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Droyd: pacing around a dimly lit lab, holding a syringe filled with glowing raw milk We must revive Chuddy. His raw milk legacy cannot end like this.
King: stoic, clutching his battle-worn soy shield Agreed. Now that we’ve avenged him, it’s time to bring him back. But are you sure about this? The raw milk injection... it’s unstable.
Chuddy’s body: twitches slightly Auuuuuughhhh... bruh, you’re really gonna dig in me like that?
Droyd: grinning maniacally Raw milk injection analysis commencing. His testosterone levels are already off the charts, but we need him stronger.
Chuddy: groaning Agent Droyd, I’m begging you. My bone mass is already dimorphic enough. Don’t give me the injection!
King: steps forward, panicked Droyd, if you go through with this, I’ll have no choice but to call Bill Gate.
Droyd: coldly Don’t care. Fn. jams the syringe into Chuddy’s arm.
Chuddy: writhing on the table Auuuuugh, not the raw milk! You’re digging it in deep!
King: watching in horror If you don’t stop, I’ll— pauses, dramatically —I’ll get him.
Droyd: mocking Who, Bill Gate? That soy-loving clown? He doesn’t scare me.
King: raising his voice No, you fool. Not just Bill Gate. Tweaky Bill Gate.
Suddenly, the lab shakes as Chuddy’s body begins to glow. His bone mass expands, his clavicles stretch impossibly wide, and his skull morphs into the shape of a primal hunter’s. He roars, his voice echoing through the lab.
Chuddy: standing, his muscles bulging My testosterone... I can feel it overflowing! My alien neanderthal bone structure... it's activating!
Droyd: laughing maniacally Yes! Vril mode: activated. Behold, the ultimate milk warrior!
Chuddy: flexing I am unstoppable now. But wait... something’s wrong. I can’t stop drinking the raw milk! It’s—chugs an entire barrel against his will—it’s too potent!
The lab doors burst open, and a figure steps through, glowing faintly with a tofu-like aura. It’s Bill Gate, holding a futuristic soy cannon.
Bill Gate: calm but menacing Droyd, you’ve gone too far. Raw milk injections? Do you know how many FDA violations you’re racking up? We only inject people with soy, tofu, and estrogen around here.
Droyd: scoffs He lacked bone mass. I fixed it.
Bill Gate: aims his soy cannon at Droyd Unforgivable. fires a soy blast
Droyd: dodges and counters with a fent vapor beam HIYA!
Chuddy: blocks the blast with his newly-expanded clavicles You’ll have to go through me first, soy boy.
Bill Gate: narrowing his eyes Fine. You’ve chosen death. presses a button on his wristwatch
10 minutes earlier, in a hidden bunker:
Bill Gate: gritting his teeth If they’re really injecting raw milk, I have no choice. picks up a glowing 60lb crack rock I must eat this to achieve my final form.
Flashback ends as Bill Gate starts to transform, his aura intensifying. He begins tweaking uncontrollably, shaking the ground.
Bill Gate: incoherently screaming I’m tweaking, bro! Y’all gonna die now!
lmk if yall want part 2
King: stoic, clutching his battle-worn soy shield Agreed. Now that we’ve avenged him, it’s time to bring him back. But are you sure about this? The raw milk injection... it’s unstable.
Chuddy’s body: twitches slightly Auuuuuughhhh... bruh, you’re really gonna dig in me like that?
Droyd: grinning maniacally Raw milk injection analysis commencing. His testosterone levels are already off the charts, but we need him stronger.
Chuddy: groaning Agent Droyd, I’m begging you. My bone mass is already dimorphic enough. Don’t give me the injection!
King: steps forward, panicked Droyd, if you go through with this, I’ll have no choice but to call Bill Gate.
Droyd: coldly Don’t care. Fn. jams the syringe into Chuddy’s arm.
Chuddy: writhing on the table Auuuuugh, not the raw milk! You’re digging it in deep!
King: watching in horror If you don’t stop, I’ll— pauses, dramatically —I’ll get him.
Droyd: mocking Who, Bill Gate? That soy-loving clown? He doesn’t scare me.
King: raising his voice No, you fool. Not just Bill Gate. Tweaky Bill Gate.
Suddenly, the lab shakes as Chuddy’s body begins to glow. His bone mass expands, his clavicles stretch impossibly wide, and his skull morphs into the shape of a primal hunter’s. He roars, his voice echoing through the lab.
Chuddy: standing, his muscles bulging My testosterone... I can feel it overflowing! My alien neanderthal bone structure... it's activating!
Droyd: laughing maniacally Yes! Vril mode: activated. Behold, the ultimate milk warrior!
Chuddy: flexing I am unstoppable now. But wait... something’s wrong. I can’t stop drinking the raw milk! It’s—chugs an entire barrel against his will—it’s too potent!
The lab doors burst open, and a figure steps through, glowing faintly with a tofu-like aura. It’s Bill Gate, holding a futuristic soy cannon.
Bill Gate: calm but menacing Droyd, you’ve gone too far. Raw milk injections? Do you know how many FDA violations you’re racking up? We only inject people with soy, tofu, and estrogen around here.
Droyd: scoffs He lacked bone mass. I fixed it.
Bill Gate: aims his soy cannon at Droyd Unforgivable. fires a soy blast
Droyd: dodges and counters with a fent vapor beam HIYA!
Chuddy: blocks the blast with his newly-expanded clavicles You’ll have to go through me first, soy boy.
Bill Gate: narrowing his eyes Fine. You’ve chosen death. presses a button on his wristwatch
10 minutes earlier, in a hidden bunker:
Bill Gate: gritting his teeth If they’re really injecting raw milk, I have no choice. picks up a glowing 60lb crack rock I must eat this to achieve my final form.
Flashback ends as Bill Gate starts to transform, his aura intensifying. He begins tweaking uncontrollably, shaking the ground.
Bill Gate: incoherently screaming I’m tweaking, bro! Y’all gonna die now!
lmk if yall want part 2
