PSL IS MAINSTREAM, I got told I had a recessed jawline and maxilla while I was checking out myself in the mirror

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Fuck I am literally shaking as I type this, this happened just 20 minutes ago

I was hungry as fuck so I suggested we go to a restaurant to my friend, we walk for 5 minutes and we arrive just outside of the restaurant. As I was looking at what to order from the list outside, I noticed inside of the restaurant there were David Gandy and Sean O Pry posters, I thought nothing of it, Gandy was quite a famous model and appeared on many ads same with Sean. I go inside with my friend, we pick a table and sit. The waitress comes to our table, asks us what do we want to order. we both order a burger. I pay for my friend, all is good. The waitress leaves and says she will get our order. I start looking around to kill time, I notice some odd things:


I heard someone say "Have you thought about lifting weights? you are low sex appeal and high BF% right now" to a guy, this guy said back to him "I mean no never, why lift when it's all about your face" This fucking shocked me, I looked at that direction so fast my neck hurt and I felt like I snapped it for a second, I made sure I am okay. My friend asked meme "What happened? you good?" I turned back to him, I legit couldn't answer, my tongue wasn't moving when I tried to speak, my vision started getting blurry and I felt my body tempature increase. I had just been cortisol spiked. Fuck. I barely uttered to him "I need to go to bathroom" and I got up and started walking fast towards the bathroom. I got inside, started doing reality checks to make sure I am not dreaming, that it's all real. I splash water onto my face couple times, It's real. Then I check myself in the mirror. check my jawline etc. I remember thinking to myself "I look pretty good" then I suddenly heard a laughter behind me, I turned and looked at him, it was the same guy who said "it's all about your face" he said to me "You don't have a jawline and your maxilla is recessed , this is the most brutal recession I ever seen"

I had anohter cortisol spike. But it wasn't a flight response, It was a fight response. I said back to him "What the fuck did you say you fucking ugly shitskin, say it again if you are a man" and I immediately moved towards him, He looked shocked at my speed and his mouth was about to open but I immediately punched his recessed jaw with all of my force, he got knocked out. I then start kicking his ugly deformed skull with all of my force. Blood pours out from his nose, mouth and ears. I thought to myself "He is fucked for good" and realized I may go to prison. I immediately leave the bathroom and close the door, act like nothing happened. I go to my friends table and he looked concerned "Bro what took you so long, were you jerking off" I said "I am okay but I need to leave right now man" He was confused but said "Alright bro, I'll meet up with you later" I get my stuff and go towards the exit but I hear the waitress behind say "Sir, I just got your order for you, get your incel subhuman ass here" At this point, I was too fucked in the head to get anohter shock or even respond, I just start running towards my house, i get inside my house. I hope for the best nothing will happen to me for what I did to the guy, I was provoked after all

PSL is mainstream. I am dead inside as I am typing this
 
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You can thank Dillon Gaytham and Horseface Psycho for that
 
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tales
 
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@BrutalMogger @asdvek @nathan @Gaygymmaxx @Vermilioncore @baerr
 
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Least obvious larp
 
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Atleast larp well nigga
 
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Ngl he sounds bitter u said hes low sex appeal
 
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.org ogre releases all his pent up anger on a poor curry
 
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Fuck I am literally shaking as I type this, this happened just 20 minutes ago

I was hungry as fuck so I suggested we go to a restaurant to my friend, we walk for 5 minutes and we arrive just outside of the restaurant. As I was looking at what to order from the list outside, I noticed inside of the restaurant there were David Gandy and Sean O Pry posters, I thought nothing of it, Gandy was quite a famous model and appeared on many ads same with Sean. I go inside with my friend, we pick a table and sit. The waitress comes to our table, asks us what do we want to order. we both order a burger. I pay for my friend, all is good. The waitress leaves and says she will get our order. I start looking around to kill time, I notice some odd things:


I heard someone say "Have you thought about lifting weights? you are low sex appeal and high BF% right now" to a guy, this guy said back to him "I mean no never, why lift when it's all about your face" This fucking shocked me, I looked at that direction so fast my neck hurt and I felt like I snapped it for a second, I made sure I am okay. My friend asked meme "What happened? you good?" I turned back to him, I legit couldn't answer, my tongue wasn't moving when I tried to speak, my vision started getting blurry and I felt my body tempature increase. I had just been cortisol spiked. Fuck. I barely uttered to him "I need to go to bathroom" and I got up and started walking fast towards the bathroom. I got inside, started doing reality checks to make sure I am not dreaming, that it's all real. I splash water onto my face couple times, It's real. Then I check myself in the mirror. check my jawline etc. I remember thinking to myself "I look pretty good" then I suddenly heard a laughter behind me, I turned and looked at him, it was the same guy who said "it's all about your face" he said to me "You don't have a jawline and your maxilla is recessed , this is the most brutal recession I ever seen"

I had anohter cortisol spike. But it wasn't a flight response, It was a fight response. I said back to him "What the fuck did you say you fucking ugly shitskin, say it again if you are a man" and I immediately moved towards him, He looked shocked at my speed and his mouth was about to open but I immediately punched his recessed jaw with all of my force, he got knocked out. I then start kicking his ugly deformed skull with all of my force. Blood pours out from his nose, mouth and ears. I thought to myself "He is fucked for good" and realized I may go to prison. I immediately leave the bathroom and close the door, act like nothing happened. I go to my friends table and he looked concerned "Bro what took you so long, were you jerking off" I said "I am okay but I need to leave right now man" He was confused but said "Alright bro, I'll meet up with you later" I get my stuff and go towards the exit but I hear the waitress behind say "Sir, I just got your order for you, get your incel subhuman ass here" At this point, I was too fucked in the head to get anohter shock or even respond, I just start running towards my house, i get inside my house. I hope for the best nothing will happen to me for what I did to the guy, I was provoked after all

PSL is mainstream. I am dead inside as I am typing this
show ballsack or larp
 
Fuck I am literally shaking as I type this, this happened just 20 minutes ago

I was hungry as fuck so I suggested we go to a restaurant to my friend, we walk for 5 minutes and we arrive just outside of the restaurant. As I was looking at what to order from the list outside, I noticed inside of the restaurant there were David Gandy and Sean O Pry posters, I thought nothing of it, Gandy was quite a famous model and appeared on many ads same with Sean. I go inside with my friend, we pick a table and sit. The waitress comes to our table, asks us what do we want to order. we both order a burger. I pay for my friend, all is good. The waitress leaves and says she will get our order. I start looking around to kill time, I notice some odd things:


I heard someone say "Have you thought about lifting weights? you are low sex appeal and high BF% right now" to a guy, this guy said back to him "I mean no never, why lift when it's all about your face" This fucking shocked me, I looked at that direction so fast my neck hurt and I felt like I snapped it for a second, I made sure I am okay. My friend asked meme "What happened? you good?" I turned back to him, I legit couldn't answer, my tongue wasn't moving when I tried to speak, my vision started getting blurry and I felt my body tempature increase. I had just been cortisol spiked. Fuck. I barely uttered to him "I need to go to bathroom" and I got up and started walking fast towards the bathroom. I got inside, started doing reality checks to make sure I am not dreaming, that it's all real. I splash water onto my face couple times, It's real. Then I check myself in the mirror. check my jawline etc. I remember thinking to myself "I look pretty good" then I suddenly heard a laughter behind me, I turned and looked at him, it was the same guy who said "it's all about your face" he said to me "You don't have a jawline and your maxilla is recessed , this is the most brutal recession I ever seen"

I had anohter cortisol spike. But it wasn't a flight response, It was a fight response. I said back to him "What the fuck did you say you fucking ugly shitskin, say it again if you are a man" and I immediately moved towards him, He looked shocked at my speed and his mouth was about to open but I immediately punched his recessed jaw with all of my force, he got knocked out. I then start kicking his ugly deformed skull with all of my force. Blood pours out from his nose, mouth and ears. I thought to myself "He is fucked for good" and realized I may go to prison. I immediately leave the bathroom and close the door, act like nothing happened. I go to my friends table and he looked concerned "Bro what took you so long, were you jerking off" I said "I am okay but I need to leave right now man" He was confused but said "Alright bro, I'll meet up with you later" I get my stuff and go towards the exit but I hear the waitress behind say "Sir, I just got your order for you, get your incel subhuman ass here" At this point, I was too fucked in the head to get anohter shock or even respond, I just start running towards my house, i get inside my house. I hope for the best nothing will happen to me for what I did to the guy, I was provoked after all

PSL is mainstream. I am dead inside as I am typing this
this just happened to me
 
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Fuck I am literally shaking as I type this, this happened just 20 minutes ago

I was hungry as fuck so I suggested we go to a restaurant to my friend, we walk for 5 minutes and we arrive just outside of the restaurant. As I was looking at what to order from the list outside, I noticed inside of the restaurant there were David Gandy and Sean O Pry posters, I thought nothing of it, Gandy was quite a famous model and appeared on many ads same with Sean. I go inside with my friend, we pick a table and sit. The waitress comes to our table, asks us what do we want to order. we both order a burger. I pay for my friend, all is good. The waitress leaves and says she will get our order. I start looking around to kill time, I notice some odd things:


I heard someone say "Have you thought about lifting weights? you are low sex appeal and high BF% right now" to a guy, this guy said back to him "I mean no never, why lift when it's all about your face" This fucking shocked me, I looked at that direction so fast my neck hurt and I felt like I snapped it for a second, I made sure I am okay. My friend asked meme "What happened? you good?" I turned back to him, I legit couldn't answer, my tongue wasn't moving when I tried to speak, my vision started getting blurry and I felt my body tempature increase. I had just been cortisol spiked. Fuck. I barely uttered to him "I need to go to bathroom" and I got up and started walking fast towards the bathroom. I got inside, started doing reality checks to make sure I am not dreaming, that it's all real. I splash water onto my face couple times, It's real. Then I check myself in the mirror. check my jawline etc. I remember thinking to myself "I look pretty good" then I suddenly heard a laughter behind me, I turned and looked at him, it was the same guy who said "it's all about your face" he said to me "You don't have a jawline and your maxilla is recessed , this is the most brutal recession I ever seen"

I had anohter cortisol spike. But it wasn't a flight response, It was a fight response. I said back to him "What the fuck did you say you fucking ugly shitskin, say it again if you are a man" and I immediately moved towards him, He looked shocked at my speed and his mouth was about to open but I immediately punched his recessed jaw with all of my force, he got knocked out. I then start kicking his ugly deformed skull with all of my force. Blood pours out from his nose, mouth and ears. I thought to myself "He is fucked for good" and realized I may go to prison. I immediately leave the bathroom and close the door, act like nothing happened. I go to my friends table and he looked concerned "Bro what took you so long, were you jerking off" I said "I am okay but I need to leave right now man" He was confused but said "Alright bro, I'll meet up with you later" I get my stuff and go towards the exit but I hear the waitress behind say "Sir, I just got your order for you, get your incel subhuman ass here" At this point, I was too fucked in the head to get anohter shock or even respond, I just start running towards my house, i get inside my house. I hope for the best nothing will happen to me for what I did to the guy, I was provoked after all

PSL is mainstream. I am dead inside as I am typing this
Years and years of experience, you can now write your own posts!

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I've never seen any psl gods anywhere outside of this site or youtube lookax edit, have you?
 
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I've never seen any psl gods anywhere outside of this site or youtube lookax edit, have you?
I mean I've seen people with PSL Icon features, but they always have a falio or smth
I haven't seen one of that rarity nah

Check my Chad Tierlist:
7.5 PSL+: (Terra chad, beyond all PSL icons and chads) IRL morph tier, 1/ 250 000 000 - <20 alive
Example: Hernan Drago, Isaac Moreno. Prime Salludon (not even a joke, compare him to others side by side), Hexum

7 PSL+: (PSL icon) Worshipped here, 1/ 25 000 000 - <200 alive
Example: High tier example (7.25+ PSL) = Barrett, De Poot, Alfredo Hernandez De La Cruz, Gandy, Alexander Zanoza, Louis Allen III
Normal example (7+ PSL) = Atesh Salih, Jorge Del Rio, Tyson Ballou, O’ Pry, Meeks, Henry Cavill, Massimo Del Sante

6.75 PSL+: (Giga chad) Once a lifetime you'll see one, 1/ 1 000 000 - <4000 alive
Example: Ian sommerhalder, Francsisco Lachowski, Zach Cox, Jeff Seid, Allesandro Dellisola, Simonas Pham

6.5 PSL+: (High chad) Once every few years you'll see one, 1/ 50 000 - <80000 alive
Example: Saafiir, Kaden Hammond, Colton Haynes, Sam Dezz

6 PSL+: (Chad) Few times a year sighting if you live in a busy city, 1/ 2 000 - <2 000 000 alive
Example: Mid tier chad example (6.25+ PSL) = Zayn Malik, Amnesia, Damian Kater, Alain Delon
Low tier chad example (6+ PSL) = Lorenzo Zurzolo, Alan Ritchson

Btw, APPEAL =/= PSL, so some giga/high chads like Lachowski or Delon may have more appeal than even 7.25 PSL+. Tbh, 7.25 PSL+ have probably less appeal because they look so uncanny and perfect. For example, that Twitch streamer Amouranth thought Salludon had a Gigachad Filter on and "isn't real".

It's too rare.
 
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I mean I've seen people with PSL Icon features, but they always have a falio or smth
I haven't seen one of that rarity nah

Check my Chad Tierlist:


It's too rare.
I mean he saw them on a poster. classic pre-existing icons people psl gods. have you seen them in a magazine, ad or on a poster?
 
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I mean he saw them on a poster. classic pre-existing icons people psl gods. have you seen them in a magazine, ad or on a poster?
Yeah I have seen this really good looking dude once, was High Tier PSL Icon.
The thing is it's more likely to see people who can count as PSL Icons in Posters/ Ads. In fact it might even be "common", because these people are edited/morphed.

It's ofc 1000s of times rarer to see in person
I think any decent morphed Mid Tier Chad can look PSL Icon Tier
 
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Years and years of experience, you can now write your own posts!

Mirin' son

enjoy

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