Rate me in 4 tiktoks. Cap kinda ascends me

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Chad?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

S

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Vg

 

[Victorius]

what is your ethnicity?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

what is your ethnicity?

Idk

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

what is your ethnicity?

But wdy think?

 

[Victorius]

But wdy think?

turkish or somthing like that

 

[mogandpillage]

Eye contacts?

 

[afkaik]

Chad?

Front is subhuman, side is terramogger. Use volufiiline on your lips, don't get cocky, skin looks model tier. Mtn with high potential (fix your ratios and your buccal fat, also you look retarded, don't do those expressions)

 

[Heightpilldealer]

Chad?

Do women approach you?

 

[anthony111553]

this might be the actual gayest video of all time

 

[Djimo]

Do women approach you?

Front is subhuman, side is terramogger. Use volufiiline on your lips, don't get cocky, skin looks model tier. Mtn with high potential (fix your ratios and your buccal fat, also you look retarded, don't do those expressions)

dont dare talk to arabadonis like that idiots

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

this might be the actual gayest video of all time

More zest fest coming soon

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Front is subhuman, side is terramogger. Use volufiiline on your lips, don't get cocky, skin looks model tier. Mtn with high potential (fix your ratios and your buccal fat, also you look retarded, don't do those expressions)

What flaws besides lips on front?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

this might be the actual gayest video of all time

I simply mog

 

[Djimo]

What flaws besides lips on front?

entire nose

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

entire nose

So only nose and lips

 

[Pento]

Peak autism

 

[afkaik]

What flaws besides lips on front?

Jaw's not wide enough. Your eyes look aspie as fuck. Your hair is shitty (easy fix). Long midface. Those are what descend you, just the haircut + bonemass in your jaw and cheeks (you might benefit from massetter training) will ascend you hard. You're almost there bro.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Peak autism

Honest reaction

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Jaw's not wide enough. Your eyes look aspie as fuck. Your hair is shitty (easy fix). Long midface. Those are what descend you, just the haircut + bonemass in your jaw and cheeks (you might benefit from massetter training) will ascend you hard. You're almost there bro.

How to fix hair

 

[KKKuroiso]

Weak chadlite

 

[Pento]

Honest reaction

you look good but fake and uncanny its the contacts bro

 

[shalomnigga]

Chad?

Wtff u ascended hard boyo i remember u used to be constantly bloated asf I’d Say Htn front Low Chadlite Side could be higher but u look uncanny and not in a good way Btw i remember u got rhino how did u like it did u get a revision and what did u tell ur surgeon.

 

[afkaik]

How to fix hair

Less verticality in your hair (it goes too much to the sides). You have bad esr(maybe) but you might also benefit from covering your cheeks (idk if its your esr or another thing thats making you uncanny), if its not natural (perm) straight-wavy hair will be good enough. A rhino might take you to chadlite if you magically shorten yourmidface while keeping all the other ratios okay. But like everything about your hair and facial expression pisses me off. That + widening your jaw, for the love of god. Try MSE maybe? Just the lower jaw. And your chin is too long but good (like very, very full) lips might fix this. You are going to notice a great deal of difference if you try all of these things (im not sure about MSE,lool, good luck, sincerely... Tomboyslayer,out

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Sharpie eyebrows

 

[Mrinfinityx]

I simply mog

U mog Zeta currently but ur haircut and behavior on these are holding u back

 

[Mrinfinityx]

Also get ur stubble back

 

[ciganyvero69]

Chad?

Gives me creeps lol

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Also get ur stubble back

That fking subhuman landwhale hated me from first second i walked in she did my hair and she defo nerfed me purposelly even her manager said oh gosh u shouldnt have done that but i requested to teim it he said no time sorry. I fucking hate that whore

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Gives me creeps lol

That is the goal

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Sharpie eyebrows

What does that mean lol

 

[limerence]

Chad?

mtn

 

[ciganyvero69]

That is the goal

In a bad way. Like watching terraformers haha

 

[limerence]

strong htn when your not making autistic faces

 

[faustianspirit]

Damn goat u really ascended
What u do for the skin tho

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Damn goat u really ascended
What u do for the skin tho

Tret

 

[FunkyFlamingo]

Chad?

holy chadlite

 

[limerence]

Tret

should i hop on tret or stop coping with topical shit and go on accutane

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

What does that mean lol

It looks like your eyebrows were drawn on with marker

 

[waffle]

plz get keratin