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So I went to a nightclub to slay, and I was wearing 5 inch lifts. I was trying to slay, and I was also squinting really hard. However, I forgot to use @enchanted_elixir eye lightening techniques, so I didn't get any slays. When I was leaving, I saw a foid getting raped by a black guy. My bideltoid width was about 0.034 inches wider than him, so I considered fighting him, despite my huge lifts. My face had a lot of filler so one punch could fuck it up. I thought "brutal BBC pill" and was going to move on with my day, but then I remembered some of the studies posted on here, that said that black penises actually aren't much bigger than any other race. I decided to analyze his penis size, as well as make my decision based off of the looks rating of the foid, and if her hymen broke then or not. As I got closer, I started to study her psl. My pants were really baggy (tails told me prettyboys wear baggy clothes and slay), so my pants were slipping off, especially with my lifts making my posture weird. I wasn't wearing underwear as it made my dick look bigger. As I approached the foid and analyzed her face, my pants dropped, and my cock was near her mouth. I guess she thought I was trying to rape her too and started sucking it. After this, the cops arrived, and noticed the scene. I noticed that one of the cops was black. So to calm the situation down, I said "Yo, do you listen to Juice WLRD??"
After like 5 seconds, he ordered me to shut the fuck up.
I got very scared and prepared to run away. I knew they wouldn't recognize me because I was frauding hard, I was racefrauding, squinting my eyes, jutting my chin, and had a lot of filler in my face. But guys I was really scared that I would die. There were tears in my eyes. I started running away, and the cops chased me. I kid you not, that pursuit lasted 5 whole fucking minutes. Yes 5 minutes. They ran for so fucking long. As they were getting closer, I yelled "Fuck you fatsoes!" and showed them my middle fingers. After that, I managed to easily escape.
I wonder if this was my fault? I was just following @pneumocystosis guides and low inhib stories.
After like 5 seconds, he ordered me to shut the fuck up.
I got very scared and prepared to run away. I knew they wouldn't recognize me because I was frauding hard, I was racefrauding, squinting my eyes, jutting my chin, and had a lot of filler in my face. But guys I was really scared that I would die. There were tears in my eyes. I started running away, and the cops chased me. I kid you not, that pursuit lasted 5 whole fucking minutes. Yes 5 minutes. They ran for so fucking long. As they were getting closer, I yelled "Fuck you fatsoes!" and showed them my middle fingers. After that, I managed to easily escape.
I wonder if this was my fault? I was just following @pneumocystosis guides and low inhib stories.
Tbh I would have done the annoying caps and bolding and italics more like @ReadBooksEveryday and @pneumocystosis do, but I was too lazy. Idk how those niggas bother to do all that.
