Put a firework in my asshole got 3rd degree burns

[imjustabebeh]

Yesterday me and my friends were celebrating nye and we started talking about the fireworks we bought

One of my friends said that one of us should put a firework in our asshole and lite it because it seemed fun

I was concerned about doing it but it seemed pretty funny and I didn’t think anything that bad could happen, we decided who would do it based on who rolled the highest number of dice

I got the highest number so I had to do it, we were very drunk and we were waiting till it was about midnight to lite it

It was like 00.30 am when we went outside to do it, it was dark cold and full of snow outside and a lot of fireworks were in the sky

I was laying on my stomach in the snow and pulled down my pants until my ass was out, my friends put the firework in my asshole, lit it and ran away to the rest of my friends

The string he lit was fucking burning my ass but it didn’t matter that much, when the firework was about to go up and explode it felt so painful

When it exploded I felt my ass hurt so bad and I immediately turned my ass to the snow to cool it off but it just kept hurting

My friends came running to me and I told them to call an ambulance because I felt like my ass was going to melt off

I had to lie down on my stomach because I could not on my back, the pain started hurting more and more by time

I fainted because of the pain in the ambulance, I woke up in severe pain at 2 am and got told I had 3rd degree burns on my ass

Don’t recommend doing stupid shit while drunk
Won’t be posting much since I’m in the hospital with so much pain

 

[SoundnVision]

Alr

 

[ElliotRodgerFan]

Yesterday me and my friends were celebrating nye and we started talking about the fireworks we bought

One of my friends said that one of us should put a firework in our asshole and lite it because it seemed fun

I was concerned about doing it but it seemed pretty funny and I didn’t think anything that bad could happen, we decided who would do it based on who rolled the highest number of dice

I got the highest number so I had to do it, we were very drunk and we were waiting till it was about midnight to lite it

It was like 00.30 am when we went outside to do it, it was dark cold and full of snow outside and a lot of fireworks were in the sky

I was laying on my stomach in the snow and pulled down my pants until my ass was out, my friends put the firework in my asshole, lit it and ran away to the rest of my friends

The string he lit was fucking burning my ass but it didn’t matter that much, when the firework was about to go up and explode it felt so painful

When it exploded I felt my ass hurt so bad and I immediately turned my ass to the snow to cool it off but it just kept hurting

My friends came running to me and I told them to call an ambulance because I felt like my ass was going to melt off

I had to lie down on my stomach because I could not on my back, the pain started hurting more and more by time

I fainted because of the pain in the ambulance, I woke up in severe pain at 2 am and got told I had 3rd degree burns on my ass

Don’t recommend doing stupid shit while drunk
Won’t be posting much since I’m in the hospital with so much pain

 

[chillLJ1]

Yesterday me and my friends were celebrating nye and we started talking about the fireworks we bought

One of my friends said that one of us should put a firework in our asshole and lite it because it seemed fun

I was concerned about doing it but it seemed pretty funny and I didn’t think anything that bad could happen, we decided who would do it based on who rolled the highest number of dice

I got the highest number so I had to do it, we were very drunk and we were waiting till it was about midnight to lite it

It was like 00.30 am when we went outside to do it, it was dark cold and full of snow outside and a lot of fireworks were in the sky

I was laying on my stomach in the snow and pulled down my pants until my ass was out, my friends put the firework in my asshole, lit it and ran away to the rest of my friends

The string he lit was fucking burning my ass but it didn’t matter that much, when the firework was about to go up and explode it felt so painful

When it exploded I felt my ass hurt so bad and I immediately turned my ass to the snow to cool it off but it just kept hurting

My friends came running to me and I told them to call an ambulance because I felt like my ass was going to melt off

I had to lie down on my stomach because I could not on my back, the pain started hurting more and more by time

I fainted because of the pain in the ambulance, I woke up in severe pain at 2 am and got told I had 3rd degree burns on my ass

Don’t recommend doing stupid shit while drunk
Won’t be posting much since I’m in the hospital with so much pain

Damn how will u poop

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

Tales from the slums of Mumbai (actually plausible if you live in Mumbai)

 

[qxdr]

did you relax your anus before it took off?

maybe that’s why