Put your penis in a blender

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Think about it, you’ll be one of few people to say that they have fucked a blender, you didn’t even have to turn it on! (But if you do that’s just extra points!)

All I’m saying.. is that if you listen to those people who try and limit you! Prevent you from living your life to the fullest, the people who say not to put your penis in a blender, if you listen to them you are just gatekeeping the experience from you, I wouldn’t even doubt if they actually do it themselves..

It’s the biggest flex, I can think of every logical reason to put your penis in a blender and no real reason not too!

Unless you don’t own a blender but even then.. go buy one, and put your penis in it.
 
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aight bro
 
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Put your dik in a blender
 
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Think about it, you’ll be one of few people to say that they have fucked a blender, you didn’t even have to turn it on! (But if you do that’s just extra points!)

All I’m saying.. is that if you listen to those people who try and limit you! Prevent you from living your life to the fullest, the people who say not to put your penis in a blender, if you listen to them you are just gatekeeping the experience from you, I wouldn’t even doubt if they actually do it themselves..

It’s the biggest flex, I can think of every logical reason to put your penis in a blender and no real reason not too!

Unless you don’t own a blender but even then.. go buy one, and put your penis in it.
how about you put YOUR penis in a blenda and turn it on. huh?>
 
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Think about it, you’ll be one of few people to say that they have fucked a blender, you didn’t even have to turn it on! (But if you do that’s just extra points!)

All I’m saying.. is that if you listen to those people who try and limit you! Prevent you from living your life to the fullest, the people who say not to put your penis in a blender, if you listen to them you are just gatekeeping the experience from you, I wouldn’t even doubt if they actually do it themselves..

It’s the biggest flex, I can think of every logical reason to put your penis in a blender and no real reason not too!

Unless you don’t own a blender but even then.. go buy one, and put your penis in it.
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