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[FIELD REPORT] I pulled a pornstar in 15 minutes.
Stats:
Age: 28
Race: Eastern Asian
Height: 5'7
Location: Las Vegas
Preface: I thought pulling the actress was the highlight of my month but nope, shit just keeps getting more wild. And I know all the nonbelievers are gonna hate. I dont blame yall. This shit is pretty unbelievable even to me, but that's just the beauty of game. Game opens you to opportunities and experiences that you formerly thought were impossible. 9 months ago, I would never have thought I could pull a pornstar from a bar, yet here I am today writing about it.
It's Thursday night, I Just got out of work, and went straight to the club. I have work on Friday again so I wasn't gonna run it too hard. Just get some reps in and go home pretty much. I wasn't thirsting hard either because I pulled a new girl from a date on Tuesday which I still have to write a FR about but I gotta talk about this pornstar pull first. So I spent 2 hours at the club and it was a bust. I probably opened 15 sets with nothing sticking. Not even a make out and I usually at least make out with a girl. Oh well. I called it a night after 2 hours. Left the club at 2am and was discontent with my results for the night. So I pushed myself to open one final set because leaving. I see these 2 girls sitting at the bar in the casino so I approach.
Set:
1. I approached her from the side since she was sitting at the bar. Let's call her Ashley. I open with a cold read on location. She laughs. They usually laugh. I make cold reads and teasing statements. I dont recall the exact topics anymore but at one point she said she love asians. I thought she was white but apparently she's hispanic. One of those light skin hispanics. When she said she loves asian guys, I knew exactly how to sexualized this conversation. I said something like asian guys are hairless which means my skin is hella smooth (which it is, im smooth as fuck). And that sleeping with me is like fucking a dolphin lmao. It's a joke I got from comedian Ali Wong. Ashley laughs and I've successfully sexualized the conversation.
She actually compliments me alot and Im like ok this girl is down. So I escalate incrementally until our face are super close and the eye contact is strong. I gently grab her neck/lower jaw to pull her closer to make out. Now we're making out in the bright ass casino bar. I'm 5-10 minutes into this set. These two older white dudes were staring at me. They must have thought I was a magician lmao.
Her friend enters the set and I introduce myself. I made hyperbolic statements about Ashely and I to the friend such as how Ashely and I would make beautiful babies. This is just more verbal escalation. Her friend laughs and then went back to gambling on the machine. At this point, I propose that we get a drink elsewhere. Ashely responds with something along the lines of "idk but I gotta go to the restroom, come with me!". I'm like hell yeah LETS GO. I lead her to the restroom and wait outside. She comes out and we make out a bit more. I tell her, hey let's go drink wine at my place. She agrees. She tells me something along the lines of "omg my friends gonna be so mad at me but whatever". At this point, I met her 15 minutes ago and I'm already pulling. Definitely my fastest pull yet.
I take her back to my place and yall know how it goesAfterwards, we had some pillow talk and that's when I found out she's a pornstar. And for those wondering, the answer is yes. Sex with a pornstar is exactly how you imagine it to be. I definitely pulled her, but I didn't fuck her. She fucked me. Lmao. I usually don't like to go in raunchy details but she definitely belongs to the busty category on pornhub.
Key Take Aways:
- Did I get lucky with Ashely? Some would say yes. But remember, I spent 2 hours at the night club without any success. I didn't have any high expectation with this set but decided to run it one last time before the night ends and it paid off. The point is, you just gotta approach. You might be just her type but you'll never find out unless you introduce yourself to her. Ashely actually told me that she noticed me walking into the casino at the beginning of the night. But of course she didn't approach me, she's a hot girl. So if you don't approach, youre severely handicapping yourself.
- Watch stand up comedians. I swear, whenever I get into the comfort phase of talking to a girl, I use so many comedian's joke. At the club, I don't really use comedians jokes because it's such a loud and chaotic environment. But once we're outside of the club and I'm trying to build comfort, I'll use jokes by comedians.
- A good verbal technique that I use is hyperbolic statements. You say shit that's so wild/crazy that the only way to take it is as a joke. For example, the "her and I would have beautiful babies" line. It's a hyperbolic statement. Like I just met this girl and I'm talking about babies. Of course I'm kidding. It's good because it's an easy way to sexualize the conversation in a joking way.
NIGGA HOW IS “PULLING” A PORNSTAR SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF
JFL AT THIS
WHAT IS THIS HEINOUS COPE???
IT’S OVER WHY DO THESE CUCK REDDITORS HAVE TO BE PART OF MY OWN RACE
