Professional larper 😂 (gtfih)

[not__cel]

Was scrolling and all of a sudden I saw this

Woah such a slayer I wish I could be like him this is crazy I really hope he isn’t larping
I mean this is so descriptive and entertaining to read this HAS to be real

Woah he might just have to be added to the .org hall of fame he’s able to escortmax I never could’ve imagined someone that could really do this, even clavicular would be blown out of the water from this

And I mean why would anyone larp that they’re hiring an escort there would be no plausible reason to do that but maybe this is a one off comment

And fuark she sounds hot this has got to be real

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right I thought he was slaying foids left and right what happened? Did he start sucking dick and that made his body count with foids negative?

Bro I trusted you….

Ah yes he’s finally telling the truth this must have some validity to it he wouldn’t larp for no reason after all! He’s 6’1 and if you say he’s another height that’s besmirching his honor

I’ve got to stop trusting you man….
FIRST YOURE 6’1 WITH LIFTS AND NOW YOURE 6’4

What am I supposed to believe now everything seems like it could be made up

Bro wtf stop larping it’s taking a toll on my mental state, well I could at least trust you with this right?

Yes you make 6 figures annually that’s a massive milestone congrats

Woah with such a rich family you must be working only out of love for your profession there’s no reason to work if your family is so rich right?

Hmm something seems off why’re you broke making 6 figures with a rich family, this surely couldn’t be another one of your larp’s I’ll choose to believe you…..

There’s no reason to lie about this right? Right?

Tags: @cromagnon @Mess @IOS @wishIwasSalludon @ey88 @LancasteR @Vermilioncore @asdvek
@appeal @Neucher @Kaari
@shizuku11111 @alurmo

Spoiler: Lastly

 

[IOS]

 

[IOS]

high effort ngl

 

[not__cel]

View attachment 3380705

New avi I figured it’d fit since 2025 is coming up soon

 

[IOS]

New avi I figured it’d fit since 2025 is coming up soon

change it

 

[not__cel]

high effort ngl

The web of larping just didn’t end

 

[not__cel]

change it

Why? I like it

 

[IOS]

Why? I like it

newcels will think ure a kid
get a good rep in front of upcoming 2025cels

 

[Nickmas]

type shit +rep

 

[lurking truecel]

Just shows how retarded some people here are

 

[not__cel]

Just shows how retarded some people here are

I choose to believe only half of what .org users say because everything could be larp

 

[Klasik616]

Tremendous @asdvek evisceration

 

[not__cel]

Tremendous @asdvek evisceration

Why does he choose to live a life of lies this couldn’t possibly be rewarding unless…..

 

[raduuh]

 

[asdvek]

Caged ngl, when i Said "im 6'3 not 6'4" i meant that azonin says that idk if u were here when he was around but he larped. I addressed that out didnt claim six four myself

 

[Ghoulish]

Caged ngl, when i Said "im 6'3 not 6'4" i meant that azonin says that idk if u were here when he was around but he larped. I addressed that out didnt claim six four myself

Nigga u said u had an 8x5 where tf did the 6 come from

You said 8x5 when pumped btw (gay asf)

 

[asdvek]

Nigga u said u had an 8x5 where tf did the 6 come from

You said 8x5 when pumped btw (gay asf)

Azonin claims 8x5. I never said 8x5.

 

[Ghoulish]

Azonin claims 8x5. I never said 8x5.

You never said 8x6 nigga did ur dick expand?

 

[asdvek]

You never said 8x6 nigga did ur dick expand?

You should get classes on English.

 

[Ghoulish]

You should get classes on English.

Nigga u should get classes to cure ur fucking pathological lying

 

[not__cel]

Caged ngl, when i Said "im 6'3 not 6'4" i meant that azonin says that idk if u were here when he was around but he larped. I addressed that out didnt claim six four myself

what about the other stuff?

Now I understand the height thing since I reread and I agree you’re right