Rate Bruno Mars / What the Hell is Wrong With His Face???

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Yes we all know that he's five foot four but let's focus on his face here. Why does he look uncanny? He's half Puerto-Rican/Jewish and half Filipino (his real name is Peter Hernandez), so almost no black/African whatsoever, but he's trying to pull off the lightskin look, which just doesn't work; He doesn't have the features for it. He has slightly positive eyebrow tilt but his eyebrows are very light and thin. His eye shape is good. Nose looks fine, perhaps a bit small. Everything else on his face looks average at best, so the thing that's making him look uncanny has to be his eyes, right? They're too large for his face and not very deep-set, which I think makes his whole head look smaller than it actually is (this effect is brutal when combined with his height). What would you guys rate him, and why does he look so weird?

 

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I'm a retard and forgot to change the tag to "Not OP"

 

[goneafterlean]

He looks weird because he's an inbred America mitt you said it in the thread lol

 

[Deleted member 16501]

His face literally saves him

Slightly bulging eyes but that's about it

 

[Chinacurry]

Yes we all know that he's five foot four but let's focus on his face here. Why does he look uncanny? He's half Puerto-Rican/Jewish and half Filipino (his real name is Peter Hernandez), so almost no black/African whatsoever, but he's trying to pull off the lightskin look, which just doesn't work; He doesn't have the features for it. He has slightly positive eyebrow tilt but his eyebrows are very light and thin. His eye shape is good. Nose looks fine, perhaps a bit small. Everything else on his face looks average at best, so the thing that's making him look uncanny has to be his eyes, right? They're too large for his face and not very deep-set, which I think makes his whole head look smaller than it actually is (this effect is brutal when combined with his height). What would you guys rate him, and why does he look so weird?View attachment 2070313View attachment 2070312View attachment 2070311

He'd actually decent looking.

I asked 2 girls that I fucked (may have asked more but psyche meds blur a lot of shit from me post 2019).

Both said they would fuck him and 1 said she would fuck him even if he wasn't $70m bruno Mars, just cos his face is decent, and his vibe, style, and CONFIDENCE killed it.

 

[wisemen]

Negative: Too short face, short ramus, eyes..
but other than that he’s very good looking, appealing symmetry!
His face rating would maybe be like 6/10, but in reality he’s more than that to women. Face rating is not accurate enough to predict success with the opposite gender.

 

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His face literally saves him

Slightly bulging eyes but that's about it

Saves him from what? His height???

Also: bulging eyes. Spot on. You can tell too from the prominent wrinkles under his eyes when he squints. It's probably less noticeable because he has little to no scleral show.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Saves him from what? His height???

Also: bulging eyes. Spot on. You can tell too from the prominent wrinkles under his eyes when he squints. It's probably less noticeable because he has little to no scleral show.

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yeah, total subhumanity

with status and face he can still be seen as attractive