rate me brutally

[Gooningdemo23]

do i have potential

 

[day5]

Workout neck and debloat obvi

 

[CookieGuy]

High LTN go away

 

[zemult]

Ur fat and a child those are ur main problems. Leave this forum, eat better, and grow up.

 

[kindinternetman]

do i have potential

Come back in 3 years and eat healthy

 

[codeberserk]

IT'S NOT OVER FOR U
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U JUST NEED to do the following to get to mid HTN (your genetic potential + surgeries):

Hardmaxxing:

• Bimax Double-Jaw Surgery
• Trimax Surgery
• Zygo Implants
• Malar Implants
• Ramus Implants
• Ramus Angle Surgery
• Orbital Box Osteotomy
• Canthoplasty
• Upper-eyelid Blepharoplasty
• Lower-eyelid Blepharoplasty
• Rhinoplasty
• Ethnic Rhinoplasty
• Septoplasty
• Lefort 3 Surgery
• Buccal Fat Removal
• Infra-Orbital Implants
• Supra-Orbital Surgery
• Genioplasty (Chin Bone Contouring)
• Chin Implants
• Jaw Implants
• Clavicle Lengthening Surgery
• Limb Lengthening Surgery (tibia and femur)
• Almond Eye Surgery
• Fat Grafting
• Skin Laser Resurfacing
• Cheek Filler
• Jaw Filler
• Chin Filler
• Upper Lip Lift
• Lip Filler
• Steroids/Testosterone
• Facelift
• Lip Widening Surgery
• Neck Lift
• Cheek Augmentation Surgery (Malarplasty)
• Forehead Reduction Surgery
• Skull Reshaping Surgery
• Face Shortening Surgery
• LeFort 1 osteotomy
• Lefort 2
• Trimax Surgery
• Zygo filler
• HGH (Testosterone)
• Skin Microneedling
• Midfacing contouring surgery
• Lip lift
• Tripod Osteotomy
• Botox
• Derma fillers
• Face Liposuction
• Orthognathic Surgery
• Cheiloplasty
• Chin Surgery (Mentoplasty)
• Temporal Lift (Lateral Brow Lift)
• Lip Augmentation Surgery
• Double Eyelid Surgery (Asian Blepharoplasty)
• Infrazygo implant

Softmaxxing:

• Get jacked and lean (abs, v-shape taper, thin and ripped)
• Get to 10-12% bf
• Retinoids, Moisturizers, Infoliators, Vitamin-C serums, and b-carotene for glowing debloated, small pores clean skin
• Bro-Glo Self-Tanner on body and face
• Get Low-taper fade with textured fade
• Wear natural grey eye contacts
• Dye hair natural blonde
• Mewing
• Chewing Hard Mastic Gum
• Thumbpulling
• Zygopulling
• Eyepulling
• Squintmaxxing
• Minodixil on eyebrows and hair
• Eyelash curler for upside-down U look
• Apply Vilofine over the eye area
• Use caffeine cream to reduce puffiness and purpleness under the eyes
• Get 10 hours minimum of sleep
• Apply foundation and men’s makeup for contouring and more beautiful skin
• 3 Cold Showers daily
• Running 4-5 days a week
• Swimming 5 days a week
• Heavy Lifting 3 days a week
• Grow out hair long
• Wear Calithe Watch
• Wear black fitted t-shirts
• Wear black/dark brown cargo pants
• Wear black sweatpants
• Wear white linen pants
• Where college crewneck
• Wear all white vans
• Where 3-inch shoes
• Wear additional 3-inch increasing height extenders in shoes
• Wear a corset under a fitted black T-shirt
• Wear Shoulder pads undershirt
• Apply hair gel and salt spray to hair for fluffiness
• Wear neutral-colored Boat shoes
• Make at least $600k/year
• Drive Ferrari 488, Porsche GTR3 RS, Range Rover-Land Rover, Mercedes SUV (all matte black)
• Have $5 million in reserves
• Use ice masks/face masks
• Use gua gua shade in the morning
• Drink 1L of Coconut water daily
• Eat lots of steaks, grilled chicken, whole grains, smoothies, natural sugared fruits, reduce salt intake, reduce processed food intake, reduce sugar intake (only have natural sugars, cut out soda, lots of salads, vegetables, and fruits), eat lots of potassium
• Smudged Egyptian eyeliner in the eye area
• Dark black beard dye for eyebrows to darken
• A little bit of mascara on the eyelashes
• Creatine for muscle growth
• Neck training to widen/thicken the neck
• Voice exercises for a deeper voice
• Dress preppy (like those in Brooks Brothers/Ralph Lauren/J. Crew F/W campaigns in ‘80s-’90s)
• Get rid of glasses
• Get neck
• Sock lifts
• Use Sodium Hydroxide for clean white teeth
• Nose lift clip
• Nose inserts
• 1-2 small Temporary tattoos
• Fake inflicted scar on face and body
• Henna freckles
• Contour/tanning lotion to fraud more defined abs/muscles
• Put socks in pants to make a bigger bulge in the groin area
• Get fake realistic followers on Instagram for social media status
• Grow a light stubble to emphasize a more defined jawline/chin
• Become a renowned Architect
• Become rich
• Graduate with PhD at Harvard for Architecture at age 25
• Get a tan Burberry trench coat
• Get black Oxford shoes
• Set up a stock index, start an investing portfolio, invest in Crypto/NFTS
• Fraud in photos with lighting/angle editing and manipulation
• Bonesmashing
• Nose breathing (use nose tape)
• Zygomatic Tape
• Face tape
• Edging for a few more years
• Get at least 1 hour of sunlight outside every day
• 2-day fasting every month (starvemaxxing)
• Jelquing
• Apply talcum powder on the face daily
• Use Egyptian eyebrow pencils
• Use Egyptian eyeliner pencil, get it messy by rubbing it in around the eye area
• Liquid blush for rosy cheeks and pink undertone (Loreal or Rosy Lip Palm)
• Lip liner for thin lips (can widen a bit)
• Use a contouring stick to fraud jawline, cheekbones, nose
• Concealer pen for eyebags acne scars and blemishes
• Use sunscreen daily when outside
• Get into the student council
• Play sports and play varsity tennis, and golf, post on social media
• Work on social skills, start approaching and having conversations with girls, make more male friends, build connections and networking
• Use a designer cologne and apply a few squirts over body and clothing
• Hyaluronidase fat dissolver on face
• Consider magic mushrooms to boost confidence and cure depression
• Try pro-social drugs like weed to boost social status and get better social skills
• Exfoliate lips

Everything abt u is fucked. Do all this and you'll be good