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Ok so you might be asking yourself
"WHAT IN THE DOGFUCK IS RACCONMAXXING?"

I AM HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU
I'm sure this post will be met with some skepticism but this is the basics

  1. You must be not dog ugly (sorry)
  2. Messy/scrappy darkish (preferrably wavy) hair
  3. Thick/messy eyebrows
  4. Puffy/Under eye circles
  5. Pale/light skin (can apply to lighter skinned ethniks as well, ova if you're full on brown though)
  6. Preferabbly pretty boy features
EXAMPLES:
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NOTE: EYEBAGS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:

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(sort of shit example)
and not like this
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BASICALLY, THE FLATTER THE CIRCLES THE BETTER


AND FOR "MUH NO IRL INTEREST" "MUH PSL"

COPE
COPE
COPE
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LOOK AT THIS EYEBAGGED ASS NIGGA AND HIS GIGASTACY GF

AND LOOK AT THE COMPARISON OF WITH AND WITHOUT EYEBAGS
FROM BADBOY-PRETTYBOY MIX
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TO BABYFACED CUCK
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inb4 "muh girls dont like this feature"
WRONG
Girls don't like it on themselves, it's a masc feature.
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Just read this chicks blog post.
I also did a test of myself and pics that I posted in which I looked more racconmaxxed got more likes from girls

So, you might be asking yourself (or might not)
HOW CAN I RACCONMAXX?
Well the answer is simple
  1. Most eye circles that actually look good are genetic. The irish, slavic, and meds have a higher likelyhood of getting them in my experience. You could try to get them through lack of sleep, however it would most likely just look like the shitty puffy kind.
  2. Fuss your hair, put ono two layers when dressing (it matches the aesthetic of the face as well as the two layers messing up your hair a little bit without looking
  3. Grow out your eyebrows, use minox if you have sparse eyebrows (LENGTH SHOULD BE LONG TO THE SIDES FACING YOUR TEMPLES, AND A BIT LONG ABOVE THE NOSE BUT NO UNIBROW, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH)
  4. Darken/dye your hair if you feel the need.
  5. Wear clothes that seem second hand, adds to the boy next door/ bad boy vibe
THANKS FOR READING AND MAKE SURE TO LMK YOUR THOUGHTS
I CAN SEND PICS OF THE SHIT I POSTED IN PMS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AS WELL

PEACE
 
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This only works when you have other top tier features to counteract failos. And none of those people are going to age well.
 
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Just stop
 
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im already raccoonmaxxed
 
Niggers
 
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But does it work for Blackcels?

Post multi-ethno examples.
 
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But does it work for Blackcels?

Post multi-ethno examples.
This shit only works for whites/East Asians/latins.

dark circles just make Nigcels look scary, not brooding/stoic.

I have low set brows with dark under eyes, giving me a deranged look.
People call me a serial killer and assume that I’m always grumpy.

I accidentally activate people’s fight or flight response when I look at them.

Dark circles suck for blacks.
 
This only works when you have other top tier features to counteract failos. And none of those people are going to age well.
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Does he have top tier features?
 
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man i live for threads like this jfl, unfortunately this applies mostly to cold climate locations and not subhuman tropical ones
 
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lets fucking go

now i dont have to waste half of my salary in volufiline
 
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This shit only works for whites/East Asians/latins.

dark circles just make Nigcels look scary, not brooding/stoic.

I have low set brows with dark under eyes, giving me a deranged look.
People call me a serial killer and assume that I’m always grumpy.

I accidentally activate people’s fight or flight response when I look at them.

Dark circles suck for blacks.
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use to hate my flat circles in certain lighting, thanks for new cope to add to my toolkit
 
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only works if you already got other halos (meaning ur already gl). and this comes from recessed infraorbitals. im a recessed dog and i have these.
 
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also notice all the examples in OP are the prettyboy variety. it adds a bit of low trust to a high trust look. if ur ugly and ogre you'll just look like a serial killer.
 
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also notice all the examples in OP are the prettyboy variety. it adds a bit of low trust to a high trust look. if ur ugly and ogre you'll just look like a serial killer.
That's what I was saying. It's good for prettyboy base, and it adds badboy appeal.
 
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Nigga you're gl wtf r you doing on this forum
I’m on my last level of softmaxx hollowcheekmaxxing and eyelid pulling. Next stops Rhino - Hgh cycle and Phallo for a W penis if my shit ain’t fat by 21
 
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I’m on my last level of softmaxx hollowcheekmaxxing and eyelid pulling. Next stops Rhino - Hgh cycle and Phallo for a W penis if my shit ain’t fat by 21

Mad Get Out GIF by Get Out Movie
 
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Nigga you're gl wtf r you doing on this forum
his lower third carries him so hard, would be a slayer with rhino and a few eye surgeries
 
Dark under eye can be a halo if you can't recognize this you're a stupid incel

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Works pretty good on blacks too, Lester is the raccoonmaxxing kang
Obviously he is carried by his drawfism and microcephaly halo
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I have almost all these only probelm is i live in a third world
 
your gonna age like a racoon too
 
Ok so you might be asking yourself
"WHAT IN THE DOGFUCK IS RACCONMAXXING?"

I AM HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU
I'm sure this post will be met with some skepticism but this is the basics

  1. You must be not dog ugly (sorry)
  2. Messy/scrappy darkish (preferrably wavy) hair
  3. Thick/messy eyebrows
  4. Puffy/Under eye circles
  5. Pale/light skin (can apply to lighter skinned ethniks as well, ova if you're full on brown though)
  6. Preferabbly pretty boy features
EXAMPLES:
View attachment 2237745View attachment 2237751View attachment 2237752
View attachment 2237758View attachment 2237765View attachment 2237774

NOTE: EYEBAGS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:

View attachment 2237767(sort of shit example)
and not like this
View attachment 2237768
BASICALLY, THE FLATTER THE CIRCLES THE BETTER


AND FOR "MUH NO IRL INTEREST" "MUH PSL"

COPE
COPE
COPE
View attachment 2237771

LOOK AT THIS EYEBAGGED ASS NIGGA AND HIS GIGASTACY GF

AND LOOK AT THE COMPARISON OF WITH AND WITHOUT EYEBAGS
FROM BADBOY-PRETTYBOY MIX
View attachment 2237775
TO BABYFACED CUCK
View attachment 2237777

inb4 "muh girls dont like this feature"
WRONG
Girls don't like it on themselves, it's a masc feature.
View attachment 2237778
Just read this chicks blog post.
I also did a test of myself and pics that I posted in which I looked more racconmaxxed got more likes from girls

So, you might be asking yourself (or might not)
HOW CAN I RACCONMAXX?
Well the answer is simple
  1. Most eye circles that actually look good are genetic. The irish, slavic, and meds have a higher likelyhood of getting them in my experience. You could try to get them through lack of sleep, however it would most likely just look like the shitty puffy kind.
  2. Fuss your hair, put ono two layers when dressing (it matches the aesthetic of the face as well as the two layers messing up your hair a little bit without looking
  3. Grow out your eyebrows, use minox if you have sparse eyebrows (LENGTH SHOULD BE LONG TO THE SIDES FACING YOUR TEMPLES, AND A BIT LONG ABOVE THE NOSE BUT NO UNIBROW, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH)
  4. Darken/dye your hair if you feel the need.
  5. Wear clothes that seem second hand, adds to the boy next door/ bad boy vibe
THANKS FOR READING AND MAKE SURE TO LMK YOUR THOUGHTS
I CAN SEND PICS OF THE SHIT I POSTED IN PMS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AS WELL

PEACE
Best cope I've seen tbf
 
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Cope. They would all look better without the dark undereyes and eyebags
 
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I also did a test of myself and pics that I posted in which I looked more racconmaxxed got more likes from girls
Did you post? Was it a tinder experiment? Describe this part more please
 
Did you post? Was it a tinder experiment? Describe this part more please
No, my own self on Instagram. Somebody should do a tinder experiment with the guy with/without dark circles that I provided though.
 
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under eyes just look hollow not even dark, which failo me and makes my lower eyelids look worse, but I can see how it could be a halo to prettyboys
 
its cope for subhumans, that light triad cuck-faced lanklet is only with that "gigastacy" (she's not a gigastacy, shes a high tier becky) because all that matters is deep voice and big dick that's all that matters, deep voice and big dick.. and if you don't have those 2 its over.
 

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its cope for subhumans, that light triad cuck-faced lanklet is only with that "gigastacy" (she's not a gigastacy, shes a high tier becky) because all that matters is deep voice and big dick that's all that matters, deep voice and big dick.. and if you don't have those 2 its over.
Cope. He's normal if not high pitched. And horrible dogshit graycel post, learn your place before you speak to higher-up officials.
 
This is me
Despite being LTN I am racoonmaxxed and pull htb’s
 
Cope. He's normal if not high pitched. And horrible dogshit graycel post, learn your place before you speak to higher-up officials.
? shut the fuck up you've been here for 6 months incel ur not a higher-up or official you JUST postmaxxed to 500 like the guy below you with 2k posts yet he joined in march, lose the false sense of superiority you're just as cucked as i am in rankings LOL
 
Ok so you might be asking yourself
"WHAT IN THE DOGFUCK IS RACCONMAXXING?"

I AM HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU
I'm sure this post will be met with some skepticism but this is the basics

  1. You must be not dog ugly (sorry)
  2. Messy/scrappy darkish (preferrably wavy) hair
  3. Thick/messy eyebrows
  4. Puffy/Under eye circles
  5. Pale/light skin (can apply to lighter skinned ethniks as well, ova if you're full on brown though)
  6. Preferabbly pretty boy features
EXAMPLES:
View attachment 2237745View attachment 2237751View attachment 2237752
View attachment 2237758View attachment 2237765View attachment 2237774

NOTE: EYEBAGS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:

View attachment 2237767(sort of shit example)
and not like this
View attachment 2237768
BASICALLY, THE FLATTER THE CIRCLES THE BETTER


AND FOR "MUH NO IRL INTEREST" "MUH PSL"

COPE
COPE
COPE
View attachment 2237771

LOOK AT THIS EYEBAGGED ASS NIGGA AND HIS GIGASTACY GF

AND LOOK AT THE COMPARISON OF WITH AND WITHOUT EYEBAGS
FROM BADBOY-PRETTYBOY MIX
View attachment 2237775
TO BABYFACED CUCK
View attachment 2237777

inb4 "muh girls dont like this feature"
WRONG
Girls don't like it on themselves, it's a masc feature.
View attachment 2237778
Just read this chicks blog post.
I also did a test of myself and pics that I posted in which I looked more racconmaxxed got more likes from girls

So, you might be asking yourself (or might not)
HOW CAN I RACCONMAXX?
Well the answer is simple
  1. Most eye circles that actually look good are genetic. The irish, slavic, and meds have a higher likelyhood of getting them in my experience. You could try to get them through lack of sleep, however it would most likely just look like the shitty puffy kind.
  2. Fuss your hair, put ono two layers when dressing (it matches the aesthetic of the face as well as the two layers messing up your hair a little bit without looking
  3. Grow out your eyebrows, use minox if you have sparse eyebrows (LENGTH SHOULD BE LONG TO THE SIDES FACING YOUR TEMPLES, AND A BIT LONG ABOVE THE NOSE BUT NO UNIBROW, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH)
  4. Darken/dye your hair if you feel the need.
  5. Wear clothes that seem second hand, adds to the boy next door/ bad boy vibe
THANKS FOR READING AND MAKE SURE TO LMK YOUR THOUGHTS
I CAN SEND PICS OF THE SHIT I POSTED IN PMS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AS WELL

PEACE
Im a racoon n get no pussy all U can doo is keep being a sneaky fuck
 
? shut the fuck up you've been here for 6 months incel ur not a higher-up or official you JUST postmaxxed to 500 like the guy below you with 2k posts yet he joined in march, lose the false sense of superiority you're just as cucked as i am in rankings LOL
Joined Jun 18, 2023
 
Ok so you might be asking yourself
"WHAT IN THE DOGFUCK IS RACCONMAXXING?"

I AM HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU
I'm sure this post will be met with some skepticism but this is the basics

  1. You must be not dog ugly (sorry)
  2. Messy/scrappy darkish (preferrably wavy) hair
  3. Thick/messy eyebrows
  4. Puffy/Under eye circles
  5. Pale/light skin (can apply to lighter skinned ethniks as well, ova if you're full on brown though)
  6. Preferabbly pretty boy features
EXAMPLES:
View attachment 2237745View attachment 2237751View attachment 2237752
View attachment 2237758View attachment 2237765View attachment 2237774

NOTE: EYEBAGS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:

View attachment 2237767(sort of shit example)
and not like this
View attachment 2237768
BASICALLY, THE FLATTER THE CIRCLES THE BETTER


AND FOR "MUH NO IRL INTEREST" "MUH PSL"

COPE
COPE
COPE
View attachment 2237771

LOOK AT THIS EYEBAGGED ASS NIGGA AND HIS GIGASTACY GF

AND LOOK AT THE COMPARISON OF WITH AND WITHOUT EYEBAGS
FROM BADBOY-PRETTYBOY MIX
View attachment 2237775
TO BABYFACED CUCK
View attachment 2237777

inb4 "muh girls dont like this feature"
WRONG
Girls don't like it on themselves, it's a masc feature.
View attachment 2237778
Just read this chicks blog post.
I also did a test of myself and pics that I posted in which I looked more racconmaxxed got more likes from girls

So, you might be asking yourself (or might not)
HOW CAN I RACCONMAXX?
Well the answer is simple
  1. Most eye circles that actually look good are genetic. The irish, slavic, and meds have a higher likelyhood of getting them in my experience. You could try to get them through lack of sleep, however it would most likely just look like the shitty puffy kind.
  2. Fuss your hair, put ono two layers when dressing (it matches the aesthetic of the face as well as the two layers messing up your hair a little bit without looking
  3. Grow out your eyebrows, use minox if you have sparse eyebrows (LENGTH SHOULD BE LONG TO THE SIDES FACING YOUR TEMPLES, AND A BIT LONG ABOVE THE NOSE BUT NO UNIBROW, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH)
  4. Darken/dye your hair if you feel the need.
  5. Wear clothes that seem second hand, adds to the boy next door/ bad boy vibe
THANKS FOR READING AND MAKE SURE TO LMK YOUR THOUGHTS
I CAN SEND PICS OF THE SHIT I POSTED IN PMS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AS WELL

PEACE
Finally , i don't have to argue my bad sleep schedule anymore , Racoonmaxx
 

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