Rate me with heavy facial hair? VERY PRIMAL WARNING, TESTOSTERONE OVER-FUCKING-LOAD

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I just know I was destined to be a warrior or something fuarkkkkkk

@fentanyl How hard do I mog most Tamil monkeys :feelshmm:
 
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Please keep facial hair bhai
 
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Ltn on your best day, you should steal @CoreSchizo's user title mane
 
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Ur like the indian version of okabe rintaro from steins gate


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Mogher
 
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@cromagnon @noobs

Do I look like honorary caucasoid here?
 
Can you prove you are the person in the pics ?
 
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and also maybe the monobrow
 
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Beard is a looksmin if not thick with good coverage.

You either need to minoxidil-max or shave it off.
 
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You have to get to really high levels of density+coverage to really pull off a short beard tbh.

Minoxidil plus some sort of beard thickener can get you there, but it’s unironically not worth it.

Main benefit of a beard is to hide a bad jaw shape and a short beard doesn’t do that. You have to have good jaw line plus good beard coverage plus density to make a short beard work.

Longer beards can fraud jawline so if you have good density plus coverage a long beard can improve your looks.
 
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did some very minor achievable tweaks in photoshop make of this what you will i think this is significant improvement


Dalit
 
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Also you need to get eyebrow threading.
 
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bhai ur beard kinda mid
 
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Uppereyelidexposurecel
 
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patchy asf
 
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You have to get to really high levels of density+coverage to really pull off a short beard tbh.

Minoxidil plus some sort of beard thickener can get you there, but it’s unironically not worth it.

Main benefit of a beard is to hide a bad jaw shape and a short beard doesn’t do that. You have to have good jaw line plus good beard coverage plus density to make a short beard work.

Longer beards can fraud jawline so if you have good density plus coverage a long beard can improve your looks.
I guess I'll just stick with a clean shave for a while
Also you need to get eyebrow threading.
Yeah I need to work on my eyebrows plus tinting my eyelashes
 
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Ascend to Brahman
 
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I guess I'll just stick with a clean shave for a while

Yeah I need to work on my eyebrows plus tinting my eyelashes

Clean shaven, plus eyebrow threading, and lose the glasses would probably be the best option.

If you can’t get contacts or lasik, I’d suggest at least getting glasses that are less stereotypically nerd.

Eyelash maxxing is irrelevant when you wear glasses. 99% of Indians have good eyelashes naturally so it’s probably not needed for you tbh.
 
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Clean shaven, plus eyebrow threading, and lose the glasses would probably be the best option.

If you can’t get contacts or lasik, I’d suggest at least getting glasses that are less stereotypically nerd.

Eyelash maxxing is irrelevant when you wear glasses. 99% of Indians have good eyelashes naturally so it’s probably not needed for you tbh.
My eyelashes and eyebrows are pretty dark I would say so yeah, but that's just my hair in general, dark and thick.

I plan to get lasik over contacts because I do alot of manual labour on my grandmother's farm so it's just not for me right now. Chances of freak infections are low but its always there...
 
You look like the type to throw yourself under a moving train
 
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I wish to ejaculate on your face
 
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My test doubled after clicking on this thread
 
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Like strong chad weak psl god
 
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