Professional soccer suffers from a fin epidemic

[Soontm]

Did you notice barely any soccer player is balding anymore? Back in the 80s it was the norm all these high t beasts with massive bones and jaws… but bald like the underside of a headgehog. Getting NW3 was a beauty standard back then because all the chads wore it.

But now? They all look more estrogenic and you can see the nw trying to push through but the hair is holding on for it’s dear life.

Look at this mf that guy would be a monk already back in the 80s being in the same category as beckenbauer

he is on such high amount of fin he probably wouldn’t identify as a full male anymore. All this just to keep that little crown lmao

 

[Deleted member 21597]

Nah, it’s because playing sports equals better circulation and blood flow throughout the body which equals less balding.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Nah, it’s because playing sports equals better circulation and blood flow throughout the body which equals less balding.

Statistics?

 

[Soontm]

Nah, it’s because playing sports equals better circulation and blood flow throughout the body which equals less balding.

And how does that explain that back in the 80s every 2nd guy was nw 3

 

[WayneBraaaah]

Did you notice barely any soccer player is balding anymore? Back in the 80s it was the norm all these high t beasts with massive bones and jaws… but bald like the underside of a headgehog. Getting NW3 was a beauty standard back then because all the chads wore it.

But now? They all look more estrogenic and you can see the nw trying to push through but the hair is holding on for it’s dear life.

Look at this mf that guy would be a monk already back in the 80s being in the same category as beckenbauer
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he is on such high amount of fin he probably wouldn’t identify as a full male anymore. All this just to keep that little crown lmao

Stop the cope. Baldness was even more frown upon then it is now.


Brazil WC 1982

Italy WC 1982

West Germany WC 1986

Argentina WC 1986

 

[Soontm]

Stop the cope. Baldness was even more frown upon then it is now.


Brazil WC 1982

Italy WC 1982

West Germany WC 1986

Argentina WC 1986

Strong cover up game. Look how they all grew long hair. Their temples tell you all you need to know. Half of them has at least a nw2

 

[WayneBraaaah]

Strong cover up game. Look how they all grew long hair. Their temples tell you all you need to know. Half of them has at least a nw2

ofc there is cover ups in some cases.
just shows up even more that your theory about NW3 being beauty standard back then is nonsensical.

 

[Deleted member 1140]

they all have wives (apart from some examples like giroud, ramos, ronaldo, etc) who only like them for the money anyways. they probably dont care that their 70% hard limb dick doesnt work wonders on their girls and wives

its the same shit with actors and singers, but theres quite a few who clearly dont tolerate fin and keep quitting it and coming back (bieber, bradley cooper for example). they always look like shit when spotted somewhere but before a movie or concert they magically get better hairlines

 

[Oberyn]

I think it's a banned substance tho.

 

[Giorgio]

Nah, it’s because playing sports equals better circulation and blood flow throughout the body which equals less balding.

not sure if joking lol

 

[JohnDoe]

Stop the cope. Baldness was even more frown upon then it is now.


Brazil WC 1982

Italy WC 1982

West Germany WC 1986

Argentina WC 1986

They didn't have hormones in the food/water, PUFAs and microplastics completely fucking up their endocrine system and hormone balance.