almost no ricecel or currycel will experience this, and will yearn for the times they missed in high school and college: all the orgies and parties they didn't get invited to because they were on the fucking math team and the school's chess club. Or they played the violin like a little pussy (which I can personally speak for because my mom tried to make me play the violin. Probably wanted me to get bullied even more in high school).

22-30. You graduated college and off to the real world. If you maximized your time in high school and college, you would've made a bunch of friends and powerful connections so you could get jobs making around $80K a year screwing around with excel sheets (which you would make some nerdy intern do, or some other nerdcel where that's literally all he does 24/7 because he has zero acquaintances outside of work). Meanwhile, you're going to be out drinking every weekend, going to strip clubs, getting invited to social clubs because of your strong frame and status. Eventually some older MILF will want to fuck you. She brings you back to her penthouse, and she pays off all of your student loans, buys you a penthouse of your own to host more parties with friends and foids, probably a yacht in the Mediterranean, multiple cars, and who knows how many suits and shit. She will also give you weekly 5 figure allowances, as long as you satisfy her with your huge dick. You will plagiarize off of the work of others to get to managerial positions, and become a powerful person in a large company.

And this will all come before the age of 30. After 30, if you played your cards right, you will be financially independent with everything paid off. You're coasting through the next 50-60 years of your life, fucking all the foids you want at all the locations in the world.

But of course, this isn't you. None of this is you. What you are is a mentally crippled loner whose self-confidence was completely destroyed because everyone around you at home and at school and at Wal-Mart working 12 hours a day told you you weren't worth anything. From your height, dick size, race, etc. God gave you the worst hand imaginable to the point where you cannot recover. And the worst part is, everyone will say it's YOUR fault that you were born short and a ricecel. They will constantly mock you for your appearance because they think that's what you deserve.

And yes I'm talking about myself. I missed out on so much. Yet no one will miss me when I off myself because I'm worthless.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

All of them. There are goals you must hit every decade or so in order to be successful and not need to have a feeling of regret when that era of your life passes.

0-12 - you make friends because you are probably good at gaming or sports. You probably have cool clothes or shoes. If you miss out on this it will affect how you will see yourself in the 10-20/12-21 range.

10-20/12-21 - adolescence and prime teen years. In order to fully maximize your time in this era, you must build upon what you built from 0-10. You need to be on the taller end of your class in junior high/middle school, and you need to be approaching 6' by the time you leave high school minimum, and if you hit that height earlier the better, because it'll give you a chance to lose your virginity to the older upperclass foids at a younger age. Same applies when you go to college. You MUST be good at sports. Preferably football, basketball, baseball, hockey, soccer, track, in that order on average, meaning the best football player will mog the best soccer player. You could debate the top four, but they obviously mog soccer and track ppl. The ideal three is obviously the first three I mentioned, because that gives you the best chance to win 3 state championships, meaning three epic high school house parties to celebrate your achievements, which almost always means threesomes, orgies, alcohol, and weed galore. Then, after you've maximized your time in HS, you will do the same in college, except it's dialed up to 1000. Everything is bigger and better.

If you missed out on this, it's basically over, unless you're willing to cope and play catch-up socially speaking. Almost no ricecel or currycel will experience this, and will yearn for the times they missed in high school and college: all the orgies and parties they didn't get invited to because they were on the fucking math team and the school's chess club. Or they played the violin like a little pussy (which I can personally speak for because my mom tried to make me play the violin. Probably wanted me to get bullied even more in high school).

22-30. You graduated college and off to the real world. If you maximized your time in high school and college, you would've made a bunch of friends and powerful connections so you could get jobs making around $80K a year screwing around with excel sheets (which you would make some nerdy intern do, or some other nerdcel where that's literally all he does 24/7 because he has zero acquaintances outside of work). Meanwhile, you're going to be out drinking every weekend, going to strip clubs, getting invited to social clubs because of your strong frame and status. Eventually some older MILF will want to fuck you. She brings you back to her penthouse, and she pays off all of your student loans, buys you a penthouse of your own to host more parties with friends and foids, probably a yacht in the Mediterranean, multiple cars, and who knows how many suits and shit. She will also give you weekly 5 figure allowances, as long as you satisfy her with your huge dick. You will plagiarize off of the work of others to get to managerial positions, and become a powerful person in a large company.

And this will all come before the age of 30. After 30, if you played your cards right, you will be financially independent with everything paid off. You're coasting through the next 50-60 years of your life, fucking all the foids you want at all the locations in the world.

But of course, this isn't you. None of this is you. What you are is a mentally crippled loner whose self-confidence was completely destroyed because everyone around you at home and at school and at Wal-Mart working 12 hours a day told you you weren't worth anything. From your height, dick size, race, etc. God gave you the worst hand imaginable to the point where you cannot recover. And the worst part is, everyone will say it's YOUR fault that you were born short and a ricecel. They will constantly mock you for your appearance because they think that's what you deserve.

And yes I'm talking about myself. I missed out on so much. Yet no one will miss me when I off myself because I'm worthless.

toy boy pill
just fucking lol if some MILF isnt funding your hedonistic existence by 21 yo and including you in her will
this is the only definition of chad

 

[riceronicel]

toy boy pill
just fucking lol if some MILF isnt funding your hedonistic existence by 21 yo and including you in her will
this is the only definition of chad

and standards are rising now. MILFs want 6' no less, a 9" x 6" dick minimum, and must be ready for sex at her beck and call. Even Chads are having a hard time now. It's gigaChad or bust.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

13-18 are prime years

 

[Deleted member 21084]

and standards are rising now. MILFs want 6' no less, a 9" x 6" dick minimum, and must be ready for sex at her beck and call. Even Chads are having a hard time now. It's gigaChad or bust.