Pro fingering tips for white boi faggots (MAYOCELS GTFIH)

[kababcel]

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

@Thief @adriano @mogs me @BeanCelll @grilldaddy❤️

 

[kababcel]

Bump

 

[kababcel]

BUMP

 

[kababcel]

I put high effort into this bump

 

[Vantablack]

kill yourself

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Wow thanks for sharing

 

[kababcel]

I want to get fingered by BIC @Jatt

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

Shit got be bricked up ngl

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Trve witeboi

 

[gurt]

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

@Thief @adriano @mogs me @BeanCelll @grilldaddy❤️

Nigga whaaat

 

[NotAMogger]

kill yourself

 

[whiteegyptian]

What the fuck is going on

 

[sillybilly]

What the fuck is going on

drone strike him pls

 

[Ghoulish]

So real bhai

 

[Ralix]

bump this one more time and ill fucking touch you

 

[Sub5kang]

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

@Thief @adriano @mogs me @BeanCelll @grilldaddy❤️

I'm genuinely fucking crying laughing nigga what the fuck

 

[SoundnVision]

Cheers fella

 

[Nay Gigga]

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

@Thief @adriano @mogs me @BeanCelll @grilldaddy❤️

my stomach is hurting from laughing genuine cagefuel

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

thanks, i guess

or not.

I don't know