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[Deleted member 2769]

 

[Deleted member 2969]

Looks better in motion 3 psl

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

he skull mogs all of us.

 

[Andromeda88]

Looks like Greekgodx

 

[Pendejo]

4 PSL

 

[Deleted member 2769]

Looks like Greekgodx

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[Andromeda88]

ur kinda weird man xD
is this ur grandpa? Rawr xD

 

[Deleted member 1560]

ur kinda weird man xD
is this ur grandpa? Rawr xD
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Uwu

 

[Deleted member 616]

Hung vibe but mogged by Prince Charming

 

[Andromeda88]

Uwu

In the first Spongebob movie, Spongebob mentions that he has won employee of the month 374 consecutive times. That's 31 years and 2 months without any gaps. There is another episode where Spongebob and Squidward compete for an employee of the month award, and Spongebob mentions that he's won the award 26 times in a row, adding on another 2 years and 2 months. The episode ends with neither of them winning it, ending Spongebob's 2 year streak. Let's assume that he started another streak immediately after this and never stopped. Spongebob has to be at the very least 18 when he started working at the Krusty Krab, since he legally owns a house when he gets the job in the first episode. With that said, let's do some math.

18 Years + 2 Years + 31 Years = 51 Years

This makes Spongebob 51 years old during the events of the first Spongebob movie. So when Mr. Krabs calls him a kid, keep in mind that Spongebob is an old man who has been working the same minimum wage job non-stop for at least 33 years straight.

 

[Deleted member 1774]

In the first Spongebob movie, Spongebob mentions that he has won employee of the month 374 consecutive times. That's 31 years and 2 months without any gaps. There is another episode where Spongebob and Squidward compete for an employee of the month award, and Spongebob mentions that he's won the award 26 times in a row, adding on another 2 years and 2 months. The episode ends with neither of them winning it, ending Spongebob's 2 year streak. Let's assume that he started another streak immediately after this and never stopped. Spongebob has to be at the very least 18 when he started working at the Krusty Krab, since he legally owns a house when he gets the job in the first episode. With that said, let's do some math.

18 Years + 2 Years + 31 Years = 51 Years

This makes Spongebob 51 years old during the events of the first Spongebob movie. So when Mr. Krabs calls him a kid, keep in mind that Spongebob is an old man who has been working the same minimum wage job non-stop for at least 33 years straight.

shittiest shitposter tbh

 

[Andromeda88]

shittiest shitposter tbh

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.

I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

 

[Pendejo]

shittiest shitposter tbh

No, thats @framecel222

 

[framecel222]

No, thats @framecel222

cope harder