r/Tall vs r/Short problems

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Holy shit I hate Redditors so much

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Bonus meme

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How is that a problem for the tall nigga?
 
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It just so happens my bf is 6’3 and I’m 4’9 btw teehee :feelswhat:
 
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reading reddit comments genuinely raised my cortisol.

"Just go to therapy and work out in the gym bro!" "Just be more confident"
 
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2017 discourse
 
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It’s humble bragging from tall faggots. Same with the big dick problems subreddit.
Wow they got a sub for anything. Well a overly big dick might be a problem tho
 
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I hate heightism. I went outside with this 5-5,1ft girl a couple of times and she was very much into me. She was kinda cute also, but i just couldnt stop thinking about how short our kids might be if i married her.

Ive seen the brutal effects of heightism and wont curse my kids with that.
 
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I hate heightism. I went outside with this 5-5,1ft girl a couple of times and she was very much into me. She was kinda cute also, but i just couldnt stop thinking about how short our kids might be if i married her.

Ive seen the brutal effects of heightism and wont curse my kids with that.

Same. Im 6’0 and my minimum height for a wife is 5’6.
 
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Same. Im 6’0 and my minimum height for a wife is 5’6.
The thing is im only 5,9, so theres a high chance the our kids wouldve been like 5,6 max. If i wouldve been gigalucky then maybe 5,7-5,9.

Althoug i dont feel short at 5,9, i wouldnt be able to enjoy even a remotely similar life if i was 5,7 or shorter. I wont fuck up my kids future just because i liked a short girl.

In a another universe i would marry this girl tho. She was a mulatto and had cute long curls. Shes still trying to snap me and im ghosting her, but it hurts my heart.

But i would feel eternally sorry for my son if he wouldve gotten stuck at 5,4.
 
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