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Bill Gate: tweaking uncontrollably, crack rock dust coating his lips You fools don’t understand! The power of soy and tofu is limitless. I’m about to show you why Propylon never stood a chance against me!
Droyd: adjusting his arm cannon, glowing with fent energy Yeah, yeah, keep tweaking, soy boy. grins Time for me to hit you with the Fent Barrage!
Droyd’s fent blasters light up, releasing a torrent of neon vapor straight at Bill Gate. The cloud engulfs him, filling the room with a strange chemical fog.
King: ducking behind cover Are you crazy, Droyd? That’s too much fent! You’re gonna take us all out!
Droyd: laughing, slapping his chest Nah, King, this is what I do! Fent blasters are my specialty.
Chuddy: still glowing with primal milk energy Y’all gotta stop. Bill Gate’s not even human anymore—look at him!
As the fent smoke clears, Bill Gate’s body has mutated. His muscles bulge unnaturally, and his skin glows faintly green. His soy cannon has fused with his arm, transforming it into a massive weapon.
Bill Gate: voice distorted You thought a little fent could stop me? I’ve been microdosing soy and estrogen for years. Now, I’m unstoppable!
Droyd: stepping forward confidently Unstoppable? Nah, bro, you just asked for the deluxe package. charges his fent blasters for another shot
Bill Gate: smirking Go ahead. Waste your energy. The NegroInterface technology in you is impressive, Droyd, but you’re not ready for what I’ve become.
Chuddy: realizing something Wait... did he just say "NegroInterface"? Droyd, what is he talking about?
Droyd: hesitating for a moment Uh... yeah, about that. Turns out Propylon built me with some next-level tech, and let’s just say... it’s got a unique name.
King: panicking Unique name? Bro, focus! He’s about to soy-blast us into next week!
Bill Gate: aiming his fused soy cannon Goodbye, fools. The era of raw milk ends here. fires a colossal beam of glowing soy energy straight at Droyd.
Droyd stands his ground, his fent blasters charging to maximum capacity. The air crackles as the two attacks collide in a blinding explosion, shaking the lab to its foundation.
Chuddy: shielding his eyes What the hell is going on?
As the smoke clears, Droyd emerges, his armor battered but his grin intact.
Droyd: smirking Told you. Fent wins every time.
Bill Gate: on his knees, struggling to stand You... you think this is over? You can’t stop what’s coming. The Soy Alliance will avenge me!
King: stepping forward, still wary Soy Alliance? What’s he talking about?
Droyd: shrugs, aiming his fent blasters again Don’t know, don’t care. Let me handle this clown.
Chuddy: holding Droyd back Wait! If there’s an alliance, we need answers. Droyd, stand down.
Droyd: reluctantly lowering his arm Fine. But if he starts talking tofu again, he’s getting the full fent special.
Bill Gate: coughing, glaring at them You think you’ve won? The Propylon experiment was just the beginning. The Soy Alliance... they’ve already infiltrated your ranks.
Chuddy: narrowing his eyes What do you mean?
Bill Gate: smirking weakly The raw milk you love so much? It’s been compromised.
Everyone freezes. The room is silent except for the faint hum of Droyd’s blasters powering down.
King: shaking his head No... that’s not possible.
Droyd: suddenly furious You better start talking, Bill. Or so help me, I’ll—
Bill Gate: interrupting It’s too late. The Soy Alliance has already made their move.
lmk for part 3
Droyd: adjusting his arm cannon, glowing with fent energy Yeah, yeah, keep tweaking, soy boy. grins Time for me to hit you with the Fent Barrage!
Droyd’s fent blasters light up, releasing a torrent of neon vapor straight at Bill Gate. The cloud engulfs him, filling the room with a strange chemical fog.
King: ducking behind cover Are you crazy, Droyd? That’s too much fent! You’re gonna take us all out!
Droyd: laughing, slapping his chest Nah, King, this is what I do! Fent blasters are my specialty.
Chuddy: still glowing with primal milk energy Y’all gotta stop. Bill Gate’s not even human anymore—look at him!
As the fent smoke clears, Bill Gate’s body has mutated. His muscles bulge unnaturally, and his skin glows faintly green. His soy cannon has fused with his arm, transforming it into a massive weapon.
Bill Gate: voice distorted You thought a little fent could stop me? I’ve been microdosing soy and estrogen for years. Now, I’m unstoppable!
Droyd: stepping forward confidently Unstoppable? Nah, bro, you just asked for the deluxe package. charges his fent blasters for another shot
Bill Gate: smirking Go ahead. Waste your energy. The NegroInterface technology in you is impressive, Droyd, but you’re not ready for what I’ve become.
Chuddy: realizing something Wait... did he just say "NegroInterface"? Droyd, what is he talking about?
Droyd: hesitating for a moment Uh... yeah, about that. Turns out Propylon built me with some next-level tech, and let’s just say... it’s got a unique name.
King: panicking Unique name? Bro, focus! He’s about to soy-blast us into next week!
Bill Gate: aiming his fused soy cannon Goodbye, fools. The era of raw milk ends here. fires a colossal beam of glowing soy energy straight at Droyd.
Droyd stands his ground, his fent blasters charging to maximum capacity. The air crackles as the two attacks collide in a blinding explosion, shaking the lab to its foundation.
Chuddy: shielding his eyes What the hell is going on?
As the smoke clears, Droyd emerges, his armor battered but his grin intact.
Droyd: smirking Told you. Fent wins every time.
Bill Gate: on his knees, struggling to stand You... you think this is over? You can’t stop what’s coming. The Soy Alliance will avenge me!
King: stepping forward, still wary Soy Alliance? What’s he talking about?
Droyd: shrugs, aiming his fent blasters again Don’t know, don’t care. Let me handle this clown.
Chuddy: holding Droyd back Wait! If there’s an alliance, we need answers. Droyd, stand down.
Droyd: reluctantly lowering his arm Fine. But if he starts talking tofu again, he’s getting the full fent special.
Bill Gate: coughing, glaring at them You think you’ve won? The Propylon experiment was just the beginning. The Soy Alliance... they’ve already infiltrated your ranks.
Chuddy: narrowing his eyes What do you mean?
Bill Gate: smirking weakly The raw milk you love so much? It’s been compromised.
Everyone freezes. The room is silent except for the faint hum of Droyd’s blasters powering down.
King: shaking his head No... that’s not possible.
Droyd: suddenly furious You better start talking, Bill. Or so help me, I’ll—
Bill Gate: interrupting It’s too late. The Soy Alliance has already made their move.
lmk for part 3
