Rate me all softmaxxed with nice facial hair. Poll included

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Rate this softmax final boss

 

[Daddy's Home]

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Yeah I know. I am not blind nigga. But still it doesn't hurt me that much

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@Timmy opinion after I applied ur tips?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@Timmy opinion after I applied ur tips?

Should I go for stud rings or is that Gay af and more for black people?

 

[Deleted member 93539]

The only failo I see here is nose, you're probably MTN

 

[Klasik616]

Cutecel

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

The only failo I see here is nose, you're probably MTN

How is 1 failo immediately mtn?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Cutecel

Thank you. That s a compliment. But after beard grows more and I get leaner I'll pop furosemide in December and then you'll see crazy bones popping especially the zygos will pop

 

[Deleted member 93539]

How is 1 failo immediately mtn?

Brother you're not HTN so what else do I rate

 

[PlayersGetPlayed]

I'd say htn tbh

 

[noahwillascend]

slimy boy

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Brother you're not HTN so what else do I rate

Ok understood. Do I scratch htn in this pic?

 

[Deleted member 93539]

Ok understood. Do I scratch htn in this pic?

Yes you do, front profile is actually pretty good, side is where nose becomes too much of a failo

 

[Klasik616]

Thank you. That s a compliment. But after beard grows more and I get leaner I'll pop furosemide in December and then you'll see crazy bones popping especially the zygos will pop

Your face is wide like mine that's why no matter how you debloat you will always look wide. The only option is jaw shaving surgery.

 

[Deleted member 29660]

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Im proud of how far you came bro

 

[Deleted member 29660]

Should I go for stud rings or is that Gay af and more for black people?

Dont do rings, they’re more feminine looking. Studs will give you a slayer halo and increase sex appeal

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Dont do rings, they’re more feminine looking. Studs will give you a slayer halo and increase sex appeal

What studs should I go. For. The regular ones? Should I buy cheap ones or medium priced ones.

 

[Deleted member 29660]

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Did you follow my beard guide exactly? After studying beards for a few days. I cane to the cinclusion of whats the ideal:

1. You need to separate the beard into 3 areas: Stubble, mustache, goatee

2. You must find which lengths of the stubble, mustache, goatee suit you and enhance your features

3. The stubble myst have the shortest length, the mustache must be darker then the stubble, the goatee must be a different length, depending on your chin shape, must be the longest area

4. You must choose fading over sharp lines, as unless you’re gonna do laser beard shaping, its hard to maintain. After choosing your stubble length, you must fade it like in this video


5. Your stache must also be a pencil stache like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/7TLlCnsPk9A?si=VNviSbx0njMWTj-i

As for your hair; for myself I found the mullet to be ideal but for you, you NEED your sides to be grown out. Your temples are shit and make you look like a peanut

 

[Deleted member 29660]

What studs should I go. For. The regular ones? Should I buy cheap ones or medium priced ones.

Whatever you can afford+ones that look good

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Whatever you can afford+ones that look good

I'll chat with you when I found some you'll say if they're good or nah

 

[Deleted member 29660]

I'll chat with you when I found some you'll say if they're good or nah

Okie dokie. I left but then saw you made a thread and @‘d me so I came back for a little longer. This forum isn’t healthy for anybody’s brain

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Okie dokie. I left but then saw you made a thread and @‘d me so I came back for a little longer. This forum isn’t healthy for anybody’s brain

We need u here. U better stay where u are

 

[Deleted member 29660]

We need u here. U better stay where u are

Unfortunately most people here dont appreciate my kindness and even despite that theres so much degeneration and obsession over male models, porn threads, loads of degeneration

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Ok understood. Do I scratch htn in this pic?

you look way better because you shaved