soapbubble
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That's probably their opener in the infinitesimally small chance they get a date.
Woman: "Hi, were you waiting here long?"
Imbecel: "Oh. You have unideal body fat, prey eyes, and poor skin quality."
Woman: "...I'm sorry?"
Basement cretin: "Those qualities are that of an estrogenmaxxed soylite. Very much not ideal. Negative canthal tilt too."
Woman: "I... don't understand. Are these video game terms? Your profile said you love video games."
Semi sentient, racist, sexist piece of garbage: "Well, at least you're squinting to fraud, and are wearing makeup to hide your poor lips and coloring."
Woman: (slowly backs away)

