pussy is the dlc package some of us will never get

[Vermilioncore]

Life is a game. Pussy is the DLC. But, it’s not behind a paywall, it’s behind a credentials system. If you don’t have the credentials, you can’t get the DLC. Also, the credentials are something you have out of luck — you can’t buy them or work toward them.

If you don’t have what it takes, you won’t get pussy. Simple as that.

 

[boxface34]

Pussy is what you have naturally, but this world is dysfunctionnal, your body is dysfunctionnal, so is your face

 

[asdvek]

And, yes. You can buy it, like buying a DLC on steam.

 

[Vermilioncore]

And, yes. You can buy it, like buying a DLC on steam.

True but it won’t feel the same because you know other guys got it for free

 

[asdvek]

True but it won’t feel the same because you know other guys got it for free

Yes, their friends gifted them the DLC, and that friend is God.

 

[Deleted member 25198]

technically you can crack it but then the authorities...

 

[shia.jihadist]

no its part of the main questline its just some of us will never reach the level that unlocks that quest no matter how much we grind

 

[futureashtray]

Life is a game. Pussy is the DLC. But, it’s not behind a paywall, it’s behind a credentials system. If you don’t have the credentials, you can’t get the DLC. Also, the credentials are something you have out of luck — you can’t buy them or work toward them.

If you don’t have what it takes, you won’t get pussy. Simple as that.

I can just buy the dlc tho rite?