Professional larper 😂 (gtfih)

not__cel

not__cel

Bigjimswornouttires biggest fan
Joined
May 4, 2023
Posts
7,700
Reputation
13,916
Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this
IMG 5832

Woah :soy: such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real


IMG 5839



Oh My God Reaction GIF


Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

IMG 5834


Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened?:feelswah: Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

IMG 5849


Bro I trusted you….
Sad Season 1 Episode 1 GIF by NBC



IMG 5836


Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

IMG 5842


I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Sad Season 1 Episode 1 GIF by NBC


Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?
IMG 5837

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

IMG 5845

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

IMG 5844

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @cromagnon @Mess @IOS @wishIwasSalludon @ey88 @LancasteR @Vermilioncore @asdvek
@appeal @Neucher @Kaari
@shizuku11111 @alurmo


IMG 5840
IMG 5838
 
Last edited:
  • JFL
  • So Sad
  • +1
Reactions: ey88, cromagnon, Crisick and 12 others
1735210964247
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: cromagnon, Crisick, ReadBooksEveryday and 8 others
high effort ngl
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Crisick, ReadBooksEveryday, Charisma and 2 others
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Crisick and not__cel
type shit +rep
 
  • Love it
  • +1
Reactions: Crisick and not__cel
Just shows how retarded some people here are
 
  • +1
Reactions: Crisick and not__cel
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Lord Shadow, Crisick and lurking truecel
Tremendous @asdvek evisceration
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Crisick, Charisma and not__cel
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Crisick and Charisma
:ROFLMAO:
 
  • +1
Reactions: not__cel and Crisick
Caged ngl, when i Said "im 6'3 not 6'4" i meant that azonin says that idk if u were here when he was around but he larped. I addressed that out didnt claim six four myself
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: not__cel and Crisick
Caged ngl, when i Said "im 6'3 not 6'4" i meant that azonin says that idk if u were here when he was around but he larped. I addressed that out didnt claim six four myself
Nigga u said u had an 8x5 where tf did the 6 come from

You said 8x5 when pumped btw (gay asf)
 
  • +1
Reactions: not__cel and Crisick
Nigga u said u had an 8x5 where tf did the 6 come from

You said 8x5 when pumped btw (gay asf)
Azonin claims 8x5. I never said 8x5.
 
  • Woah
  • +1
Reactions: not__cel and Crisick
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: not__cel and Crisick
Caged ngl, when i Said "im 6'3 not 6'4" i meant that azonin says that idk if u were here when he was around but he larped. I addressed that out didnt claim six four myself
what about the other stuff?

Now I understand the height thing since I reread and I agree you’re right
 
  • +1
Reactions: asdvek

Similar threads

tomcaelum
Replies
97
Views
2K
MoggsWithBoness
MoggsWithBoness
Sloppyseconds
Replies
26
Views
2K
tonka T
T
romanstock
Replies
2
Views
59
War_In_Chiraq
War_In_Chiraq
Clavicular
Replies
90
Views
4K
laaltin
laaltin

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top